US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
They have a contigency plan for every president and VP. This time round it's pretty easy: Biden dies, either from falling while getting out of the bath, or mistaking the bleach for Ice Cream syrup. Kamala is out for being shit, or is shot for being black.

Either way, they have someone lined up to take their place, they have to. You couldn't leave a country in a temporary state while everyone had a slap fight over who should run the show.

When Bill croaks next month, Killary will be spurred on to be her own independent woman. She will be the first female president, and will do it without a husband or 'first lady' by her side because stronk wimin.

To combat this, the repubs will have Trump running, with Surfer Mommy Tulsi as VP. 2025/2026 rolls around and Trump dips out and hands the reigns to Hawaii Milf. She then runs the place for 10 years. Thus Trumps curse and ultimate troll is complete; Steal the election from Hillary, Let Biden steal the election, knowing 2021-2023 are going to be a fucking disaster for anyone - causing the plans to go tits up of 10 year kamala, only to swoop in in 2024, more popular than ever, to then let Tulsi rule for 10 years.

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Don't give me hope you bastard
 
Well it's Oct 27th. Didn't really see you give any updates on this, but you did say you were in the military. Which I'm sure you never got a vaccine there.
I actually do have good news on this. My company was in the middle of being bought out when the mandate came down. Since then, the new company implemented its own vaccination policy, which is that vaccination requirements are set by the client to whose contract we are assigned to. The client for my contract gave its employees until December 8th, so I've got some breathing room there.

In the meantime, my company sent out exemption request forms we can fill out. I'm waiting on mine to be processed now. If my company approves it, it goes to the client, and if they reject it, I can get transferred to a contract that will accept it.

In the other meantime, I've got some pending applications with a couple small town police departments that haven't been ordered to get the shot yet. I'm really not enthusiastic about going back to wrangling piss-stained drunks and sitting with grieving families on opioid death calls, but I needed a backup plan. Even if those departments mandate the vax down the road I'll have bought more time and another shot at getting an exemption to the, er, shot.
 


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I've said it for months brahs, It's Her Turn.

Joe dies or resigns, Kamala takes his place then is 25thd OR (TIL you can do it this way) Kamala out, Clinton in, Biden dies or resigns, Clinton VP with Michael Obama or Oprah as VP.

I'm still hoping for my Henry 8th 2: American President boogaloo

Impeached, Resigns, Dies, Impeached, Resigns, survives.

Edit: Joking aside, there is no proof that Kamala WANTS the presidential job. She may very well just want to slink off to a corner of the senate, in an easy, do-nothing job, where she still gets paid a shite load of money through back-handers and lobbying.
It seems like Biden just wants to have his admin run on auto-pilot rather than take any firm role with anything, as though he was the VP of his own administration. This would leave Kamala and her staff probably a tad irritated as they'd be getting little help from Biden who has a lot more influence within his party and could be helping smooth over these crises like the immigration caravans, which Kamala pretty much had tossed off onto her without any real power to do anything about it. This would have to make Kamala and what allies she has at least a bit resentful.

Jill Biden being a dumbass is left feeling like her role is being like a cheerleader for her husband that she figures is doing fine because he's letting the 'experts' run things in his stead, so would be offended by Kamala daring to have the desire that Biden try acting like he's president. So the 25th comment is probably more about Jill being offended and wanting to bad mouth Kamala without realizing what the implications are for what she's saying, because she's a dumbass.
 
In this story how many red pills did Surf Mommy take or would it be the ultimate betrayal that she is even more left than Obama and upends everything Trump did.

She's pissed off at the Dems. Just like Trump was. Memba when he was a life-long dem, only to become the most popular republican since reagen, if not of all time?

Tulsi swapping to Dem would win her a shit load of support. Let's face it, the dems have made it pretty clear that she's unwanted.

Don't give me hope you bastard
All of the rainbows
It seems like Biden just wants to have his admin run on auto-pilot rather than take any firm role with anything, as though he was the VP of his own administration. This would leave Kamala and her staff probably a tad irritated as they'd be getting little help from Biden who has a lot more influence within his party and could be helping smooth over these crises like the immigration caravans, which Kamala pretty much had tossed off onto her without any real power to do anything about it. This would have to make Kamala and what allies she has at least a bit resentful.

Jill Biden being a dumbass is left feeling like her role is being like a cheerleader for her husband that she figures is doing fine because he's letting the 'experts' run things in his stead, so would be offended by Kamala daring to have the desire that Biden try acting like he's president. So the 25th comment is probably more about Jill being offended and wanting to bad mouth Kamala without realizing what the implications are for what she's saying, because she's a dumbass.

Biden doesn't know where he is. He doesn't know he's President. For all he knows he has super powers that make people respect him and his arch-nemesis corn-pop has bleached his hair and skin, changed his name to Trump, and is using his hood-rat ghetto ways to poison the minds of American citizens through rap and street drugs. He probably thinks Hunter has been taken under the spell of Trump-pop and Biden needs to free the people by powering up his abilities by sniffing as many children as possible, until he achieves the Sneaking ability of Jimmy Saville, so that he can infiltrate corn-pops evil lair and fuck him to death.

Jill is a 70 year old biddy, who wants to take her spite out on the world for having to be married to a corrupt, pants-shitting pedophile for last 40 years.
 
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Biden doesn't know where he is. He doesn't know he's President. For all he knows he has super powers that make people respect him and his arch-nemesis corn-pop has bleached his hair and skin, changed his name to Trump, and is using his hood-rat ghetto ways to poison the minds of American citizens through rap and street drugs. He probably thinks Hunter has been taken under the spell of Trump-pop and Biden needs to free the people by powering up his abilities by sniffing as many children as possible, until he achieves the Sneaking ability of Jimmy Saville, so that he can infiltrate corn-pops evil lair and fuck him to death.

Jill is a 70 year old biddy, who wants to take her spite out on the world for having to be married to a corrupt, pants-shitting pedophile for last 40 years.
I know I sound absolutely insane or stupid for saying this, but I don't think Biden is suffering dementia. The stories of his dog biting people reminds me of Cuomo's dog, a dog they obviously don't care about deeply and got for nice photos as they consider it an obligation to have a dog because it polls well.

Biden himself strikes me as someone in love with himself to the point he doesn't know how to act appropriately with others. He has the image of himself as being touchy feely and adored for being a representative of Saint Obama, so he feels cute like he can hug random people without it being strange or he can speak as a representative of all black people.

Jill may be much the same, pretty much being too much a narcissist to get how badly they come across to others as well as thinking too highly of themselves to imagine they have to work on their image.
 
Geraldo says in that clip diversity and inclusion are as important as english and math. These people are so fucking gone.

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>Rainbow cup with Unicorn on the front
>Wearing sneakers with a suit
>crosses his legs

And here I thought I couldn't hate news people even more than I already do.
 

Increases in COVID-19 are unrelated to levels of vaccination across 68 countries and 2947 counties in the United States​

At the country-level, there appears to be no discernable relationship between percentage of population fully vaccinated and new COVID-19 cases in the last 7 days (Fig. 1). In fact, the trend line suggests a marginally positive association such that countries with higher percentage of population fully vaccinated have higher COVID-19 cases per 1 million people.
Notably, Israel with over 60% of their population fully vaccinated had the highest COVID-19 cases per 1 million people in the last 7 days. The lack of a meaningful association between percentage population fully vaccinated and new COVID-19 cases is further exemplified, for instance, by comparison of Iceland and Portugal. Both countries have over 75% of their population fully vaccinated and have more COVID-19 cases per 1 million people than countries such as Vietnam and South Africa that have around 10% of their population fully vaccinated.​

You still contract Covid-19 regardless of being vaccinated and, in some scenarios, even a higher percentage do so.

Relationship between cases per 1 million people (last 7 days) and percentage of population fully vaccinated across 68 countries as of September 3, 2021

Trend Line of cases goes up regardless of being vaccinated and more so in countries with a higher vaccination rate...

TLDR: The vaccine does not matter...

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I know I sound absolutely insane or stupid for saying this, but I don't think Biden is suffering dementia. The stories of his dog biting people reminds me of Cuomo's dog, a dog they obviously don't care about deeply and got for nice photos as they consider it an obligation to have a dog because it polls well.

Biden himself strikes me as someone in love with himself to the point he doesn't know how to act appropriately with others. He has the image of himself as being touchy feely and adored for being a representative of Saint Obama, so he feels cute like he can hug random people without it being strange or he can speak as a representative of all black people.

Jill may be much the same, pretty much being too much a narcissist to get how badly they come across to others as well as thinking too highly of themselves to imagine they have to work on their image.
I can buy that being a thing before dementia. But I’ve been around someone who had it. There’s no doubt in my mind Biden has some form of it, especially now
 

Increases in COVID-19 are unrelated to levels of vaccination across 68 countries and 2947 counties in the United States​





You still contract Covid-19 regardless of being vaccinated and, in some scenarios, even a higher percentage do so.

Relationship between cases per 1 million people (last 7 days) and percentage of population fully vaccinated across 68 countries as of September 3, 2021

Trend Line of cases goes up regardless of being vaccinated and more so in countries with a higher vaccination rate...

TLDR: The vaccine does not matter...

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As if (((they))) don't already know this, and yet, are pushing the vaccine anyway because they want complete and total power, nothing less.
 
That America doesn't offer paid leave as a right for every worker in the country, shows just how deep in the political arse, the corporate cock is.

28 days + 8 bank holidays for this Monarchy loving mother fucker.
Yeah, it sucks. I wish we were a teeny weenie bit more British, and have a good health care service like they do. That, and maybe have the politicians shout and scream at each other, it seems more interesting and fun than the bland, gay shit we have.
 
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