Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Apteryx Owenii]

The judge even called this out specifically in her decision.
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This almost reads like a "wink wink nudge" hint for him to file a different suit that has a shot of working.

to be fair quite a few people here have suggested from the beginning that he had a copyright claim if he could figure out how to do it (predictably, he could not).

Now, however, he has brought a case and lost with prejudice. I don't think he can bring a new claim to appeals which is made for fixing errors of the previous process (not the incompetent plaintiff). Wouldn't it be great if he permanently lost the chance to sue based on the ONE fact pattern on which he can build a claim because he fucked it up and can't try again?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

OMFG. The gods have blessed us this day. Russell never fucking fails to deliver the lols. I absolutely love how he feels the need to include a goddamn biography of himself and his pitiful sob story in every single goddamn filing. This one, though, this takes the cake in terms of pity-parties. I've said it before and I'll say it again: There is nothing on this fucking earth we could say about Russ to make him look worse than the things he willingly does and says about himself.

Also, he still thinks just showing one of his emails or a picture of something counts as evidence. Fucking great use of that paralegal degree. Just keep digging that hole for yourself, Rusty. I truly hope some day a judge explains to him that his language in his filings is highly unprofessional, I feel like we haven't seen much of that yet, but I wish a judge would mention that at some point.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I bet if he performed Jovana, he would have won.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The judge even called this out specifically in her decision.
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This almost reads like a "wink wink nudge" hint for him to file a different suit that has a shot of working.

Case is dismissed with Prejudice. He can't do that. If only she had let him explain harder!

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Oh god... everything about this is amazing...

He's suing Freemantle because they... ignored Russ's junk mail and made him feel bad.
Clearly the Freemantle rep has committed the crime of the century here, like some kind of cartoonishly evil mafia ninja. This makes the evils of genocide and slavery look like peanuts by comparison.

I'm literally in pain because of laughing while reading this. I should sue Greer for compensation for my injury, because that would make just as much sense as his claims.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Wait so is Russ' contention that anyone with a disability, assuming they spend enough money and try hard enough at the audition, should have a legal right to make it on AGT?
It's like he either won't, or simply cant imagine what the implications of the standard he wishes to set are, and is hoping that a court won't either.
I can't tell if he is just exceptionally stupid and hasn't thought of this, or really does think that he is special and he alone should have special considerations and rights, despite cloaking this under an aegis of helping all disabled people.

The ADA was written to help all disabled people, not just you Russ, I just can never wrap my head around how these people think.

He doesn't think about other disabled people, he's even insulted other disabled people before for getting attention he thinks they didn't deserve. He doesn't care about the precedents he would set in some crazy other timeline where he wins. He only cares about me me me now now now.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Case is dismissed with Prejudice. He can't do that. If only she had let him explain harder!

Are we sure? If he claimed one kind of copyright infringement and lost, but sues for a different version of infringement under a different law, is that precluded?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Are we sure? If he claimed one kind of copyright infringement and lost, but sues for a different version of infringement under a different law, is that precluded?

Absolutely precluded. Contrary to what Melinda keeps trying to pull you can't keep filing a case based on the same facts, just with a different interpretation of the law, once the case is dismissed with prejudice. It's dismissed. It's done.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

The reason Russell will never be on AGT or any similar show isn't just because he has no talent. If you've never seen any of these shows, the people they let on TV are already decided on beforehand. Any terrible contestant you see was already put on so the audience watching at home can laugh at how pathetic they are. Shows like these, especially nowadays, have to be very careful about who they let on for the sake of a joke. 99.99% of people don't know who Russell is, and won't feel comfortable laughing at him because they'll think he's a retard. Russell has no talent, if he was allowed on the show it would be a disaster and people would blame AGT for letting a retard who didn't know how incompetent he was go on stage to humiliate himself.

Any reality show airing in a year starting with a 2 (well, probably any at all) have contracts tied to auditions with so many clauses giving ALL THE RIGHTS to the producers for every damn thing. They are the people with the money, they are the people with the lawyers who are super specialized in that shit. You sign that contract to audition, you are their monkey. They are not yours. I imagine if they wanted to, they could auto tune their farts to your jingle and make a viral video with their fart jingle over a picture of your face.

How Russell thinks he can take his mad Ensign lollage paralegal skillz against their uberboilerplate is just a total chef’s kiss to the day!

Russell's total overestimation of his abilities is one of the primary reasons he has a thread here.

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What the fuck is this golfer comparison? He found a past case where a golfer with a bad leg was allowed to ride in a golf cart instead of walking during tournament play. How the fuck is that anything like this? The golfer didn't shank every ball into the lake and then complain that he was disabled and he tried and should win the tournament. He asked for a reasonable accommodation and got it. Russ talks about needing an accommodation in the form of a back-up band, which AGT allows and which Russ paid for and provided for himself so... I'm not even sure why he keeps bringing that up. But in paragraph 100 Russ tries to compare himself to the golfer not in relation to disability accommodation, but that Russ' emotional pain (i.e. narc injury) would be greater than that of a non-disabled contestant because having a disability has made him emotionally sensitive to rejection. So pass me through auditions. The reasonable solution offered by AGT, that he can try out again next year, is not good enough. His feelings are so hurt that it simply has to be illegal.

Also holy shit, what a horrible malapropism to take that quote that was originally about the golfer's physical pain and make it about himself: "the pain Greer suffers from coping with his disability is 'undeniably greater than the fatigue his able-bodied competitors endure from walking the course'", what fucking course Russ, the AGT Zoom course? He just was reading that golfer case and came across the phrase, his pain was greater than etc., and his narc brain went "no MY pain is greater than anyone's ever" and he inserted himself in there like a psychopath.

I do love the image of Greer practicing piano at a first floor window and just having random passers-by yell abuse at him, presumably because he really sucks. His victim fantasies are always so funny.

Russell's fantasies are hysterical. Like in his book how he makes a god awful Rapunzel joke to Taylor during one of his dream sequences and she doesn't even laugh, or how he gets beat up by her agents. Even in his fantasies he's a loser.

 

[Wormy]

Just found out about this guy. I swear, between him and Toby Tank Style, I'm now for bullying the disabled mercilessly.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I remember joking around about Greer suing AGT but I honestly didn’t think he actually would.

Boy do I feel stupid.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Ok, time for some legal sperging here.

Russ is arguing that he is disabled, in that he cannot participate in a "major life activity..." He claims disability because he's unable to sing and dance without slobbering all over the stage and flopping around like a dying fish, causing him to look even more like a fool than usual.
However, he's misinterpreting what disabled means.

Disabled as defined by case law means an inability to do something, or substantial limitation. It is not merely a "different" way of doing a thing. Russ can still sing and dance, even if he does it poorly. Just because he's bad at it, even if it's because of his slobbery mouth, does not mean it's a disability as defined by law.

"Different" is not the same as "Disabled."

In Albertsons, Inc. v. Kirkingburg, the Court ruled that an employee with monocular vision could not make a claim under the ADA unless he could show that his vision, in its corrected state, substantially limited a major life activity. The employee in Kirkingburg, a truck driver, was terminated when his employer learned that his corrected vision failed to meet the Department of Transportation.s basic vision standards for commercial truck drivers. The employee alleged that his termination violated the ADA.

The Supreme Court rejected this argument because the employer was permitted to insist on employees meeting the DOT requirements. In discussing whether the employee's monocular vision constituted a disability, however, the Court made two important observations. First, the Court observed that for an employee to be "substantially limited" in a major life activity, that employee must have a "significant restriction" in the employee's manner of performing the major life activity, not merely a "difference" from the general public in the manner in which an employee performs that activity. Second, the Court stated that unless the impairment involved invariably restricted a major life activity, the impairment would have to be analyzed for its impact on the particular employee to determine whether it constituted a "disability." Because monocular vision did not constitute a disability in all cases, in Kirkingburg the employee would have to show that in his individual case, his corrected vision substantially limited a major life activity.

TLDR: Russ is a tardbaby who needs a good spanking and should be told to shut up.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Russ should thank AGT for keeping him from making a humiliating spectacle of himself on television. He thinks getting on the show will make all his dreams come true, when in fact it would just introduce the world to Creepy Russ and everything in his past would be dredged up again and laughed at. It would ruin him (even more than he’s ruined himself already).

Also, a hundred years ago a public nuisance like Russ would be dragged out behind the tavern and given a good thrashing until he learned his lesson. Sad that this doesn’t happen nowadays.

I am endlessly amused at the notion of him whinging and sobbing all day about his failed life which he himself ruined. He’s a gross misogynistic little greasy manipulative vermin who thinks everyone else, women especially, to be beneath him. His anguish takes years off my face and makes my hair shinier.

 

[The Un-Clit]

In celebration of this bounty, here is a heartwarming disabled contestant on AGT who actually has talent.

Russhole needs to watch this, then slink away down the road kicking stones, with his tail between his legs. THIS is talent in a disabled individual.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Just found out about this guy. I swear, between him and Toby Tank Style, I'm now for bullying the disabled mercilessly.

Look up Nick Reiketa and Siracha reading Greer's "book", where he explains his midset. It's hillarious.

 

[Glowie]

Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.
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Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Spoiler: PLIGHTS (complaint)

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Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):

Spoiler: sealing IFP and response

Shame nobody saw his IFP before he got this in:
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attn @Cryin RN

What did he expect, he entered media and that is designed to embarrass stupid people that lack a grasp on reality on public television?

Asskissing, praise "You tried" badge, e fame?

If anything he gets wrong kind of attention.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Here everyone. This thread in a nutshell:

TLDR:

 

[RodgerDodger]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

What i mean is that...could it be entirely possible that Melinda can be banned from filing frivolous lawsuits?

Melinda is at the point where it is an actual option. Hardin just filed a motion requesting a Filing Injunction against her. But Melinda fixates on a single target. Null in this case. It's clear to see her doing an end run around Judgements and dismissals. This will quickly piss off the Federal Judges. The current Circuit judge is really the first to see the full scope of Melinda's malfeasance using the Courts. But once again, she is sticking to the same small pool of targets. So she will quickly hit the level of vexatious litigant.

Russ bounces from Court to Court, case to case, spreading his Russholery broadly throughout the American Legal system. Which makes it much harder to get him flagged as a vexatious litigant.

 

[The Un-Clit]

there *is* an answer, but it's a gamble. the perfect example is with elon musk, who has the stealthiest hairplug job i've ever seen. it's not the money or the quality of the procedure that makes it work though, it's the patient's body's ability to accept the plugs. many plugs/transplants end up accepting nurgle as their lord and savior because the patient's skin is too greasy.

I just had to give this particular picture a HOLY FUCK! Because that's not only horrifying to look at, but I know that if I had that dude's scalp with all those pus-filled bags surrounding their new hair, nothing could stop me from digging my claws into my scalp and raking, raking raking until the blood and pus could flow no longer.

GODBEAR that's disturbing, and I highly suggest you submit it to the cursed images thread before I do. (I'll still give you credit tho.)

 

[GloriousScarf]

Holy mother of fuck what a thing to wake up to. Christmas came early this year.

That one just kept going and its even more batshit than usual. So many plights to cover. My hand was actually covering my mouth in shock (and to stifle laugher) by the time i got to point 129.



THE ADVERTS! THEY TAUNT AND HAUNT ME!!!!!

How does he not realise how utterly insane he sounds. I guess thats what makes him my best cow.