Prison Letters Oct 25 2021 - Chris writes letter about a doll

I, for one, fully encourage all weens to thoroughly Islamify Chris, while he's a captive audience in jail. And upon release, Christine should go directly to the local Mosque, to share her divine insight and wisdom with her fellow Muslims.

I 100% look forward to the tranny Muslim pokemon hedgehog CPU Goddess arc, and I trust that Christine will be a valuable and beloved member of the Muslim commuinty. Chris just keeps getting better and better.
 
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Shovel Mech Pilot said:
I still believe that Chris is trying to promote an insanity defense (or at least, to position himself for that argument in a plea deal) with these letters. The fact that he wants every letter to be posted online sounds to me like he's saying "look how crazy I am, I hope the prosecutors and the public sees this and goes easy on me." Chris had some wonky beliefs but the Jesus shit didn't show up until Heilberg came into the picture with his insanity defense arguments.
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You have to remember, Chris loves to hear himself talk. He went from multiple types of social media where he could spout out whatever nonsense he wanted, whenever he wanted. That isn't available to him anymore, so he's kind of captive with whomever writes him to sperg out stuff.

Add into the autistic mix that everybody at that jail is probably sick to death of hearing him babble on, taking an hour or two to scrawl out a response to some ween letter would be something to occupy his time, and doesn't have anyone shoving a filed down toothbrush into his face for the umpteenth time he's talked about Rosechu's divine insemination.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
if i had time and effort. I would've wanted to try and draw a comic strip for Chris
taking the perspective of Robertchu and try to imitate his dialogue manneurisms as shown in the few audio logs and vids he appeared in Christory

as a strip of comic saying that "Do you realize... DO. YOU. REALIZE... that what you did to Barbara is the furthest thing than blessing her? Listen here Boy... I am banning you from cwcville and removing your so called powers. And there is nothing you can do about it. The residents of Cwcville agreed with me that you have gone off the deep end and make what the people of Greene County said were true.

I have had it... and I dont think I would get through to you, as I tried to time and time and time again...

Doubt this all you want, but im making it clear now. You are banned from cwcville and you have lost all rights and powers you've once had.
Any thing you think of from this day onwards is not real and its just imaginations,
You can imagine you have powers and you can go to cwcville. But thats all it is now, imaginations. CWCVILLE is no longer your home and its dimension have permanently ban you. Goodbye."


though again im also outside of US
so if that even came to fruition and drawn, someone would have to send it.

though would that snap Chris out of it?
or regress him further into insanity?
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99.99999999% of the human population if arrested on suspicion of fucking their own mother: “oh shit this is BAD get me the best lawyer money can buy and I ain’t saying shit unless it’s through them”.

Chris, to everyone, all the time: “I’m literally Jesus Christ”.

The general consensus is that hiding in your fantasies never makes things better, but this is CWC. Guaranteed the judge goes all soft on the lil’ re.tard as an “adult autistic child” can’t be held responsible for their own actions. If there’s one thing Chris’s life has taught me, it’s that ole’ fatty always comes out of hassles skipping. Kiwi Farms always predicts life sentences for cows in trouble with the law, even after Chris has gotten the mildest slap on the wrist every single time he’s been hauled up in court.

I have faith our Lord and Saviour will be outta jail with free cinema tix and a rose from the judge soon enough. Compulsory counselling with an uninterested trainee psych who sits through all of Chris’s delusional rantings and goes “hmmm, yeah” has really helped to keep Chris out of trouble in the past! Obviously they all realise that a goddess walks amongst them and so allow Chris to carry on his merry way.

Countdown to Chris adding Big Mo’s name to his sig too, now he’s down with the sand niggers…
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
For anyone curious, I think this is what the Luan Loud plush looks like. This one is not Chris's, I found it on eBay. I believe the doll is seen at the very bottom right of this video.
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You know you're a Boomer when you see this doll and think "What the hell is Luan Loud? Looks like Steven Universe, is it Steven Universe?"

I'm surprised Chris has heard of whatever it is let alone has a plushie of it.
 
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FightenGnome said:
I'm surprised Chris has heard of whatever it is let alone has a plushie of it.
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If there's one person in the world I would expect to know something about characters from some generic mid-00s Nick cartoon that nobody watched…

Hell, this guy put characters from that non-"Real" Ghostbusters cartoon in his comic, right? Who the hell else on this planet would remember that shit without Chris?
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
You have to remember, Chris loves to hear himself talk.
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I noticed that too. Chris even said "I No Socialize Online".
ToroidalBoat said:
I may have said this before, but something I've noticed about Chris is that he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead, as if he thinks everything he says is a royal proclamation or order. This has been going on even before he started thinking he's a "goddess".
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
You have to remember, Chris loves to hear himself talk. He went from multiple types of social media where he could spout out whatever nonsense he wanted, whenever he wanted. That isn't available to him anymore, so he's kind of captive with whomever writes him to sperg out stuff.

Add into the autistic mix that everybody at that jail is probably sick to death of hearing him babble on, taking an hour or two to scrawl out a response to some ween letter would be something to occupy his time, and doesn't have anyone shoving a filed down toothbrush into his face for the umpteenth time he's talked about Rosechu's divine insemination.
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Honestly the weens are only doing an act of good in sparing the other prisoners from hearing Chris ramble on about how he's Jesus and really showing how fucked up Chris is in the letters since it still hurts my mind that Chris somehow thinks that fucking toys is worse than raping your own mom.
 
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Huh, seems like Chris doesnt know the difference between the arabic langiage and islamic religion. I mean it was to be expected but its still a fun little thing to find out.
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If there's one person in the world I would expect to know something about characters from some generic mid-00s Nick cartoon that nobody watched…
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It's actually a currently airing show, which is shocking because the art style and writing are so shit. My nephews love it tho.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
if i had time and effort. I would've wanted to try and draw a comic strip for Chris
taking the perspective of Robertchu and try to imitate his dialogue manneurisms as shown in the few audio logs and vids he appeared in Christory

as a strip of comic saying that "Do you realize... DO. YOU. REALIZE... that what you did to Barbara is the furthest thing than blessing her? Listen here Boy... I am banning you from cwcville and removing your so called powers. And there is nothing you can do about it. The residents of Cwcville agreed with me that you have gone off the deep end and make what the people of Greene County said were true.

I have had it... and I dont think I would get through to you, as I tried to time and time and time again...

Doubt this all you want, but im making it clear now. You are banned from cwcville and you have lost all rights and powers you've once had.
Any thing you think of from this day onwards is not real and its just imaginations,
You can imagine you have powers and you can go to cwcville. But thats all it is now, imaginations. CWCVILLE is no longer your home and its dimension have permanently ban you. Goodbye."


though again im also outside of US
so if that even came to fruition and drawn, someone would have to send it.

though would that snap Chris out of it?
or regress him further into insanity?
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That is genuinely the most autistic thing I have read today
 
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