US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
I've seen far, far too many crazy as fuck Sheriffs to get my hopes up about this.

Plus, any concrete evidence wouldn't be announced by a Sheriff. It would be announced when the feds or police raid the fuckers who performed the rigging. Or more likely we'd NEVER hear about it and it would be used to blackmail certain people or groups in the background + used to discretely force election law changes.
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I get that, but this is happening just a few days after Wisconsin announced a full investigation into the election.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
I have no idea what right and left even mean any more. I'm coming around to the idea that advocating for the workers to control the means of production and the provision of a comprehensive welfare system is actually "right wing" if it happens to be coupled with belief in a relatively small state, with responsibility for strong border control and immigration restrictions, light regulation of economic activity between individuals and collective actors, no special treatment of self-identified "vulnerable" non-economic groups, and sociocultural homogeneity (which is necessary when you enact a comprehensive welfare system, to avoid an influx of non-contributing useless eaters).


To be fair, does there need to be any other reason, if they can dig out enough shit to laugh at?
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"Right" and "Left" are meaningless, rotting vestiges of the Cold War that are no longer relevant. The modern political spectrum is Populist vs Elitist.
 
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Oxous said:
As of 5 days ago Biden's people were "considering" activating the California NG to move cargo, but nothing's happened on that front yet.
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Just how many semi-truck drivers does he think one state's national guard have? Or is the plan to chain shipping containers to the backs of tanks and just drag that shit down the interstate?
 
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Just how many semi-truck drivers does he think one state's national guard have? Or is the plan to chain shipping containers to the backs of tanks and just drag that shit down the interstate?
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I will pay money to see that.

Literally, I will subscribe to a Pay Per View or a YouTube or Twitch channel to watch that shit.
 
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"He can’t take the containers off the chassis because he’s not allowed by the city of Long Beach zoning code to store empty containers more than 2 high in his truck yard. If he violates this code they’ll shut down his yard altogether."

I'm not sure if there's a better example of everything wrong with the lefts policies than this paragraph right here.

They are perpetually victims of the law of unintended consequences. It's crazy how consistent they are in fucking everything up.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
"Right" and "Left" are meaningless, rotting vestiges of the Cold War that are no longer relevant. The modern political spectrum is Populist vs Elitist.
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"He can’t take the containers off the chassis because he’s not allowed by the city of Long Beach zoning code to store empty containers more than 2 high in his truck yard. If he violates this code they’ll shut down his yard altogether."

I'm not sure if there's a better example of everything wrong with the lefts policies than this paragraph right here.

They are perpetually victims of the law of unintended consequences. It's crazy how consistent they are in fucking everything up.
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I hope the union yahoos will play their usual games. "REEEEEE YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT THING IT'S STEALING THE WORK I REFUSE TO DO!"
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
I will pay money to see that.

Literally, I will subscribe to a Pay Per View or a YouTube or Twitch channel to watch that shit.
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I'd particularly pay to see them trundling down and absolutely destroying the road surface of every goddamned lane of the 405 at 35 mph with thousands of assblasted Californians stacked up behind them.
 
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They are talking about containers that have already been offloaded from the ships, at least that's what I read this as:
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This. Still not smart because it assumes the carriers want their containers sitting there days on end.
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Just how many semi-truck drivers does he think one state's national guard have? Or is the plan to chain shipping containers to the backs of tanks and just drag that shit down the interstate?
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You'd be surprised. "Truck driver" is one of the most important jobs in the US Army given how much of everything we run through on deployment. During WW2 the Euros had no idea you could build cargo trucks that big and in that number. Not sure about the NG, but I doubt they lack for guys or trucks. All those surplus Vietnam and Cold War trucks have to go somewhere, after all.

EDIT: @WhatInTheActualFuck Try 55 miles an hour, if they've got the Abrams. That sucker hauls ass, and has low-end torque to put just about anything to shame. One of the best recovery vehicles the US has is an Abrams in low gear.
 
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This. Still not smart because it assumes the carriers want their containers sitting there days on end.

You'd be surprised. "Truck driver" is one of the most important jobs in the US Army given how much of everything we run through on deployment. During WW2 the Euros had no idea you could build cargo trucks that big and in that number. Not sure about the NG, but I doubt they lack for guys or trucks. All those surplus Vietnam and Cold War trucks have to go somewhere, after all.

EDIT: @WhatInTheActualFuck Try 55 miles an hour, if they've got the Abrams. That sucker hauls ass, and has low-end torque to put just about anything to shame. One of the best recovery vehicles the US has is an Abrams in low gear.
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I was assuming that they'd be a bit speed limited from dragging trailers and also under orders to minimize the damage that a 65-ton tracked vehicle does to the roads. If they want to go faster, more popcorn for me though. :smug:
 
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WhatInTheActualFuck said:
I was assuming that they'd be a bit speed limited from dragging trailers and also under orders to minimize the damage that a 65-ton tracked vehicle does to the roads. If they want to go faster, more popcorn for me though. :smug:
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The only speed limiting the Abrams does is for the sake of its tracks. They'll disintegrate if it goes full speed for too long. Weight is less of an issue than you'd think.
 
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Why is Biden doing this? What is his goal? To make conditions unbearable in this country until someone explodes and kills 100 people so they can bring the hammer down on ordinary americans? What if that person is black/hispanic/asian etc? Blame whitey still? Are the dems retarded? I don't see their end game. They'd rather rule over a pile of skulls, ash, and rubble rather than admit Trump was right about a few things and fall back on those policies.

I've doomed and gloomed in the past and made it out that the dems are evil incarnate. But I really don't know what their plan is.
 
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