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How much does phil still rely on the perception that he needs the money? In other words if every paypig woke up tomorrow and realized that nothing is going to change in his situation or the khantent they get no matter how much or how little they blow on him. How much would he still make?

Has Phil ever mentioned which political party he has affiliation with / voted for? Or does he just not care and doesn't vote, like I suspect.

The grapevine says he's registered as a republican but whatever the truth in that is, he has no fixed ideology other than self interest.
 
I’m pretty sure most of DSP’s fans are either too stupid to have any political opinions at all, or they’re too young and exceptional to even care. Do any of you really think the average DSP fan reads either Marx, or the Weekly Standard?
DSP attracts a lot of the same types of people that got into #GamerGate, which is why he loves to do his occasional anti-SJW rants, because the chat either agrees with him or is indifferent. If he had a left-leaning fanbase they wouldn't go down so well.
 
How much does phil still rely on the perception that he needs the money? In other words if every paypig woke up tomorrow and realized that nothing is going to change in his situation or the khantent they get no matter how much or how little they blow on him. How much would he still make?
I think his "woe is me" act worked at somepoint, but it hasn't really been relevant for years. Maybe there's one or two wheelchairs that still buy it, but it feels like most of his whales know he isn't poor and just shit at budgeting. When the Champions saga first began and it was discussed a few times on his forums/chat before everyone got banned, the usual response was something along the lines of "he can spend his money how he wants." Even some of his loyal fans consistently bring up his wasteful spending, but they're delusional enough to think they can give him advice to help him.

We've also seen that his begathons aren't nearly as successful, and I think that's because they're usually for some "emergency" that nobody takes seriously anymore. But, because they're dumb/insecure, they continue to support him with smaller donations. Phil needs a new angle. I think even he realizes that, he just has no idea about streaming, so he's floundering to find something, like adding hats, bubbles, a stream mascot, new furniture etc. There are definitely things he could do to get more out of his paypigs, but they involve effort and putting the focus on his viewers and not himself, so there's no way he'll ever do them. As others mentioned here, he could make bank if he started a tip war to play multiplayer games with him. Both his idiot fans and "trolls" would absolutely eat that up and open their wallets, either to pretend Phil is their friend or yell Leanna's name for a few seconds before getting banned, then patting themselves on the back for their genius tier trolling/totally not a waste of what would likely be several hundred dollars.
 
phil the eyetalian whomnst have never made pizza dough speaks about food.
yeah, I turnt everything off, I can't hear his lamb "gyros" or mediterranean = middle east
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unironically this "gamer" has a more proper mediterranean food selection in front of his computer, than phil's islamic dishes from that (most probably) analbanian owned place.
the creme de la creme of that picture is the white spirit, probably some form of rakia judging from the slavic face.
 
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unironically this "gamer" has a more proper mediterranean food selection in front of his computer, than phil's islamic dishes from that (most probably) analbanian owned place.
the creme de la creme of that picture is the white spirit, probably some form of rakia judging from the slavic face.
Is his "mediterranean" option just a fancy way of saying Italian food?
 
Is his "mediterranean" option just a fancy way of saying Italian food?
When Dave read out the dishes that "Mediterranean" restaurant had it was all Islamic khantent from either Asia Minor or the Levant. To be fair "Mediterranean food" is such a useless term because it's so fucking broad, it's like saying "Asian food" or "European food", because it encompasses 3 khantinents. At least with Filipino or Thai food (from Taiwan according to Dave) you've got it narrowed down to a country.
 
Not sure if this is a weird site "glitch" or something but it appears Phils Teespring shop is just gone.
 

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Speaking of shitty DSP streams (redundant, I know), another YouTuber has jumped in on analysing Phil's KAHNTENT and offering up a good "what not to do" summary.

Hint: Don't do anything Phil does.

And yes, the Nazi rant shows up.

Saw this video a few days ago and it was well made and is a good representation on how Dave does streaming wrong. A few things I can mention since I worked with companies in their marketing teams is that Dave sucks at advertising to his audience.

First, he has a slideshow of his fan art which has his social media links on it but the issue with that is that people who are first time viewers might see those shitty fanarts with social links as a gag. What Dave needs to do is create an overlay where on one side it says fanart and then show fanart in that panel. Then on the left side of his overlay have a panel only showing his social links. Maybe he could add a merch panel where it shows his merch in a slideshow and a link to the merch store. Then another panel with other shit like his chat. There is a reason why many creators who live stream have overlays like that, it helps organize what you are trying to sell.

Of course, Dave is a dumb-ass and does shit poorly, for a guy doing this for 13+ years he sucks at adapting to the industry. He might say its because he doesn't want to be a copycat but shit like this helps a channel grow. A rule of thumb in marketing is to highlight your important shit on the left and then wtv crap on the right. This is because in marketing they teach you that humans read from left to right, so anything on the left attracts peoples brains right away. Also having a slideshow like his confuses the brain, in marketing they teach you that having everything bundle like he does confuses the brain and deters people. People give advertisements like a few seconds before they are uninterested so having a slideshow like Dave just overloads the brain. So by putting certain things in specific panels helps the brain understand what you are doing and makes it easy to read.

So Dave just make panels where you have the left side focusing on things you want people to follow or buy and then on the right have the dumb fan art to keep people intrigued but its not the main focus of the overlay. Also instead of fan art play old videos of yours because honestly your music is cancer and no one cares but long term fans. New viewers wont understand the references so play royalty free music which is everywhere or play old videos so new people get a good idea what your streams are like.

There is a reason SUCCESSFUL streamers use overlays that divide shit up, it helps new viewers understand what you are trying to sell. Also push your merch store more because brief moments in a slideshow wont help you sell merch. Have a dedicated panel for merch so viewers don't have to wait a minute or two to show the merch slideshow again. You wont listen to what I say because you think I am a nobody who has no understanding of marketing. Whatever I worked with large companies and have over a decade learning this shit but keep crying why your channel is dying. Get a marketing manager which the cost will be nothing if it brings in a shit ton more viewers or keep being an idiot and let your dying channel keep dying.

PS Powerlevel me all you want but I got an MBA and worked with companies for decades so these small things can help him. Also choose better colors that are vibrant, this ain't the 2000s where dark colors is the thing. Keep acting like a dinosaur and you will go extinct in an industry where shit changes constantly.

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I think she's pretty honest. Feel bad for her but I'm not giving her money to sit in Cali doing drugs. There are tons of jobs out there, companies are begging for people to apply. It's not good work, it's humiliating but it leads to something better. If she were really desperate for money and trying to get out of Cali and turn her life around, I'd throw her a grand to get started. An addict is an addict.

The victim card doesn't work on me. Like most people, I had a bad childhood too. I'm doing alright.
 
"I'm sick of having sex with strangers for money"
Lmao, I've seen the video, not disputing that at all. Maybe being a crackwhore isn't the be all end all and you should aim higher in your life. But sure, keep using the fact that you were "Ra*** as a ch**d" to keep living like this and not take any personal responsibility. Reminds me of her BIL. Birds of a feather etc.
 
Oh, the facecam during prestream is easy to figure out. He's doing it because that way, he can hit a tips goal and put on an autistic accesory to reward the great dented masses with. It was my first thought when he begun, but I never really put it on the thread. Probably the case for many other posters, and I'm sure someone's surmised as much in chat now.
 
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