US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

literally all early lifes on wikipedia got removed because tranny jannies sweeped them up.

but can they remove edit history? go back 2 years ago. done.

 

[Titos]

Geraldo says in that clip diversity and inclusion are as important as english and math. These people are so fucking gone.

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God I wish Oderus Urungus was still alive so Gutfeld could invite him on to mock Geraldos dumb ass for drawing a backwards swastika on his own forehead again. God I miss old GWAR. Geraldo was always a scumfuck who should have actually been assaulted in a bathroom by nazis.

 

[Bakarina]

Beside the pedoshit why the fuck would anyone do that in front of cameras? does he get his pedo rocks off at the idea that they cant stop him?

It's actually quite common for cameras to accidentally catch politicians and celebrities touching children inappropriately. A common thing is for the adult to have their hands on the child's shoulders and then they slowly work their way down to fondle the child's nipples.

It's just another reason why I lost faith in a majority of individuals in "high" positions

 

[Not Really Here]

I wasn't able to find the original video or even a gif from it since youtube scrubbed the original and the gif was something I saw on 4chan about a year ago, but there's probably plenty of this kinda crap to find in the more obscure corners of the internet if you're willing to look for it and aren't as lazy as I am.

https://odysee.com/@WilliamRamseyInvestigates:3/creepy-joe-biden-cannot-keep-his-hands:8
Here's an example of some of the stuff I'm talking about, although this example is somewhat mild compared to what I described before.

:Edit: I found a version of the GIF that has been cut off before he tried to do the really fucked up shit, I feel dirty now and I'm probably on a watchlist. I'm on kiwifarms though, so fuck it, I probably already was on a watchlist before.

https://i.gifer.com/3A1Z.gif

and there's a few more here, https://gifer.com/en/gifs/joe-biden-gropes-girl-creepy-joe-biden

Here you go-

 

[Pig Cups]

Biden removes Harris
Harris is replaced by a simple majority vote in Congress
Pelosi picks whatever VP they want
Biden is 25th
Deck is officially shuffled.

How desperate do they have to be to consider that?

“Whenever anyone says they’re a little concerned, they’re very concerned. And when they say they’re more than a little concerned, they’re desperate.” ~The Irishman

Desperate? That move reeks of “significantly perturbed and positively FAR MORE concerned than what you would call ‘more than a little concerned.’” I expect loads of arguing and crying behind closed doors, and it couldn’t be happening to a more deserving pack of cunt holes.

It'd be hilarious, but technically, she's not the one people hate like Biden. We don't hear stadiums chanting "Kamala Sucks!" yet.

A major caveat that comes with putting Kamala in is that she’s already hated and serves as a lightning rod for hate. They know this, which is why they’re keeping her out of sight as much as possible. One may ask why they included her on the ticket in the first place, considering the glaring evidence of her lack of support. Of course, we know it was strictly for IdPol, but could they not have found someone better? As in, sustainable? Did they just put up two throwaway candidates because they didn’t even expect to win against Trump? They had every indication that she was garbage, so what did they expect? What was their Plan B in case they won? They must be forming it now, because they really don’t want her to be a part of it.

Sheltering the bitch is to either try and keep her from hemorrhaging the admin’s approval numbers even more, or in the hopes that the less people see of her, the more it might kick up her approval a bit (she’s got higher approval ratings than Mushbrain atm if I’m not mistaken) and make her ascension easier for the plebs to swallow. Polishing a turd, if you will. Hoping that Mushbrain can attract the plurality of hate, so that when he’s discarded, the “new leaf” with their token looks better by comparison.

Only problem is that this won’t work. Watch any footage of that phony cunt trying to sound genuine…it’s hard to listen to. Any “goodwill” she acquires from the gullible/forgiving/stupid through hiding melts away the second she opens her smiling cock holster and starts gesticulating. When it becomes time to actually deal with her, it becomes clear that her only support is the YASSSLAYKWEEN factor that celebrates her race and pussy on Twitter. Not a viable long-term option. She is a fucking hole that could drag them further into the abyss than Mushbrain could ever dream of doing.

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If this is true, I’m interpreting it as the K-Hive realizing that Mushbrain is truly reaching the end of the mortal plane, and may be making moves against the Bidens/Klain et al. Smells like…panic. Jill would have a decent idea, as she’s far more in tune with her husbands’ health than anybody, and probably has a better idea of how the everyman perceives Kamala than most D(N)C acolytes. She may be making these inquiries with self-/party preservation in mind and yearning for the democrat party to avoid the ruin they’d incur during a Harris administration.

2020 was a pyrrhic victory to the max, right down to the GA senate races. They’re flailing, and finally seeing just how much ousting orange man bad has cost them in the current hour and the long term. I know they had to mount an opposition to Trump (lest they cease to be a political party), but it’s mesmerizing that they thought that they could prop up a terminally ill man and make it work without people getting wary. It’s a race against the clock, and he’s wasting away a lot faster than they’ve hoped. And their Plan B? -shudder- Again, it’s almost as if they didn’t even plan on winning.

It’s a self-inflicted wound. Leave them bleeding out in the moonlight to die.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Check this out

https://mobile.twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1452607195011452928

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I'm 10 pages behind but I want to comment on this bullshit story. Darlington School is located in Rome. Berry College is also located in Rome. I can almost guarantee that he's not at a high school party, but instead at a college party.

If you ever get a chance to visit, the campus is gorgeous and the Old Mill area and vast woods (something like 30,000 acres) are great during the Spring and Fall.

 

[Gehenna]

A major caveat that comes with putting Kamala in is that she’s already hated and serves as a lightning rod for hate. They know this, which is why they’re keeping her out of sight as much as possible. One may ask why they included her on the ticket in the first place, considering the glaring evidence of her lack of support. Of course, we know it was strictly for IdPol, but could they not have found someone better? As in, sustainable? Did they just put up two throwaway candidates because they didn’t even expect to win against Trump? They had every indication that she was garbage, so what did they expect? What was their Plan B in case they won? They must be forming it now, because they really don’t want her to be a part of it.

Sheltering the bitch is to either try and keep her from hemorrhaging the admin’s approval numbers even more, or in the hopes that the less people see of her, the more it might kick up her approval a bit (she’s got higher approval ratings than Mushbrain atm if I’m not mistaken) and make her ascension easier for the plebs to swallow. Polishing a turd, if you will. Hoping that Mushbrain can attract the plurality of hate, so that when he’s discarded, the “new leaf” with their token looks better by comparison.

Only problem is that this won’t work. Watch any footage of that phony cunt trying to sound genuine…it’s hard to listen to. Any “goodwill” she acquires from the gullible/forgiving/stupid through hiding melts away the second she opens her smiling cock holster and starts gesticulating. When it becomes time to actually deal with her, it becomes clear that her only support is the YASSSLAYKWEEN factor that celebrates her race and pussy on Twitter. Not a viable long-term option. She is a fucking hole that could drag them further into the abyss than Mushbrain could ever dream of doing.

I answered this a while back, actually. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/joe-biden-news-megathread.69229/post-9526445

It had to be Kamala, she was the only one to fit all the criteria they set out. And it had to be -all- the criteria or the whole thing would fly apart before it even got started.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Thank you Joe, very cool!

 

[Salubrious]

I answered this a while back, actually. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/joe-biden-news-megathread.69229/post-9526445

It had to be Kamala, she was the only one to fit all the criteria they set out. And it had to be -all- the criteria or the whole thing would fly apart before it even got started.

It's kind of amazing that the Democratic party only had 2 or 3 black women ready to go that met ANY of the criteria.

After decades of pandering and Obama being President for 8 years, somehow there was only like 2 or 3 black women in the entire party to even consider. Despite the fact that black women vote Democrat at like 95-96%.

 

[NJBear]

Thank you Joe, very cool!

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IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN EVERY DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

Real life ghouls running the country.

 

[Gehenna]

It's kind of amazing that the Democratic party only had 2 or 3 black women ready to go that met ANY of the criteria.

After decades of pandering and Obama being President for 8 years, somehow there was only like 2 or 3 black women in the entire party to even consider. Despite the fact that black women vote Democrat at like 95-96%.

Black women who get into politics tend to have ambition. Ambition is very, very suppressed in the modern Democrat party.

 

[MrJokerRager]

It's kind of amazing that the Democratic party only had 2 or 3 black women ready to go that met ANY of the criteria.

After decades of pandering and Obama being President for 8 years, somehow there was only like 2 or 3 black women in the entire party to even consider. Despite the fact that black women vote Democrat at like 95-96%.

The power of welfare and gibs. Most of them are poor also for the most part and colorism is prevalent among blacks. The rich niggers use the poor niggers for their dirty work.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Thank you Joe, very cool!

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Kind of amazing how much Joe looks like Jeff Dunhams puppet.

This is Joe without the hair plugs.

 

[Snekposter]

What secrets would she have that we already didn't suspect or would matter though?

We already know he's "The Big Guy" for his son Hunter. We already know he has Chinese interests. We already know he sniffs children. We already know he has dementia. What else could there be? And would it even matter? The NIH literally admitted to funding the research that created COVID, and it's already out of the news cycle; it was never IN the news cycle.

Actual fucking receipts, for one. You think she doesn't have hard evidence stashed away that would make even a true-blue jury think hard about conviction?

If any of this is true at all, it gives me the warmest feelings to know all of these pieces of shit can never have a moment of relaxation or good nights sleep because they are constantly having to worry about their conniving, back stabbing and multiple deals with the devil and wondering when all of it will come due.

Jill biden is a hag.

To quote Oglaf... "The Democrats grow ever bolder, Sire."

Yeah, it sucks. I wish we were a teeny weenie bit more British, and have a good health care service like they do. That, and maybe have the politicians shout and scream at each other, it seems more interesting and fun than the bland, gay shit we have.

Agreed on the shouting and screaming, but the NHS is as bureaucratically fucked as anything else in the UK.
"I'm sorry, there currently aren't any slots open at this hospital for full physicians, so you'll have to stay an intern for the foreseeable future. You can try again in six months, and we'll keep you on the waiting list."

 

[Compositesludge]

IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN EVERY DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

Real life ghouls running the country.

This made me think of a "This is Halloween" parody but with the Biden admin. I'd write it, but it wouldn't be very funny.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://twitter.com/gigibsohn/status/1453032126060838912 (https://archive.ph/IqowL)

This woman is a lesbian who has ties to Soros' Open Society Foundations and Mozilla and Net Neutrality supporter. They want every household to have broadband so they can pump your kids full of their ideological poison. I sound like some nutty evangelical during the 80's, but it is undeniable.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

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This woman is a lesbian who has ties to Soros' Open Society Foundations and Mozilla and Net Neutrality supporter. They want every household to have broadband so they can pump your kids full of their ideological poison. I sound like some nutty evangelical during the 80's, but it is undeniable.

"""""""woman""""""""

 

[Getting tard comed]

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This woman is a lesbian who has ties to Soros' Open Society Foundations and Mozilla and Net Neutrality supporter. They want every household to have broadband so they can pump your kids full of their ideological poison. I sound like some nutty evangelical during the 80's, but it is undeniable.

What needs to happen for the evangelicals in the 80's not to be considered nutty anymore?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

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This woman is a lesbian who has ties to Soros' Open Society Foundations and Mozilla. They want every household to have broadband so they can pump your kids full of their ideological poison. That sounds like some nutty evangelical during the 80's, but it is undeniable.

So, is it going to broadband via cable TV cables or do they really think they're going to run fiber optic out to my shitty town without raising our taxes?

There's a reason cable TV companies have come to dominate the ISP services in so many places. It's either AT&T (since they own most of the legacy hardware) or your cable company and AT&T usually only offers 1-10 MB service.

And are they going to force everyone to get broadband? What if I don't want their shitty service because I'm happy with my 100Mb cable modem?

This "every household have broadband" is obviously just to appeal to the "We know what's best and just want what's best for everyone" wine aunts and bug hive dwellers who don't understand such things as distance.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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This woman is a lesbian who has ties to Soros' Open Society Foundations and Mozilla and Net Neutrality supporter. They want every household to have broadband so they can pump your kids full of their ideological poison. I sound like some nutty evangelical during the 80's, but it is undeniable.

>Mozilla
That's all I needed to hear to know this woman is evil

For anyone unaware of Mozilla's wrongdoings, give this a good read.