Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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I’m at work now, but I’ll upload whatever other Boys’ Clubs are missing tonight (minus the doxx one) and make them all public again.

I also did schedule a premiere for the podcast we uploaded earlier, but I see Podbean took it upon itself to publish to YouTube automatically even though I turned that off.
 
I’m at work now, but I’ll upload whatever other Boys’ Clubs are missing tonight (minus the doxx one) and make them all public again.

I also did schedule a premiere for the podcast we uploaded earlier, but I see Podbean took it upon itself to publish to YouTube automatically even though I turned that off.
Saw that. Can't wait to watch it.
 
56 grams of carbs from all the sugar and milk too.

I guess a black coffee or tea is too much to ask. Or even just a regular latte to avoid the added sugar.
Mushbrain doesn't actually like coffee. That's why he always has those flavored syrups or creamers. That and he drinks it really light as well.

Ooh. He might be nearly as mad as he is fat.

Wonder if he'll keep trying the same thing, or try something different?
Mushbrain doesn't learn. He'll be striking videos for years to come assuming he lives that long.

tammy better slip something into jack's beverage to knock him out before the drive back to TN or else she's in for hours of nonstop bitching and complaining

i guarantee he's raging hard right now. sorry fatty, abusing the YT copyright strike system didn't work
She'll get him a 6ft hoagie and he'll just eat that all the way home. With luck the sodium and fat will kill him on the way.
 
So a Starbucks venti chai latte has about 115mg of caffeine... Then ordering with two extra shots of espresso with 75mg each gives a total of 265mg caffeine. And of course Fatty Doo Doo had at least one Bang energy earlier in the day which tend to exceed 300mg caffeine, so he's likely 600mg+ a day *minimum* for his caffeine habit. Which even without being delivered via fat-and-sugar bombs is a holy fucking shit amount of caffeine to be drinking daily for someone of Jack's size.
 
Didn't he once make coffee in a video and it was barely darker than piss?
Yeah he makes some super weak coffee. Here's a screenshot from his Javapresse Grinder video, where you can see right through the carafe:
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I also recall that he once said he likes to brew his coffee at some ridiculously low temperature, around 140 or something around there.
 
Yeah he makes some super weak coffee. Here's a screenshot from his Javapresse Grinder video, where you can see right through the carafe:
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I also recall that he once said he likes to brew his coffee at some ridiculously low temperature, around 140 or something around there.

Same with the "How Do You Like Your Coffee?" Video. I had darker piss the last time I had Hydronephrosis.

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His friend had to pretend to like it, but Mushbrain here is used to that.
 
Piss off Jack
Because God genuinely cured the fat boomer's Cluster B Personality Disorder and his Eating Disorder. Oh wait it fucking didn't and he's getting more mushbrained with age.
There are results for the Patrick piggy bank on ebay if you exclude his last name "Star"! Good luck getting C.U. Piggy!

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Huh, I never could quite tell it was a Patrick pattern. Nice to know.
Edit: Also seems like the Scalfani Mobile blown a tire while on the WARS "tour". I like how Jack made it seem like he's doing the driving and its hard work waiting 2 hours for a tire leak to be repaired, thus rewarding himself with a venti chai latte from Starbucks (53g of sugar).

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So two things come to mind:

1. Jack is really pathetic and desperately wanting to pretend at least on driving that he can do it himself. I half suspect that driving to him is like grilling, he sees it as a masculine thing so that's why he's so insecure whenever people point out he mechanically can't drive. And no, he literally can't; his bad limbs are where the gear shift and pedals are.
2. Starbucks is the last place you want to go if you want to play the conservative boomer card. It's often the butt of soyboy jokes for a reason. That Jack prefers it is very telling, given his tendency to not be able to not fear scream with each fucking photo he takes. Also their coffee is shit; even I know this and I don't like coffee (teas are better).
Get fucked Fatty.

I imagine he found that out in the thread and is crying right now. I wonder how many pounds of meat he will shove down his throat to eat the pain away?
"Dirty chai" as it's called is actually pretty darn tasty because the espresso shot balances out with the sweetness, and if Starbucks makes their chai like I do where I work it's going to be VERY sweet. In a 20oz cup that's going to be a buttoad of chai concentrate, way more than he needs on top of the added caffeine!
Jesus christ how horrifying.
 
2. Starbucks is the last place you want to go if you want to play the conservative boomer card. It's often the butt of soyboy jokes for a reason. That Jack prefers it is very telling, given his tendency to not be able to not fear scream with each fucking photo he takes. Also their coffee is shit; even I know this and I don't like coffee (teas are better).
Starbucks is the McDonalds of coffee shops. They are everywhere, and apart from a few special locations like their Reserve Roasteries, they provide the same experience with the same over-roasted coffee everywhere. Nice and predictable, perfect for a man-toddler like Jack who gets scared of anything new or unfamiliar.
 
Which even without being delivered via fat-and-sugar bombs is a holy fucking shit amount of caffeine to be drinking daily for someone of Jack's size.
Also his repeated strokes which he blamed on energy drinks.
Starbucks is the McDonalds of coffee shops. They are everywhere, and apart from a few special locations like their Reserve Roasteries, they provide the same experience with the same over-roasted coffee everywhere. Nice and predictable, perfect for a man-toddler like Jack who gets scared of anything new or unfamiliar.
It's not even the McDonald's of coffee shops, as you can literally get a better cup of coffee at McDonald's, and it's even roasted better. Unless for some reason you want 10 grams of fat along with your brew there is no reason ever to buy this crappy coffee.
 
So when someone gets their youtube copyright claim overturned, do they face any consequences?
i'm wondering this too, but i'm guessing no

hilarious how the same guy who stole thumbnails (until we forced him to stop) and continues to steal recipes without giving credit to the source has an issue with people using his content. it'd be pretty amazing if YT suspended him for abusing their copyright strike system. he'd probably rage so hard that he'd induce a fatal stroke
 
i'm wondering this too, but i'm guessing no

hilarious how the same guy who stole thumbnails (until we forced him to stop) and continues to steal recipes without giving credit to the source has an issue with people using his content. it'd be pretty amazing if YT suspended him for abusing their copyright strike system. he'd probably rage so hard that he'd induce a fatal stroke
I think it takes a lot of false DMCA claims to get them to finally put the hammer down. I could only find a single article on YT going after a guy when he did this dozens of times.
 
So when someone gets their youtube copyright claim overturned, do they face any consequences?
No. And their system really isn't even DMCA-compliant, in that it's far more favorable to claimants. There are also different tiers of notification they have, with known rights holders having access to the ability to submit something like a hash of a number of works and supposedly infringing gets autoblocked or taken down or monetized for the benefit of the claimant.

There's also a more normie tier for people with less need to notify (the big claimants like music industry corporations often make thousands a day), where you can just search for infringing content manually and then report each thing you are claiming as infringing by clicking a checkmark next to it.

You have to provide the information to YouTube you would in a normal DMCA claim, but you can do it just once and notify by using their notification interface afterwards instead of going through the formalities.

In theory you could end up on the hook for legal fees expended going after you for bogus complaints, but in reality this very seldom happens. But see Lenz v. Universal Music for a case in which one of these frequent claimants was smacked down hard for striking an obviously fair use (a Prince song playing in the background of a video with a dancing baby).

It's a difficult case to make because it's almost always possible at least to make out a colorable claim that some use is infringing. You really have to go out of your way to end up with a case that bad (like the dimwit who sued Soygon).
That Jack prefers it is very telling, given his tendency to not be able to not fear scream with each fucking photo he takes. Also their coffee is shit; even I know this and I don't like coffee (teas are better).
Honestly both Dunkin Donuts and McDonald's have better coffee. Even the Great Value Dunkin Donuts knockoff for Keurig machines is better. That's not even a knock on that brand, it's actually one of the better K-cup coffees and cheap as hell.
 
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I think it takes a lot of false DMCA claims to get them to finally put the hammer down. I could only find a single article on YT going after a guy when he did this dozens of times.
After Chris Hanson went full lolcow, he went on a rampage and filed hundreds of false copyright strikes. It wasn’t just on videos that were obviously fair use, but on content he didn’t even own the rights. There weren’t any consequences from YouTube for doing it.
 
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After Chris Hanson went full lolcow, he went on a rampage and filed hundreds of false copyright strikes. It wasn’t just on videos that were obviously fair use, but on content he didn’t even own the rights. There weren’t any consequences from YouTube doing it.
So far as I know, YouTube doesn't even stop accepting complaints from rampaging retards like this. You could probably get an injunction on someone doing this, though, and have them held in contempt if they kept it up. It just isn't worth most people's time, especially since you might not even get legal fees out of it and the kind of shithead who does that usually doesn't have the money to pay a judgment anyway.

I doubt Hanson falls into that judgment proof category of defendant, so it was probably a really bad idea for him to do that shit. IP litigation is expensive and going full retard like that would be costly if someone felt up to litigating it. Under the Fantasy v. Fogerty line of cases, bogus copyright claims allow fee shifting to the winner (John Fogerty was literally sued for sounding too much like himself.)
 
No. And their system really isn't even DMCA-compliant, in that it's far more favorable to claimants. There are also different tiers of notification they have, with known rights holders having access to the ability to submit something like a hash of a number of works and supposedly infringing gets autoblocked or taken down or monetized for the benefit of the claimant.

There's also a more normie tier for people with less need to notify (the big claimants like music industry corporations often make thousands a day), where you can just search for infringing content manually and then report each thing you are claiming as infringing by clicking a checkmark next to it.

You have to provide the information to YouTube you would in a normal DMCA claim, but you can do it just once and notify by using their notification interface afterwards instead of going through the formalities.

In theory you could end up on the hook for legal fees expended going after you for bogus complaints, but in reality this very seldom happens. But see Lenz v. Universal Music for a case in which one of these frequent claimants was smacked down hard for striking an obviously fair use (a Prince song playing in the background of a video with a dancing baby).

It's a difficult case to make because it's almost always possible at least to make out a colorable claim that some use is infringing. You really have to go out of your way to end up with a case that bad (like the dimwit who sued Soygon).

Honestly both Dunkin Donuts and McDonald's have better coffee. Even the Great Value Dunkin Donuts knockoff for Keurig machines is better. That's not even a knock on that brand, it's actually one of the better K-cup coffees and cheap as hell.
I figured as much regarding the copyright strikes, but I guess my question is, can Jack strike the same episode more than once? I’d think not? But I could be wrong.
 
I figured as much regarding the copyright strikes, but I guess my question is, can Jack strike the same episode more than once? I’d think not? But I could be wrong.
I don't think there's actually anything stopping him. If he has the rights holder type of account (all you have to do is claim it and give your dox or probably even made up dox), it's just do a search, click the checkmarks, the videos goes away immediately. At least that's how it worked last time I used it.
 
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