Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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>I took it as they were dumping the product, at one penny each, in the middle of the largest fucking supply chain shortage in history.
Preaching to the choir but holy shit, Jack's retarded.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm going to assume I missed Jr and Tammy Jr moving in with Jack. There's no way Jack and Tammy are going consume 6 large bottles of sauce themselves, right?

Jack is just going to drink it straight. Either that or it's an excuse to do lots of BBQ.

And honestly I doubt that Jr & Jr cook for themselves. Mushbrain Jr is too much of a mushbrain and Tammy Jr is too busy with school and taking care of her manbaby. So I wouldn't be surprised if Mushbrain shows up with leftovers for them.

 

[the khat quaffer]

What is 2012-era Barbara Chandler doing in that picture?

Getting a brief moment away from spooning with her own son.

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I bought a jug of hot sauce about that size many, many years ago because at the time, I was putting Frank's on nearly everything, and 'buying in bulk always comes out cheaper in the end!' ... was my train of thought at the moment. Ultimately, I could never go through that jug in time and it got unusable. I was living at home at the time and there were 3 of us in that household and we couldn't go through one jug. It started turning goopy and gross a bit before its expiration date.

How the fuck is this fat ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ nigger going to go through 5–6 of them? Fuck's he doing, filling up his bathtub with the sauce?

You sicken me, Jack.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

A nickel’s worth?! Jesus Christ how many jugs of this shit are they expecting to go through?!

He’s not only expecting — but looking forward to — going through all of it, fast. Whatever he doesn’t straight up drink with a straw he’ll mainline into his dead arm while he lays back and watches Blues Clues and the other ridiculous garbage he’s fascinated with.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack uses Sweet Baby Ray's hot sauce as lube at night while he jerks his small prick off. Tammy is forced to watch Jack tease her like this while they are lying next to each other in bed watching old Guy Fieri reruns on the Food Network late at night.

I feel bad for Tammy since she doesn't like anything spicy.

EDIT: Tammy, if you read this, send me a PM. I'll make you feel like a real woman just to spite Jack.

 

[feral cat #6385]

At 1 min 24 it looks like Brianna is starting to lose hair? Which run girl.

Cali probably beats her and slams her head into walls. Hence the holes in the wall.

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What a thieving scumbag. AND why isn't he using his own BBQ sauce. Is it not the best sauce?

Wonder how many of those are for the bedroom.

How close to expiry would that BBQ sauce be if they're giving it away like that?

Most likely a pricing error in the POS system.

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We love you Rob. You are one of the few reasons we still follow Jack (and the Boy's Club).

Because of the supply chain issues lately, there have been a bunch of articles about how Americans need to stop buying so many things. I tend to roll my eyes at them, but then when I see this mushbrained fatass buying several gallons of BBQ sauce for no other reason than "it was on sale", I can't help but think they have a point.

Those articles are garbage. There are issues throughout the supply chain. People stocking up is a symptom not the cause. If the supply chain were healthy it would be able to adapt in a timely manner. Or at least timely in terms of how quickly such a complex system can adapt.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I was scrolling through Facebook and came across this. Coincidence?

 

[EnemyStand]

I was scrolling through Facebook and came across this. Coincidence?

Oh, get the fuck out of here, fact checkers! No evidence my ass! People have been saving bacon grease for centuries for cooking and yes, when the aluminum was being used for the war effort in the early 40's people re-used their foil.

Jesus, they couldn't even be bothered to see the GIANT FUCKING JAR OF BACON UP in the Jack videos that immediately disproves their claims!

 

[Scalphoney]

I'm going to assume I missed Jr and Tammy Jr moving in with Jack. There's no way Jack and Tammy are going consume 6 large bottles of sauce themselves, right?

Tammy is going to writhe around naked in it whilst jack sits in his scootypuff, trying to find his chode to pull on.

 

[wdymbro]

Jesus, they couldn't even be bothered to see the GIANT FUCKING JAR OF BACON UP in the Jack videos that immediately disproves their claims!

The fact checkers didn't click that bell button Jack keeps begging us to click.

 

[captkrisma]

I think he has a bottle of gatorade stuffed in his back pocket and it looks absolutely stupid.

He has a Gatorade in his pocket (why? Afraid it's gonna fucking run off in the woods?) And a couple shell magazines from the looks of it.

As for shooting into a rivier, what a fucking irresponsible piece of shit. The AR12 shoots lead buckshot or birdshot. Those lead bearings travel downstream to where fish and other wildlife eat them, thus poisoning them. I also saw there was a full firing range not 14 miles away from downtown Hendersonville. Jr could have been responsible and supported a small business, but no, he's got to fuck up the ecosystem. FUCK YOU.

 

[Aaway]

didn't jr post a picture of an injured dog on his IG with a caption that said "why am i laughing at this" or something like that? guy is already a psychopath at 21. i can only imagine the shit he's said/done to tammy jr

i would say i'm not surprised that he doesn't give two shits about polluting the water, but we all know jr is a r.etard and had no clue that he shouldn't be doing that

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Anyone thinking that Brianna may end up in a ditch soon with a few bullet holes through her?

 

[Sonic T]

I like how Jack had his mask down. They ain't gonna take his liberties away! Fucking idiot man child

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I think he has a bottle of gatorade stuffed in his back pocket and it looks absolutely stupid.

Bizarre he back-pockets it like that instead of, you know, simply setting it aside for a minute like anyone else would.
By the way, I’m sure he ‘purchased’ that Gatorade at the end of his overnight shift at the gas station where he works.
Also sure he ‘purchases’ loads of jerkey, candy, household products, personal products, etc as well … since no doubt all his money goes for frivolous garbage. He’ll get nailed on it sooner than later

 

[Super Hans]

Closet homosexual Qali is weeks away from shooting up his first elementary school.

Call of Duty 2021 comes out next week. There's no better an example of Gamer Rage than that shitshow of a community. Brianna better have saved up enough cash for a visit to the ER.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Under normal circumstances, I would be on Jack's side here, because as far as I'm concerned, if it's labelled that low and they don't fix it, it's an honest mistake but I'm still taking that discount. When I worked at the supermarket, it was the same deal and there was no repurcussions for it; shit happens.

But damn if Rob doesn't make me feel guilty about cheating our corporate supermarket overlords.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

How the fuck is this fat ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ nigger going to go through 5–6 of them? Fuck's he doing, filling up his bathtub with the sauce?

Fat Jack eats like a starved pig but he also wastes a lot of food, like his marinated chicken that was closer to a fucking soup with a raw chicken inside!

Considering we are talking about him, it wouldn't surprise me if he not only put this sauce on all of the massive portions he eats but also overdid it when cooking!

Under normal circumstances, I would be on Jack's side here, because as far as I'm concerned, if it's labelled that low and they don't fix it, it's an honest mistake but I'm still taking that discount. When I worked at the supermarket, it was the same deal and there was no repurcussions for it; shit happens.

But damn if Rob doesn't make me feel guilty about cheating our corporate supermarket overlords.

I'm only concerned with the guy that is getting it out of his paycheck for something that might not even be their fault, markets don't fucking care if they overcharge you due to glitches and human error so I give it back when these situations are fucking over them!

Anyone thinking that Brianna may end up in a ditch soon with a few bullet holes through her?

I don't think that insecure fatso, jr is going to go that far, for now at least. I can see him beating her, however!

 

[Kosher Salt]

Thing is though we don't know which version Jack got. Since refined is cheaper, sure maybe it has decent smoke point since Jack likes to flex his miserliness. But Jack, to LARP his diet, might have gotten the unrefined stuff.

We've seen the way Jack crowds the pan. He's not doing any high-temperature frying in that.

Because of the supply chain issues lately, there have been a bunch of articles about how Americans need to stop buying so many things. I tend to roll my eyes at them, but then when I see this mushbrained fatass buying several gallons of BBQ sauce for no other reason than "it was on sale", I can't help but think they have a point.

For shits and giggles I punched this through Google calculator. 18 grams total carbs per 2 Tbsp serving. Generous estimate of 25 grams of carbs per day from BBQ sauce alone for Jack's "keto" diet.

I'd joke about it being a lifetime supply, but I'm not sure I'd be joking. Of course it won't actually last that long though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also parking spaces? I can just see Jack bleating in her ear about parking spots she just barely passes and then whining because they were the closest to the store. Its damn fucking telling when youve been boasting and parading around as an online platform cook for over a decade and cant say your wife likes your cooking. Jack is fucking useless and when he likes to boast about something he thinks hes good at, he cant even fucking do.

When Jack says she loves him "for my good parking spaces," he's bragging that they have a handicap placard for their car because of him.

That's what he brings to the marriage.