Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Murderous Anas]

No fucking clue what drove these tards to pay 7 dollars a month to comment shit like this, especially in a fat woman’s livestream. Get a fucking grip.
I feel the same way when watching Amberlynn too, Evelyn

God, imagine not only paying $7 a month to chat in a 600 pound sped's livestreams, but also saying this shit because you can't think of anything more creative that will get her attention.

 

[Din Djarin]

She thinks hospitals have DOZENS of emergency rooms for different emergencies and the patients have to find the right one to go to. And the bigger the hospital = the more emergency rooms?? Some poor guy with a bullet in his skull wandering around not being helped because he's in the cough-cough ER.

Astounding.

Obviously only the best hospital in all of the United States, Rosebud Hospital does, duh.

 

[I am vomit]

Only live for 45 minutes? Still not keeping that one hour obligation I see.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Is it only me, or did she look too comfortable to be standing for that whole stream? There was no shuffling, and she seemed very steady.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I wrote some haikus out of inspiration from the discussions here and our gorl's creative failures.

Layghs and extra boobs
pillow mountain is toppled
Boring fat lesbo

Amberlynn stagnant
Nader kills beggy becky
Chantal queen gunt​

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

No fucking clue what drove these tards to pay 7 dollars a month to comment shit like this, especially in a fat woman’s livestream. Get a fucking grip.
⁸I feel the same way when watching Amberlynn too, Evelyn
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7 bucks can buy a month of amberlynn or a plastic handle of industrial-grade vodka. Choose your poison wisely

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

Is it only me, or did she look too comfortable to be standing for that whole stream? There was no shuffling, and she seemed very steady.

Is this what we're speculating on lol.

Amber could not be more boring. Talking about the same meaningless shit every stream.

I'm about to just add this board to my adblock it's just disappointing to come here hoping for something worthy of a laugh

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Obviously only the best hospital in all of the United States, Rosebud Hospital does, duh.

While it's given that Rosebud hospital is lidurally like the best hospital, I wonder where it's actually located? Some contenders.

Spoiler: Rosebud deep dive

Lezbereal, this has to be it -

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Who the fuck wants to get emotional support and advice from Amber? I skipped around a lot and it seems like Amber was trying to play therapist for at least 20 minutes to the chick that wants to an hero. Yeah no, not watching that shit.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

She thinks hospitals have DOZENS of emergency rooms for different emergencies and the patients have to find the right one to go to. And the bigger the hospital = the more emergency rooms?? Some poor guy with a bullet in his skull wandering around not being helped because he's in the cough-cough ER.

Astounding.

He continued to wander the halls aimlessly, still desperate for medical attention. He had lost count of the number of times he had been turned away, regretting his choice to come to this ridiculously huge hospital.

After hours he finally found it. The Bullet Wound ER. He stumbled into the lobby ready to collapse. Before he could a nurse approached and caught the man's fall. "Is this the Bullet Wound ER?" He asked. The nurse frowned.

"Yes, but only for Bullet Wounds in the right arm. You're going to have to go down the hall, first right, third left, around the corner then up two flights of stairs." She informed him, shoving him back into the hall.

True story. Probably

 

[Tiny Clanger]

You'd think 20 minutes of Albert's ministrations would push anyone over the edge.

"Liiiike I was like thinking about liiiiiike doing it like once and then I like thought of all the like people who would like toootally just like not like be able to like go on if I were like no longer like around. Like I'm so great and like so loved and like this is totes about like me - oh! Like was that a gunshot moment? Like that scared me! Anywhoozle, like as I wuz sayeeen about like me...."

 

[Owlflaps]

7 bucks can buy a month of amberlynn or a plastic handle of industrial-grade vodka. Choose your poison wisely

One of these causes more brain damage than the other. I'll take chances with the vodka.

 

[Dona Morte]

If Wipey is directing Hambone's channel she's fucking killing it and no, I don't mean in the good way.

Rain and petals evesdrop she should have NEVER apologized to Callie.
Amber could be relevant again if she got a back bone and stood up for herself with Haydur Nation.
They are hurting now and are ripe for picking.

 

[dfranki723]

Her necklace keeps flipping up because of that soggy tree trunk she calls a neck.

Christ, I'm still waiting on her comments to revert to their usual state of complaints and pearl clutching.
Someone asked her to design a choker, what the fuck? Has ALR ever showed a creative bone in her body? These terrible attempts at writing do not count.
''What state do you recommend?'' I am at a loss for words. This is worse than asking her for food or book recommendations.

 

[440088]

When I see her fat ass eating TV dinners, olives, and pickles…. All I can think of is this saga from like fucking 2 years ago lmao.



Like bitch you are eating just as much if not more sodium now than 2 years ago when you were seeing a literal weight loss doctor. Just think of the progress you could have made in those two years if you stuck with him.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

While it's given that Rosebud hospital is lidurally like the best hospital, I wonder where it's actually located? Some contenders.

Spoiler: Rosebud deep dive

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Lezbereal, this has to be it -
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In the UK there is a popular toy manufacturer who used to make a play set called Rosebud Village, of which there was a Rosebud Hospital.

Now Ambers mental age is always 15 years behind her actual age so if she started writing this at 17/18/19 that makes total sense.

 

[#1DeathFat]

An Amber fatfish for the thread:

 

[D_Tractor]

coom

 

[Pippeyy]

An Amber fatfish for the thread:

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Someone learned how to not push their chest fat up till it hits their throat. She must be losing so much weight.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Just catching up on last night's stream now - did anyone else pick up on the part where she puts her arm up in front of the camera, says "Look at my scars!" and then says "I have scars aaalll over, you guise. From like... Anyways, let's not talk about that..." with a huge smile on her face?

I can't figure out if the other scars she was referring to are from some BDSM-situation-type-deal scars from Wifey, or implying she had some kind of self harm moment like she's hinted at to elicit sympathy from her audience in the past. Surely she isn't talking about your run of the mill accidental scars here, even though she'll try to play it off that way and act like her audience is crazy if anyone asks about it later.

But either way, why bring it up if you don't want to talk about it?

I know the answer, she'll say just about anything for the views, but it's so aggravating to watch her use the same tactics over and over again whilst believing that no one will catch on because she's so much smarter than her audience - the Dunning-Kruger Effect is in full swing here lmao

Also, no shit you have scars all over, Amber. You're super morbidly obese, and that tends to significantly impact the body's ability to heal wounds at a normal speed. Duh.