Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Karl der Grosse]

For one, lack of regular seminal deposits in a female vagina can lead to mental health issues in a woman, like depression. TRUE FACT. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Poor Melinda, she's constantly getting spunked in and she's still crazy as all hell.

Instead I'm planning on making a documentary about KiwiFarms, Barabara Walters style.

Looking forward to it.

Which MLM will Smelly get involved with in the coming years? It Works? Herbalife? Lularoe?

She's already sucked in to that essential oil bullshit. That's one reason she smells bad, she slathers on thick layers of essential oils in lieu of regular bathing. And she doesn't wear underwear, so you can probably smell her cooch from across the street.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Instead I'm planning on making a documentary about KiwiFarms, Barabara Walters style.

Oh please make it the same quality as your lawsuits you moronic cunt. I would love to laugh my ass off at it and watch as other youtubers rip it to shreds for being insanely inaccurate

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Instead I'm planning on making a documentary about KiwiFarms, Barabara Walters style.

Kek keep fucking dreaming you retard, you can barely make a 5 minute response without having to jumpcut and fuck with your camera, you're never gonna be able to a documentary on fucking anything.
Kill yourself.

 

[White Baby]

@TamarYaelBatYah

For two, there's absolutely no way a couple can have regular sex (300 times a year)

Regular couples do not have sex 300 times a year. Do I need to remind you again that your nymphomania is not and should not be a societal norm? Good lord, just thinking about having that much sex makes me empathetically sore.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@TamarYaelBatYah

Regular couples do not have sex 300 times a year. Do I need to remind you again that your nymphomania is not and should not be a societal norm? Good lord, just thinking about having that much sex makes me empathetically sore.

That much sex would cut into my work hours.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Which MLM will Smelly get involved with in the coming years? It Works? Herbalife? Lularoe?

She is going to create her own. It will be a combination of moonshine and meth brewed up by Marshall and it will claim to help your sex life. Just imagine, having a sex life so crazy that it makes you want to have double digit husbands, 6 different baby daddies, and suck a landlords dick for rent money. Such a miracle sex life saving drug. Who wouldn't want to be a part of that MLM?

Regular couples do not have sex 300 times a year. Do I need to remind you again that your nymphomania is not and should not be a societal norm? Good lord, just thinking about having that much sex makes me empathetically sore.

awww you don't want to fuck 300 times a year? Just gonna cross you off the list then

 

[Kosher Salt]

@TamarYaelBatYah

Regular couples do not have sex 300 times a year. Do I need to remind you again that your nymphomania is not and should not be a societal norm? Good lord, just thinking about having that much sex makes me empathetically sore.

Only 300 times? What the fuck, Melissa, do you think a man's needs just go on pause for the 5.41̅6 days per month that you're bleeding out your crotch? It's not all about you. And what if he wants it more than once a day? As a wise man once said, a boy needs his chocolate.

 

[LadiosSopp]

300 times a year? Jesus Christ it's a cooch not a production factory.

 

[Kosher Salt]

300 times a year? Jesus Christ it's a cooch not a production factory.

Now don't get things mixed; that's the uterus's job. The cooch doesn't get a break just because the uterus is busy.

Plus, that baby needs all of the virile man DNA it can get before she squats it out. Melinda has studies on the subject. Too far? Nah, it's never too far.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@TamarYaelBatYah says For one, lack of regular seminal deposits in a female vagina can lead to mental health issues in a woman, like depression. TRUE FACT. Look it up if you don't believe me. Ejaculating into one's wife is important for physical and emotional reasons, for both sides.

Explain lesbians, especially the ones that are happier and healthier than you.

 

[RodgerDodger]

For one, lack of regular seminal deposits in a female vagina can lead to mental health issues in a woman, like depression. TRUE FACT. Look it up if you don't believe me

Melinda would herself seem to disprove this theory. The more retarded man milk Marshall spunks out into and onto her, the crazier she gets.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

@TamarYaelBatYah

LMAO

BAAAABURAAAAA BAAAAABURAAAAA
KIRAI NO HITOOOO

 

[AnOminous]

All your babbling means nothing, nobody even reads that, kill yourself, whore.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Melinda would herself seem to disprove this theory. The more exceptional man milk Marshall spunks out into and onto her, the crazier she gets.

Oh my Yahooey. Maybe his sperm IS changing her DNA.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No. "Say it ain't so!" is an idiomatic expression. It's not literal.

Literal interpretation of idiomatic expressions is very basic and easy to understand form of humor. You do that too:

How could a Lolcow scream when typing on here is silent?

#EXHIBIT

That's a correct observation, but at the same time, I don't believe that a person should bend to accommodate society's expectations by having abortions and using birth control.

It's not binary, there are other ways to solve the issue: one parent makes enough to let the other stay at home with the kids. Small family business that allows better life\work balance. Open a home kindergarten and get paid for looking after few more kids if you have required skills and creds.

Why should someone give up what they want or need in order to benefit society?

They shouldn't in my opinion. But then I'm an egoist - I care about myself and people I choose to care about, not some anonymous collective. You claimed to be a socialist so it's you who should care about society as a collective.

Is the individual less important than society? I say "no".

I concur, at least from individual's perspective. That's why socialism will never work: deep down our hearts we're all selfish and will never put abstract collective above ourselves or our loved ones.

It's like when they take your money in the drive through line and then ask you to pull forward to wait for your food. You're being asked to pay (which is convenient for the business), but then you're being asked to wait (which is inconvenient to the individual), so they can keep collecting money from the people behind you (which is convenient for the business). And they will leave your ass out there waiting, because they don't see the value in the individual, they are more concerned with their business. You're being asked to put yourself behind the process of Capitalism (to do what's good for the business, and put your wants/needs as the individual secondary).

Your solution to this conundrum?
Mine would be to make my food at home. I get food that's made exactly to fit my taste. I lose time I could use to rest or do something I enjoy (then again I lose time waiting for my order too).
and i prefer not to eat food made by strangers ever since i had a short episode working at a restaurant during my uni years

Look, the sea threw out a whale:

Fat Ash is lurking in the thread.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Look, the sea threw out a whale:

Fat Ash is lurking in the thread.

Reported her profile hours ago; mods must be sleeping or something.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

All your babbling means nothing, nobody even reads that, kill yourself, whore.

I want a new rating that basically is that "woah nigga do you really expect me to read all of that shit" meme. It could be Colin Powells head.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

And she doesn't wear underwear, so you can probably smell her cooch from across the street.

I had almost forgotten about this. Do you think she’s passed on this extraordinary knowledge to her children as well? What happens when her girls hit puberty? Are they going to be free bleeders?

 

[thismanlies]

I had almost forgotten about this. Do you think she’s passed on this extraordinary knowledge to her children as well? What happens when her girls hit puberty? Are they going to be free bleeders?

Melinda Scott’s children must’ve pissed off Yahweh in a past life, hence why he squeezed them through her vagina.

 

[DarkAlien]

This dumb whore gave birth to this spastic's offspring.
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What kind of subpar female would spread her legs for this drooling sped?

How dare you!? He has juicy hips and boulder thighs says the woman who a few months ago said she wasn't at all sexually attracted to him...

It's weird how melinda would put pictures of her kids up...of her own volition.

This website is visited by some very disturbing characters. Some of the people profiled here are downright terrifying...especially when it comes to children.

And mother of the year melinda put pictures of her brain damaged vulnerable kids up for every pervy tranny and weirdo to look at.

Is that the will of ywhw Melinda?

She also has photos of them in her business pages.

Melinda your entire rant is goy

Fixed

Brakes are hard? Way to tell me YOU'VE never done shit in your life nor paid attention to what your boy was doing.
Jack vehicle. Remove wheel. Remove two caliper bolts. Move caliper out of the way. Remove two bolts for caliper bracket if you're replacing the rotor. Remove pads. Put new hardware and pads in. Grease moving parts in caliper. Reassemble.

$20 say he forgets to grease up at the end.

I mean, 2021 has definitely been the Year of the Cow. And we have like ten weeks to go.
Marshall and Melinda could have an actual shootout with the cops or blow up a federal building or something. Chantal is... just a whole mosaic of drama and crazy at this point.

My money is on her getting knocked up yet again.