Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

montepio said:
The letters are going to keep happening wheather you like it or not. For me it is better, any content is better than no content. CWC always makes sure to make me laugh, even if a little bit.

I understand CWC has lost everything, trolling OPL is bad, but he has crossed a line very few people can give a pass.

I am not going to send him any letters, but I hope people keep "weening". And yes: I hope that he gets raped by Thyrone and/or Jamal and also gets shanked.
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lol.
 
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It would be fun to make him believe that while he's locked up, everything is going wild out there, video games and anime characters wandering the streets, muslims chanting Chris' name, etc.

Edit : I relish so fucking much in advance the moment he will autistically correct the judge re his identity.
"It's Mrs Chandler. Actually it's Mrs Jesus Weston Chandler Sonichu, and you're gonna bow before your god, sir."
 
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Sasha said:
It would be fun to make him believe that while he's locked up, everything is going wild out there, video games and anime characters wandering the streets, muslims chanting Chris' name, etc.
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"Real Sonic and Blue Arm Sonic engaged in a battle that destroyed Toledo, Ohio, but in the end Real Sonic defeated evil. Only 20,000 were killed in the maylay."
 
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Sasha said:
It would be fun to make him believe that while he's locked up, everything is going wild out there, video games and anime characters wandering the streets, muslims chanting Chris' name, etc.
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I like to think that he believes that the Sonichus and OCs and goddesses and whatever else are currently staging a prison break to get him out. Any day now they will zap through the walls of the jail and he'll make his final pilgrimage to CWCville.
 
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Vamp Soulja said:
I like to think that he believes that the Sonichus and OCs and goddesses and whatever else are currently staging a prison break to get him out. Any day now they will zap through the walls of the jail and he'll make his final pilgrimage to CWCville.
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That's plausible. Damn, he's not gonna like it when he realizes everyone let him down, and he's actually spending years behind the bars
 
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FightenGnome said:
You know you're a Boomer when you see this doll and think "What the hell is Luan Loud? Looks like Steven Universe, is it Steven Universe?"

I'm surprised Chris has heard of whatever it is let alone has a plushie of it.
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I thought the doll looked like something from South Park. I haven't watched any of The Loud House but apparently it has 125 episodes and won a bunch of awards. It doesn't look appealing to me, the art style looks cheap and the idea of a house full of loud people sounds like hell to me. Actually I would rather watch a show about people in hell. I watched Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.
 
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HellDave said:
Or, occam's razor, his lawyer has no time for his bullshit so Chris forces communication via a 3rd party
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He's not trying to communicate with his attorney in sending these letters though. He's just acting conspicuously and stereotypically crazy and wanting his attorney to have a copy of it, which obviously raises some questions about the sincerity of it all.
 
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Sasha said:
It would be fun to make him believe that while he's locked up, everything is going wild out there, video games and anime characters wandering the streets, muslims chanting Chris' name, etc.

Edit : I relish so fucking much in advance the moment he will autistically correct the judge re his identity.
"It's Mrs Chandler. Actually it's Mrs Jesus Weston Chandler Sonichu, and you're gonna bow before your god, sir."
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I think any weening is just going to weaken his case for an insanity plea- not that he'd get it in the first place- but if people are sending him letters like "ZOMG Goddess Sonichu-Jesus you'll never believe this but I ran into Shinji Ikari at the store and he said he worships you!!!" the sympathy factor will be so decreased. Like if those letters are at all brought to court as any kind of ~evidence~ it's like... these people are just fucking with you man. You're not insane, you're just stupid and impressionable.
 
Rapechu said:
He's gone further into delusional cope than ever before. Somehow, this has made him even less funny, because it's all he blathers on about now.
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If possible can somebody redirect me to first relevation of this. Like. Woah. What if that is why he changed his name to Christian? And only now got no fucks to hide it. The rabbit hole is drilling through the hole in the earth. And its not stopping.
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The 3rd Hooligan said:
If possible can somebody redirect me to first relevation of this. Like. Woah. What if that is why he changed his name to Christian? And only now got no fucks to hide it. The rabbit hole is drilling through the hole in the earth. And its not stopping.
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The thread on his letter to Null is the first "breaking news" on this. My suspicion is since he is without other means, his only media to consume is a Bible given to him by a visiting Minister and he's incorporating it into his Mythos because he has fuck all else to do. Fits with his Copycat Syndrome Narcissism very well.
 
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