Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Small-arms Supremacy]

A woman the size of a celestial body is into astrology... guess this is just an attempt to, "know thyself".

Its a little known fact that high blood sugar is what gives people the ability to analyze the stars. When your body is overloaded with sugar it allows your mind to be overloaded with cosmic truths. Clearly nobody in this thread is round enough to understand the deep secrets of astrology.

 

[Ona Quest]

People who unironically believe Reiki is a thing are beyond stupid and suggestible

 

[NoReturn]

People who unironically believe Reiki is a thing are beyond stupid and suggestible

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There it is again, that focus on "Being yourself" and "Finding yourself" as the highest virtue in their ideology.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

People who unironically believe Reiki is a thing are beyond stupid and suggestible

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Every time I see a woman dressed like this I have a juvenile urge to slap her tits. Not hard, just enough to see the jiggle. No clue why.

There it is again, that focus on "Being yourself" and "Finding yourself" as the highest virtue in their ideology.

They've confused "centered self" for "self-centered". The Buddha would weep.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Every time I see a woman dressed like this I have a juvenile urge to slap her tits. Not hard, just enough to see the jiggle. No clue why.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[SCSI]

People who unironically believe Reiki is a thing are beyond stupid and suggestible

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Especially as it costs lots of money to get certified as a "reiki master". (Archive)

How much? Let's see...

You can't skip levels, of course. Some "masters" break this down into even more money levels, but three is the most common. But what awesome powers do you unlock if you get the phat XPs and level all the way up?

That's right, the guy you are paying lots of $$$$ to might not be in the room with you, or even wearing pants for that matter, while he wields these secret cosmic powers. A personal lolcow I know IRL received her level 3 attunement remotely via a master in Japan (so authentic!)... while she herself was in <UNNAMED USA CITY>.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I always wondered what Reiki was because I kept getting recommended it on Udemy for some reason. I literally only have programming courses and a guitar course, so I'm not sure why the hell that recommendation showed up.

But literally just looking at the title, pic, and brief description, of the course, I just assumed it was some new agey shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Imbalanced Energy Field" is an official NANDA nursing diagnosis.

Nobody uses nursing diagnoses once they've escaped school and are no longer forced to, but it's still a shanda fur die goyim.

 

[GranDuke]

She's a great example of how watered down even controversial practices in Neopaganism are, compared to the historical rites they're trying to glom onto. The idea of just going to the store and buying cheap leftover blood from a non ceremonially-slaughtered animal, and then keeping it around on a shelf for whenever you need it completely lacks anything of classical theologies.

I think it makes more sense if you look at it like it is a lifestyle choice than an actual practice.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I think it makes more sense if you look at it like it is a lifestyle choice than an actual practice.

The year is 2050. Burger king, Carls Jr and McDonald's all have limited time menu items with blood from animal sacrifices to market to pagan witches on Halloween. "OG" internet witches are complaining on neo-twitter that the blood isn't sourced from trans black witches and that the specific spells cast on the burgers aren't 'authentic' enough.

 

[NoReturn]

in this video, at 5-2" 283 lbs, April says her "waist is a bit defined now". These gorls are comedy gold!

This needs to be crossposted here.

Starts @ 5:00

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Have fun getting hexed and shanked then, bitch.

 

[Agarathium1066]

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That's a lot of words to say 'I don't want friends'. Silly 3d skull background is alright though.

 

[JimmyNugget]

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Have fun getting hexed and shanked then, bitch.

The people who needed a lobotomy are people that were so violent they needed to be held down. Some were innocent, but quite a few would kill you the second they got free.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Every time I see a woman dressed like this I have a juvenile urge to slap her tits. Not hard, just enough to see the jiggle. No clue why.

I have no idea why I am responding to a months-old post, but I have to concur and give a potential reasoning: you see barely-concealed boobs and you wish to stimulate them, as us men are naturally attracted to the exposed breast. Bouncing boobs are fun.

 

[NoReturn]

So I don't know how many of you have seen this:

But there's a backstory and now I need to burden you all with the knowledge thereof.
See, first thing you need to know is that there's a theory that UFOs aren't physical, and that they're a psychic phenomenon that has accompanied humans throughout the ages that takes the form of whatever is in the popular conciousness. That's why we used to see demons and shit, and now it's aliens.
This is the "Interdimensional hypothesis" as opposed to the "extraterrestrial hypothesis" with which most people are already familiar.
You need to know this to understand where this is going, because if you believe UFOs are a psychic phenomenon, then you do shit like try to meditate in the desert to summon them.
You know who else did this? Kesha.
Yep. One year ago, and before she got this TV deal, Demi was on Kesha and the Creepies talking about her UFO encounter.

Then about a month back to drum up hype for the show, she says calling aliens "aliens" would be offensive:

And you know, that's par for the course at this point:

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I have no idea why I am responding to a months-old post, but I have to concur and give a potential reasoning: you see barely-concealed boobs and you wish to stimulate them, as us men are naturally attracted to the exposed breast. Bouncing boobs are fun.

You're responding because it's the fun thing to do and now I'm going to do it too.

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Angie Update!
Tumblr is attacking her. Once again @Fuzzy Rodent has been proven right that we are apparently kinder people than those for whom she left us.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

So I don't know how many of you have seen this:

But there's a backstory and now I need to burden you all with the knowledge thereof.
See, first thing you need to know is that there's a theory that UFOs aren't physical, and that they're a psychic phenomenon that has accompanied humans throughout the ages that takes the form of whatever is in the popular conciousness. That's why we used to see demons and shit, and now it's aliens.
This is the "Interdimensional hypothesis" as opposed to the "extraterrestrial hypothesis" with which most people are already familiar.
You need to know this to understand where this is going, because if you believe UFOs are a psychic phenomenon, then you do shit like try to meditate in the desert to summon them.
You know who else did this? Kesha.
Yep. One year ago, and before she got this TV deal, Demi was on Kesha and the Creepies talking about her UFO encounter.

Then about a month back to drum up hype for the show, she says calling aliens "aliens" would be offensive:

And you know, that's par for the course at this point:

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You're responding because it's the fun thing to do and now I'm going to do it too.

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Angie Update!
Tumblr is attacking her. Once again @Fuzzy Rodent has been proven right that we are apparently kinder people than those for whom she left us.
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So these people are basically arguing that the so-called aliens may actually be supernatural entities, and people are taking it seriously? Alex Jones deserves an apology for his talk about demons then!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

See, first thing you need to know is that there's a theory that UFOs aren't physical, and that they're a psychic phenomenon that has accompanied humans throughout the ages that takes the form of whatever is in the popular conciousness. That's why we used to see demons and shit, and now it's aliens.

That sounds weirdly like how quite a few Christians believe aliens are demons.

 

[NoReturn]

So these people are basically arguing that the so-called aliens may actually be supernatural entities, and people are taking it seriously? Alex Jones deserves an apology for his talk about demons then!

More that demons and aliens are the same thing, but otherwise you've got the gist of it.

That sounds weirdly like how quite a few Christians believe aliens are demons.

Clearly, Crowley was actually a real wizard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Clearly, Crowley was actually a real wizard.

Even if you think demons are about as real as unicorns, you have to admit that the fact a guy who did everything he could to summon a demon and said it looked like a stereotypical picture of an alien is kind of creepy.