Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

if i had time and effort. I would've wanted to try and draw a comic strip for Chris
taking the perspective of Robertchu and try to imitate his dialogue manneurisms as shown in the few audio logs and vids he appeared in Christory

as a strip of comic saying that "Do you realize... DO. YOU. REALIZE... that what you did to Barbara is the furthest thing than blessing her? Listen here Boy... I am banning you from cwcville and removing your so called powers. And there is nothing you can do about it. The residents of Cwcville agreed with me that you have gone off the deep end and make what the people of Greene County said were true.

I have had it... and I dont think I would get through to you, as I tried to time and time and time again...

Doubt this all you want, but im making it clear now. You are banned from cwcville and you have lost all rights and powers you've once had.
Any thing you think of from this day onwards is not real and its just imaginations,
You can imagine you have powers and you can go to cwcville. But thats all it is now, imaginations. CWCVILLE is no longer your home and its dimension have permanently ban you. Goodbye."


though again im also outside of US
so if that even came to fruition and drawn, someone would have to send it.

though would that snap Chris out of it?
or regress him further into insanity?

Well, the username definitely fits.

On a serious note, people have tried something similar in the past. Chris has always brushed it off; at first he said "[fictional character] isn't real, stop making parodies of my art", then he would say "you do not have my Great Director powers", now he would say "this is from a darker dimension, luckily it didn't happen in C-137 or C-1218". If you want to get Chris to follow the words of a fictional character you have to get him really invested in the narrative you're creating. That's why the Idea Guys roleplayed with him for months, and the trolls after them made friends with him irl.

 

[HeilDave]

*not a trolling plan

This letter is boring because Chris is bored. It looks like it's written on toilet paper, it's obviously scrap. This barely got Chris's attention except that he needs his fans to know he's not a doll-fucker, just the lord and savior.

I think the funniest classic trolls were people like Surfshack Tito who pretended to be terrified of Chris. If you want a decent letter out of him, you need to make him feel powerful. It's 2021, the world's going to hell, now more than ever we need a savior, we need a hero, we need the real player one. Instead of a cold, emotionless, accusatory letter, send an impassioned plea for the Lord Jesus to solve our problems.

Give him a sense of purpose, asking for prayers and healing. Convince him you have suction with the justice system / president and if he can restore your power then you might be able to get him free to fulfill his life's work. If he tells you exactly his situation in the can, who is the biggest jerk in his life etc, you can remedy his situation.

Gaslight the fuck out of him by yes-anding his delusions - he has no idea how bad life has gotten since the merge. Think Nigerian email scam not Indians pretending to be the IRS.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

I remember browsing /co/ and going "yep, i'm gonna eventually see this ween on kiwifarms"
What a fucking gimp.

 

[Furry killer]

All this low effort weenery, weens today are lazy and don't have any imagination at all.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

*not a trolling plan

This letter is boring because Chris is bored. It looks like it's written on toilet paper, it's obviously scrap. This barely got Chris's attention except that he needs his fans to know he's not a doll-fucker, just the lord and savior.

I think the funniest classic trolls were people like Surfshack Tito who pretended to be terrified of Chris. If you want a decent letter out of him, you need to make him feel powerful. It's 2021, the world's going to hell, now more than ever we need a savior, we need a hero, we need the real player one. Instead of a cold, emotionless, accusatory letter, send an impassioned plea for the Lord Jesus to solve our problems.

Give him a sense of purpose, asking for prayers and healing. Convince him you have suction with the justice system / president and if he can restore your power then you might be able to get him free to fulfill his life's work. If he tells you exactly his situation in the can, who is the biggest jerk in his life etc, you can remedy his situation.

Gaslight the fuck out of him by yes-anding his delusions - he has no idea how bad life has gotten since the merge. Think Nigerian email scam not Indians pretending to be the IRS.

Well, the Watchmen did that with Chris and they didn't get much results. Then again they were also trollshielding to cover their own asses so they probably hid a lot of potential content.

 

[Mario Incandenza]

Man, Chris somehow sounds more like a normal person when he's writing letters from jail. Maybe the penal system does work, after all.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Man, Chris somehow sounds more like a normal person

Chris:

Miss Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all(including you)

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Huh, seems like Chris doesnt know the difference between the arabic langiage and islamic religion. I mean it was to be expected but its still a fun little thing to find out.

What makes you say that? He doesn't say Islam at all in his letter, he calls it an Arabic blessing because the ween called it that in their letter.

 

[HeilDave]

Well, the Watchmen did that with Chris and they didn't get much results. Then again they were also trollshielding to cover their own asses so they probably hid a lot of potential content.

Dammit you're right. It's easy to forget what a fucked up lazy prick he is. The messiah likely has no interest in sheparding his flock. Still, I think enablers with a monopoly on information (like Wise's reports from CwCville) is the best bet in getting through to him. Then again... he responded to this letter.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

You have to remember, Chris loves to hear himself talk. He went from multiple types of social media where he could spout out whatever nonsense he wanted, whenever he wanted. That isn't available to him anymore, so he's kind of captive with whomever writes him to sperg out stuff.

Add into the autistic mix that everybody at that jail is probably sick to death of hearing him babble on, taking an hour or two to scrawl out a response to some ween letter would be something to occupy his time, and doesn't have anyone shoving a filed down toothbrush into his face for the umpteenth time he's talked about Rosechu's divine insemination.

You have a point but also remember that Chris specifically asked that a copy of an earlier letter be sent to his attorney. If he was just interested in online attention that would be a very odd statement to make. More likely, he wants his attorney to be able to show the prosecutor these letters along with some argument like "come on, agree to a plea deal that involves minimal jail, this guy is clearly mentally ill and thinks he's Jesus. He needs treatment, not prison."

 

[HeilDave]

You have a point but also remember that Chris specifically asked that a copy of an earlier letter be sent to his attorney. If he was just interested in online attention that would be a very odd statement to make. More likely, he wants his attorney to be able to show the prosecutor these letters along with some argument like "come on, agree to a plea deal that involves minimal jail, this guy is clearly mentally ill and thinks he's Jesus. He needs treatment, not prison."

Or, occam's razor, his lawyer has no time for his bullshit so Chris forces communication via a 3rd party

 

[Sasha]

I see what you mean now.

wow
This is bad.

 

[northstar747]

I wish he would write more about gumball waterson.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Wonder when he's gonna answer a letter asking if he fucked his pets next.

 

[Creep3r]

I remember browsing /co/ and going "yep, i'm gonna eventually see this ween on kiwifarms"
What a fucking gimp.

I'm pretty sure most people who browse /co/ end up with threads on here. /co/ is like the perfect magnet for exceptional individuals.

 

[maguyver16]

Will there be any point in fucking plushies once the Merge commences and all of the characters actually exist?

Like that one guy who married his MLP plush, is that just going in the trash once he gets the real thing?

I wish he would write more about gumball waterson.

Agreed, though I personally vouch for XJ9

I'm pretty sure most people who browse /co/ end up with threads on here. /co/ is like the perfect magnet for exceptional individuals.

You should have seen it during the /sug/ days. Pure, uncut, autism, straight from the forests of Colombia.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

if i had time and effort. I would've wanted to try and draw a comic strip for Chris
taking the perspective of Robertchu and try to imitate his dialogue manneurisms as shown in the few audio logs and vids he appeared in Christory

as a strip of comic saying that "Do you realize... DO. YOU. REALIZE... that what you did to Barbara is the furthest thing than blessing her? Listen here Boy... I am banning you from cwcville and removing your so called powers. And there is nothing you can do about it. The residents of Cwcville agreed with me that you have gone off the deep end and make what the people of Greene County said were true.

I have had it... and I dont think I would get through to you, as I tried to time and time and time again...

Doubt this all you want, but im making it clear now. You are banned from cwcville and you have lost all rights and powers you've once had.
Any thing you think of from this day onwards is not real and its just imaginations,
You can imagine you have powers and you can go to cwcville. But thats all it is now, imaginations. CWCVILLE is no longer your home and its dimension have permanently ban you. Goodbye."


though again im also outside of US
so if that even came to fruition and drawn, someone would have to send it.

though would that snap Chris out of it?
or regress him further into insanity

You need help.

 

[montepio]

The letters are going to keep happening wheather you like it or not. For me it is better, any content is better than no content. CWC always makes sure to make me laugh, even if a little bit.

I understand CWC has lost everything, trolling OPL is bad, but he has crossed a line very few people can give a pass.

I am not going to send him any letters, but I hope people keep "weening". And yes: I hope that he gets raped by Thyrone and/or Jamal and also gets shanked.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I fucking swear at least the Idea Guys at least got him to do/say things that were moderately amusing. This is just pathetic.

 

[DrNow]

Well I’m gonna write a comic where old Chris time travels to curse yameha Christine into oblivion. In doing this Chris saves Cwcville from the lunatic reign of the self proclaimed ‘goddess’, but destroys himself by creating a time paradox. His self sacrifice making him an actual Christ figure. Gonna be autistic af.