Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Hey, you're right,
"The World Needs More Purple People"
From the look of Jack's arm they are not too far off from having one more.

Jesus, I didn't even consider that one. I was more thinking about the two books next to it.

 

[desudesu]

Jack's odd shaped head makes his fitted cap not very fitting.

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For one moment I thought this was another picture of some guy with Downs Syndrome. But then, I've come across brilliant chefs with Downs that cook better than Jack.

 

[Super Hans]

Is it just me and my shitty hearing, or does Jack mispronounce his own name? It always sounds like he's saying 'Scalifani.' Or is his fatness getting the best of him, making him take a breath to finish it out?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Getting warmer Qali.

 

[Rathalos]

Getting warmer Qali.

bit odd way to approach a coming out post, but hey

 

[Fatafata v2]

Qali is clearly a bottom so it will be quite an easy transition to dat butt boi cali

Probably will get a bigger market in the gay Christian rap scene as well

 

[the khat quaffer]

Getting warmer Qali.

LETS

GET

BRIANNA

TO

QUIT

Just a daily reminder to you all that I hope Jack dies soon.

I loathe to say this as we're all on the same team, but you seriously need to be logged out of your account for like a month, minimum. Not trying to backseat moderate here, but you suck Jack's dick harder than anyone else, certainly more than Tam-tam ever has (or will). Your borderline gimmick account is nothing but vitriol without a modicum of substantive input.

Are you Tammy?

Edit: meh, am faggot. We all have our moments.

 

[captkrisma]

Let's
Get
Batty Boi Cali
To the
Queers.

Seems legit.

 

[Fatafata v2]

Is it just me and my shitty hearing, or does Jack mispronounce his own name? It always sounds like he's saying 'Scalifani.' Or is his fatness getting the best of him, making him take a breath to finish it out?

I think that's just his stroke slur.

For some reason when reading this thread I always hear Jack's voice going "hi I'm jack scalfani, and this is cooking with jack" but done it such a tone and style that mimics Johnny Knoxville and his jackass introduction. Give it a go, adds an extra layer to the extreme incompetence of Jack's cooking and that every meal he is putting his body on the line

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

bit odd way to approach a coming out post, but hey

Thank god, he isn't in the UK. Just kidding.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Getting warmer Qali.

Loves
Gobbling
Balls
&
Taint
Quietly

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Loves
Gobbling
Balls
&
Taint
Quietly

Loves
Grabbing
Boys
Thighs
Quickly

 

[stets]

Getting warmer Qali.

Does Dad Bod Qali not realize that a black woman with a weird name would be president if Biden quits? Or was his education so shitty that he think Trump gets it back?

I loathe to say this as we're all on the same team, but you seriously need to be logged out of your account for like a month, minimum.

"Die [insert lolcow]" shitposts are only funny when @AnOminous does it since he does them on every thread on this site and they're always ridiculously over the top. The rest are just cringy as fuck.

 

[Kosher Salt]

who the fuck fries with coconut oil?

I usually use a combination of coconut oil, rendered animal fat, and vegetable oil. I could be imagining it but I feel like coconut oil results in less of a greasy feeling than vegetable oil.

it actually has the highest saturated fat content of all plant based oils. On top of that it has one of the shittiest smoke points I ever saw; even olive oil has a higher smoke point

Yes, it's high in saturated fat. The "saturated fat is bad" thing is a myth. Obviously moderation is the key. If you don't have major concerns about your cholesterol and you're not eating it by the spoonful like Jack's Bacon-Up, you probably have no reason to fear it.

Smoke point depends on how refined it is. Unrefined coconut oil has a smoke point about the same as EVOO. Refined coconut oil's smoke point is somewhere around 400 degrees (F).

 

[p1138]

I usually use a combination of coconut oil, rendered animal fat, and vegetable oil. I could be imagining it but I feel like coconut oil results in less of a greasy feeling than vegetable oil.

Sure, but you're not dumping a huge pile of coconut oil into a pan and using just that to cook some soggy cauliflower.

 

[desudesu]

Getting warmer Qali.

"Lil Gay Boys to Qali"

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Getting warmer Qali.

Qali must really want President Harris.

I'm glad to see he has moved on from his dad's racist ways and eagerly wants to see the first brown woman president.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Getting warmer Qali.

So does that mean Qtard Cali wants Harris to be President? That's progressive for him. But then maybe he's too much of a Mushbrain like his father to understand that the VP is the one to step into the position if the President quits / dies or whatever. Then if Harris is gone the next is Nancy Pelosi, Patrick Leahy, Antony Blinken and Janet Yellen. All of them Democrats.

I don't think Qtard Cali has thought his cunning plan all the way through.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Aaway]

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looks like they're at the mob museum. pretty cool place, and they've got a nice underground "hidden bar" that you have to check out after

jack says he's going to show us inside the museum and mentions how they have an entire room dedicated to guns. he ends up filming nothing except a couple minutes of tammy jr doing some sort of interactive exhibit

the next five minutes of the video is of the cirque du soleil "mystere" show at TI before the video ends with a few pictures of their dinner at an italian restaurant

major snoozefest