Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[stets]

Rob with the subtle troll, followed by Jack confirming that he's determined to kill himself with large amounts of both caffeine and sugar. Apparently in Jack's broken brain, chai tea+espresso is for the holidays. I have no idea how that equates with the holidays or why fatty considers late October to even be the holidays. Does he not know what month we're in? Is it that bad?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Slap the Classic sash from his pumpkin video on the reinstated videos. Classic Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man!

Working on it, I’ll give an update when complete. I have some I have to re-upload as well.

Edit: Two shots of espresso. One for the kitchen….one for the bedroom.

Edit 2: Everything is public again. Here’s what’s missing:

Episode 2 & Episode 16. These are likely on @TheLazyMan’s hard drive. I’ll check with him in a bit (he fell asleep, lol).

Episode 17 — currently uploading.

Episode 19 — won’t be returning because Jack doxxed himself on a pizza box.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Working on it, I’ll give an update when complete. I have some I have to re-upload as well.

Edit: Two shots of espresso. One for the kitchen….one for the bedroom.

Edit 2: Everything is public again. Here’s what’s missing:

Episode 2 & Episode 16. These are likely on @TheLazyMan’s hard drive. I’ll check with him in a bit (he fell asleep, lol).

Episode 17 — currently uploading.

Episode 19 — won’t be returning because Jack doxxed himself on a pizza box.

The doxx was the least of Episode 19's problems. It was tainted by Dad Bod Cali's "rap."

 

[ZipDisk]

Maybe make a new episode 19? Like not a full length, but a short one with the thumbnail being him with his tongue all bloated up like PEPE explaining "We had to pull episode 19 because JackAss Scalfani had his address in the shot, and we take the terms of service more seriously than he does"

I mean like, my dream re-up would have the three pound tub of sour cream shopped over the offending label. Like instead of Pop Up Video, Pop Up Sour Cream.

Alternate options: Pop Up Saebo Arm brace, Pop Up Piggie, Pop Up smoker, Pop Up Gourdon.

Just a nice shiny book spine for the PCLM library.

I wish Jack went back to using the electrified arm device. Not because I want him to get better, but because I want to see him get shocked on camera. A local Sportscaster was removed from our NBC affiliate because his earpiece shocked him and he yelled "Fuck, Shit!" live on air.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Maybe make a new episode 19? Like not a full length, but a short one with the thumbnail being him with his tongue all bloated up like PEPE explaining "We had to pull episode 19 because JackAss Scalfani had his address in the shot, and we take the terms of service more seriously than he does"

I mean like, my dream re-up would have the three pound tub of sour cream shopped over the offending label. Like instead of Pop Up Video, Pop Up Sour Cream.

Alternate options: Pop Up Saebo Arm brace, Pop Up Piggie, Pop Up smoker, Pop Up Gourdon.

Just a nice shiny book spine for the PCLM library.

I wish Jack went back to using the electrified arm device. Not because I want him to get better, but because I want to see him get shocked on camera. A local Sportscaster was removed from our NBC affiliate because his earpiece shocked him and he yelled "Fuck, Shit!" live on air.

I could probably edit the Qali and Dox videos out, but it would take a bit a time to render. It’s over a gig.

Edited: his ear peace shocked him? IFBs run on 9Vs usually. Are you sure the audio op didn’t blow out his ear drums? Seems like a more likely scenario.

 

[ZipDisk]

It was mid nineties, I want to say 95, 96? It was very clear that it hurt. Whenever I watch the newscaster compilations I'm sad because that was before the DVR.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I could probably edit the Qali and Dox videos out, but it would take a bit a time to render. It’s over a gig.

Edited: his ear peace shocked him? IFBs run on 9Vs usually. Are you sure the audio op didn’t blow out his ear drums? Seems like a more likely scenario.

I'd say edit the Dox section out with something blocking it, perhaps with some obnoxious free music and a warning that Jack is an idiot.

Keep the Rap though. I can only imagine the yours and the chat's reaction to that is priceless; I never saw that episode.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Starbucks is the last place you want to go if you want to play the conservative boomer card. It's often the butt of soyboy jokes for a reason. That Jack prefers it is very telling, given his tendency to not be able to not fear scream with each fucking photo he takes. Also their coffee is shit; even I know this and I don't like coffee (teas are better).

Starblechs is the last place to go for coffee period. The only times you'll see me there is if I need myself a coffee and there's nothing else available in the area. Hell back in Japan I'd opt for canned coffee over Starblech's and that stuff is borderline nasty.

Starbucks is the McDonalds of coffee shops. They are everywhere, and apart from a few special locations like their Reserve Roasteries, they provide the same experience with the same over-roasted coffee everywhere. Nice and predictable, perfect for a man-toddler like Jack who gets scared of anything new or unfamiliar.

Yeah except McDonald's actually gives you better coffee. The only people I know that go to Starbucks are those that don't actually like coffee and prefer heavily doctored coffee drinks.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Missed out on the last PCTLM livestream but I'm glad I watched it later because the old turkey neck video from the Green Kitchen Era was brought up, and it was hilarious and disgusting seeing Jack pour the contents of the sauce into his pot.

Made this fitting video from the said clip - the Scalfani Turkey Surprise:

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Come back to the thread for the first time in awhile and this is the first thing I hear.

Fuck you. I'm leaving. I blame jack.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack confirming that he's determined to kill himself with large amounts of both caffeine

Wait, can excess caffeine kill you? Jack didn't get his stroke(s) from too much coffee, right?

Asking for my cousin.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I could probably edit the Qali and Dox videos out, but it would take a bit a time to render. It’s over a gig.

Upload it as private and then use Youtube's tools to add a blur filter to the address before you public it. Damn however long it takes, it'll be done when it's done.

 

[Asperchewy]

Wait, can excess caffeine kill you? Jack didn't get his stroke(s) from too much coffee, right?

Asking for my cousin.

He blamed stroke #1 on energy drinks. Because fat.

 

[Adamska]

Wait, can excess caffeine kill you? Jack didn't get his stroke(s) from too much coffee, right?

Asking for my cousin.

I mean if you take something like 300 - 600 mg of it you could potentially have your heart just say "FUCK IT" and shit out from tachycardia. It can cause damage, especially if you're not used to caffeine or you already have a shit heart or you just keep slamming them down.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I mean if you take something like 300 - 600 mg of it you could potentially have your heart just say "FUCK IT" and shit out from tachycardia. It can cause damage, especially if you're not used to caffeine or you already have a shit heart or you just keep slamming them down.

Oh fug that's basically my daily intake.

When me and Jack stroke out for good I'll report on Jack's activity in third circle.

 

[AnOminous]

Rob with the subtle troll, followed by Jack confirming that he's determined to kill himself with large amounts of both caffeine and sugar. Apparently in Jack's broken brain, chai tea+espresso is for the holidays. I have no idea how that equates with the holidays or why fatty considers late October to even be the holidays. Does he not know what month we're in? Is it that bad?

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How can Jack be such a piece of shit? Imagine having such horrible taste in both tea and coffee to commit such a monstrous act of disrespect for both beverages? Fuck you Jack.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Starblechs is the last place to go for coffee period. The only times you'll see me there is if I need myself a coffee and there's nothing else available in the area. Hell back in Japan I'd opt for canned coffee over Starblech's and that stuff is borderline nasty.


Yeah except McDonald's actually gives you better coffee. The only people I know that go to Starbucks are those that don't actually like coffee and prefer heavily doctored coffee drinks.

Why does Starbucks always taste like it sat in a carafe burning to the bottom for a week? So nasty. There’s no amount of cream or sugar you can put in to fix that shit.

Upload it as private and then use Youtube's tools to add a blur filter to the address before you public it. Damn however long it takes, it'll be done when it's done.

That could work, I don’t know how I could edit out Dat Fag Qali though. I don’t want to have come this far only to get a strike from that twerp.

 

[desudesu]

Seethe, fatty.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Seethe, fatty.

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Need to steal this.

 

[desudesu]

Need to steal this.

Go ahead, all yours for the taking (including the earlier turkey neck sauce video).

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Seethe, fatty.

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Big T smiling at his shock is the icing on the cake.