The Super Manly Hunting Thread

Cup Noodle said:
I've eaten roadkill deer, but only if I'm the one to hit it. Maybe I drive too slow, but I've never actually hit a deer fast enough to kill it. I've only hit three and I pretty much just stunned them. I cut their throats with my pocket knife and threw them in the back of my truck. If they are going to dent my truck then the least they can do is feed me. I see dead deer on the side of the road all the time and think what a waste. I'm not going to pick them up though. Who knows how long they have been there.
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I know enough people around here that I get a call when one gets hit. They're usually still half alive when I get there. I'm not the only one either, so they don't tend to last long enough to go "bad." I report each one to the Ministry of Natural Resources too, so I get a cute little tag/certificate and don't get done by the cops for poaching.
 
Uncle Sid said:
I know enough people around here that I get a call when one gets hit. They're usually still half alive when I get there. I'm not the only one either, so they don't tend to last long enough to go "bad." I report each one to the Ministry of Natural Resources too, so I get a cute little tag/certificate and don't get done by the cops for poaching.
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Canadian I'm guessing. That's a cute little system that actually makes sense. In my state in merica it's illegal to pick up road kill out of hunting season. That doesn't stop anyone who want's to though cause merica.
Epic Fisting Man said:
Too bad @Xenarthran isn't here anymore, he wanted to live in the forest and hunt squirrels for food. You would have been the perfect father for him.
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DerShqiptid said:
Would've loved seeing this schizo murder xen's pasty cityboy ass
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Probably.
 
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Have some bones
 
I came here to make a joke about "Oh, I thought this was a thread about hunting men," but OP is a bigger clown than I reckoned on.

Also, hunting is for fags. Real men know ranching is far more efficient.
 
Cup Noodle said:
Canadian I'm guessing. That's a cute little system that actually makes sense. In my state in merica it's illegal to pick up road kill out of hunting season. That doesn't stop anyone who want's to though cause merica.
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You can only take roadkill (at least in my province) if you didn't hit it yourself, and you have a trappers license.
 
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The Repeated Scream said:
Why'd you blur out their faces? I want to see how cute your hecking kidderinos are!
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They are super cute, but I won't allow them to become your masturbation material.
Shitted Scaredless said:
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Have some bones
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That's not my style, but I like the aesthetic.
Daisymae said:
"I'm always drunk when I'm home from work, now look at this picture I am posting on a doxing and trolling site of my small children playing with guns."

fucking brilliant
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My children don't play with guns. If they did they would get a beating and they know it. I'm sorry that you were so sheltered that anything that could possibly hurt you is considered evil.
Sped Xing said:
I came here to make a joke about "Oh, I thought this was a thread about hunting men," but OP is a bigger clown than I reckoned on.

Also, hunting is for fags. Real men know ranching is far more efficient.
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I also have domesticated animals, and, as far as I am concerned, it takes a lot more balls to kill an animal that you nurtured from it's birth than just going out and shooting a wild animal from a distance.
Dyn said:
I'm pretty sure all the hunting talk's being done in private message chains now and yes, you are absolutely the game.
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Cool. Let the hunt begin.
 
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