Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 92 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.9%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.2%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 101 19.1%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.3%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 86 16.2%
  • Total voters
    530
“Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose trust is the Lord. He is like a tree planted by water, that sends out its roots by the stream, and does not fear when heat comes, for its leaves remain green, and is not anxious in the year of drought, for it does not cease to bear fruit.”
- Jeremiah 17:7-8

I never doubted Ravioli would run dry for even a second; dyed in the wool batshit is a gift that never stops giving. :heart-full:
 
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Brett, that's YOUR email address.
 
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Edit: The best part of all of this is that it happened in a casino - a place with more surveillance cameras than probably anywhere. Everything that happened is on video and he's utterly foolish to think he can lie about anything when the GSR can pull the video and shut him down.

He's just doing it for the attention, you can tell by the way he jumps at media requests but is too TIRED to bother contacting the ACLU.
 
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Looks like Rioley found hirself a nice little grift - and still failed to cash in on it.
Maximum Ink does indeed exist but does not offer an impressum or a list of editors and columnists. The site itself is... very web 0,5.
I've searched for the term "Lemke", here's the results page. The first, most recent hit is about the band Angels or Insects, featuring a drummer named Brian Klemke. The rest are Brett "Ravioli Rioley" Lemke's contributions under his "deadname". This is the complete list of his articles.
And last but not least here's the results page for "Ripley".


Fucking loony troon.
 
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This is hilarious. Did he just make up an entire person to conceal that he's so assmad BLFC cruelly turned him away for wearing a diaper in public he plans to write an entire article about it? By the way, "Scott McKay" turns up zero search results on the Maximum Ink website. There's no way that even the furries let this slide.

EDIT: I dropped a quick archive of the tweet he made. Unfortunately, the person it was in reply to already deleted.
 
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These credulous jackweeds in the comments are killing me. Why yes, Rioley, it sounds perfectly plausible that you would go to a furry con, an event that routinely attracts the most degenerate people in America, and within a short period of time get viciously attacked by transphobes in three separate incidents and then get kicked out by the convention organizers for no reason other than existing! There is absolutely no chance that there could be another side to this story!

fake edit: They're SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!
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CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
I haven’t caught up with today’s events (beyond a brief check to make sure that I’m not reposting anything) but he’s engaging in slapfights in the replies of that tweet.

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He’s seething. [A]
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Please keep in mind that the episode he is currently having is airing live on Twitter as I type. I wish I could just sit there and archive his sperging as he hits “send tweet”, but I have a life not really plus I was in the process of writing up the post for Kevin’s last day of BLFC and Ripley’s rage is kind of disturbing (even for me). Something (actually a lot of things) ‘bout this dude just screams, “I AM A WALKING HAND GRENADE AND YOU ARE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH MY SAFETY PIN.”

Shit, I shouldn’t have used the term “dude”, my bad bro. [A]
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“But i have a medical condition!”

So does a person who wears a back brace, Rioley, but they still have to wear clothes over (or under—depending on what kind it is) it.

Also loving the person who responded “no thanks, i’ve seen your genitals”
 
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