Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[NerdShamer]

Just goes to show that anyone who litters emoji all over the fucking message like this are just trying to sell something or scam you, and are genrally people you want to avoid at all cost.

Indians do it all the time on social media and YouTube whenever someone praises their country. I'm convinced that they're essentially retarded nationalists, at this point.

Also, what I must add about hamsters is most of them can't be bred together with one exception which is campbell's and winter whites. They make a hybrid hamster which is not supposed to exist in nature that typically has a really bad temperament and is really aggressive toward humans, can develop neurological problems, and is also prone to their own health problems like diabetes among other things. It is proof that hybrid animals aren't always necessarily the most healthy or ideal. Unfortunately a lot of pet stores mostly only carry hybrids.

At least that explains that hungry hamster Pokemon.

Of course it's a fucking high desert area code. If you don’t know all of San Bernardino County might as well be Alabama in California except it's 70% Latino.

Actually, that's an area code in San Diego County, which is west of the desert. And considering the owners featured in the OP, it lines up with their demographic.

This part really concerns me, if you want to diddle dogs I'm sure it would be incredibly easy to insert yourself into this community especially if you offer cheap reproductive services, after all these people call their dogs hoes.
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Spoiler: terrifying thought

it's not just pulling dicks, giving the AI sample to the female also requires some stimulation

Please don't bring Tommy Tooter into this.

It is the same with horses. Most fancy purebreed horses you see wouldn't survive in the wild because their hooves are too weak, as they are bred for "pretty" features and not so much hoof health. Mustangs for example are some of the healthiest horses because humans don't interfere with their breeding.

Well, stallions are almost getting the same treatment as these dog-frogs in the sense that there's an single father for a few dozen horses. But to my knowledge, it's not at the point of deliberately inbreeding them.

 

[Spennychu]

Please don't bring Tommy Tooter into this.

Well, stallions are almost getting the same treatment as these dog-frogs in the sense that there's an single father for a few dozen horses. But to my knowledge, it's not at the point of deliberately inbreeding them.

Believe it or not purebred horses are on average considerably less inbred than domestic dog breeds. There's a few clusterfucks here and there like Friesians but on average they are healthier, which makes sense given that horses are still bred primarily for working and not just appearance/being a couch potato. Also horses are glass cannons where if a single part of their anatomy is compromised they can drop dead

dog inbreeding coefficient:

vs horses

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I don't understand why "mutt" is an insult and people boast about getting a "pure breed".

Literally the best and healthiest dogs you can get are mutts you find in rescue shelters. People I've known who had pure breeds whether it be pit bulls or beagles even, always had some issue with them at an early age, for example the pit bull had to have its teeth pulled at age 1, and the beagle back gave up at 4.

I will never understand these breed chasers and buyers. Just go to an animal shelter and adopt a dog that needs a home, you're adopting a family member after all, not a toy.

It depends on the breed and purpose. A lot of primitive or primitive-derived dogs (huskies, Samoyeds, basenjis, etc) are extremely robust because they evolved in circumstances where subpar performance was lethal. It's the show/companion/toy type breeds, especially the ones developed recently once we got a handle on the finer points of heredity. Contrary to what IQ spergs say, this is one of those cases where increased intelligence does not get better results, at least not for the animals. The Basenji was developed (for lack of a better word) by fucking pygmies, and they'd have no use for these monstrosities.

This whole thing reminds me of sneaker fans, only with living beings instead of shoes. Hang on, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[Cripple]

Indians do it all the time on social media and YouTube whenever someone praises their country. I'm convinced that they're essentially exceptional nationalists, at this point.

At least that explains that hungry hamster Pokemon.

Actually, that's an area code in San Diego County, which is west of the desert. And considering the owners featured in the OP, it lines up with their demographic.

760 covers San Diego, Kern and SBC.

Area codes 760 and 442 - Wikipedia

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This whole thing reminds me of sneaker fans, only with living beings instead of shoes. Hang on, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Same demographics.

 

[Muttnik]

Certain types of people rely on certain pure breeds for size/allergy related purposes and I totally get that. Sometimes, a familiarity with a certain breed can be very useful as opposed to an unknown mutt of unknown genetics and personalities.

That said, a pug has no purpose. A toad bully has no purpose. These are just lab experiments and nothing more.

 

[lolnah]

If the dogs are Jewish Mengele would be proud

 

[Lost Soul]

Isn't some of that animal abuse though, like the prolapsed dogs being bred? If it's not, we've got some exceptional people making the laws.

Its always been this way. You can drop a puppy from 20ft up and just get a slap on the wrist. Then people just go out and get another puppy. The most progress toward animal cruelty I have seen was when Trump signed the bill making certain levels of animal cruelty a federal crime. And even then, where I live, we have laws against mills, but no one stops them so the mills keep selling dogs anyway.

 

[Fialovy]

Those bulldogs look like Venusaur and a pig had a baby.

Except Venusaur hops to get around (as seen in Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee) because it is based on one of those warty Japanese frog species so it makes sense why it's legs are like that

Heck, as much as people criticize the Galar fossils for being cruel, my chompy boy Dracovish is shown to have a much better quality of life than any of these dogs. First of all, in camp mode, he is seen running around carefree and can keep up with you when you play with him while these dogs can't, not only that but he is actually useful as Pokemon and pretty powerful with this fishous rend attack causing the autists at Smogon to ban him while these things fail as companion dogs.

A really good youtube channel is Munchie's Place, she owns a small rodent rescue that takes in mice, gerbils, hamsters, and sometimes guinea pigs and rats and she made a video about ethical breeding. Basically, a big difference between ethical breeders and not is that ethical breeders aren't in it for the money. These bulldog breeders obviously are.

Even though this is about hamsters, this still very much applies to any species of animal.

Munchie Talk | Adoptions & Ethical Breeders

* Warning: Today's video will talk about Ethical breeders but will mention what the difference is between that and Backyard breeders for clarification. Some ...

www.youtube.com

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

If you live in the States you actually have a very unique problem where almost every single dog in every single shelter is a shitbull, so not wanting to spend the money there is understandable.

For a municipality shelter, sure but just go for a local rescue group you see tons of dogs, even healthy well bred dogs. Many times they find dogs before shelters do, or through word of mouth. Usually groups like this are just your average dog lovers in the community who want dogs to get good homes. Many times it's easy to get an old dog whose humans have either died or went into nursing care.

Not to power level but I know a woman who runs a local rescue group. She's retired law enforcement and yes, even small groups that are just normies trying to rescue in their spare time will literally hound your entire background because they've seen too much.

Idk man. Dogs are innocent souls and humanity has failed them.

 

[Toolbox]

It depends on the reptile. Snakes only need to feed once or twice a week,

Not true for all snakes. Several smaller species require more food than this, especially when considering insectivores.

Snakes don't care about verticality, so height is irrelevant, they just need room to move on the ground.

Again untrue for many species, and that's a major problem in the field. Arboreal snakes do require verticality, and this completely ignores that snakes do seem to need things to keep them active and this system doesn't make any sense for that.

A lot of these same arguments have been made for other animals like fish (Bettas, goldfish) mammals like hamsters, and other reptiles like various lizards. Not to mention the massive amount of misinformation around hermit crabs, they actually need hamster wheels and shit to stay mentally sane.

I see a lot of the same mistakes that were made for hundreds of years with dogs and cats being repeated with the relatively new herpetelogical breeding industry. People are out here breeding scaleless snakes and other reptiles, notably lizards, as well as going for the craziest color combos while ignoring the damage being done to the animal. Look into spider ball pythons

for one. I think we need a thread for lolcows specifically in the reptile industry, people like Brian Barczyk promote this misinformation and are prime lolcow material themselves.

 

[Meiwaku]

Not true for all snakes. Several smaller species require more food than this, especially when considering insectivores.

Again untrue for many species, and that's a major problem in the field. Arboreal snakes do require verticality, and this completely ignores that snakes do seem to need things to keep them active and this system doesn't make any sense for that.

A lot of these same arguments have been made for other animals like fish (Bettas, goldfish) mammals like hamsters, and other reptiles like various lizards. Not to mention the massive amount of misinformation around hermit crabs, they actually need hamster wheels and shit to stay mentally sane.

I see a lot of the same mistakes that were made for hundreds of years with dogs and cats being repeated with the relatively new herpetelogical breeding industry. People are out here breeding scaleless snakes and reptiles and going for the craziest color combos while ignoring the damage being done to the animal. Look into spider ball pythons

for one. I think we need a thread for lolcows specifically in the reptile industry, people like Brian Barczyk promote this misinformation and are prime lolcow material themselves.

Brian has especially gotten gross as well as Jay (Jays Prehistoric Pets) who now they just seem to all do really crazy WOAH snake attack!!! Shit and really exploitive style click b8 as opposed to education

 

[SITHRAK!]

I don't get why the AKC even lets the slope back be the breed's standard when that is not the type of German Shepherd used for what the dog was bred for.

They actually reversed this as a breed standard in 1994 when it was revealed that the breed was developing unacceptably high rates of hip dysplasia as a result.

 

[Likely]

Except Venusaur hops to get around (as seen in Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee)

people criticize the Galar fossils for being cruel, my chompy boy Dracovish is shown to have a much better quality of life than any of these dogs

damn bitch did you just compare pokemon to actual pets and animals. that shits not real, it's just cartoons

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

For a municipality shelter, sure but just go for a local rescue group you see tons of dogs, even healthy well bred dogs. Many times they find dogs before shelters do, or through word of mouth. Usually groups like this are just your average dog lovers in the community who want dogs to get good homes. Many times it's easy to get an old dog whose humans have either died or went into nursing care.

We have a few of these around me but the issue with them (specifically the ones in my area, I don't know what yours are like) is that actually getting an animal from them is like chewing tinfoil. They are hyper anal about the standard of people they give these animals over to, which, hey, it's better than the alternative I guess but it can make them difficult to work with when they think that the fact my stairs aren't carpeted are a good reason to deny me a dog.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

We have a few of these around me but the issue with them (specifically the ones in my area, I don't know what yours are like) is that actually getting an animal from them is like chewing tinfoil. They are hyper anal about the standard of people they give these animals over to, which, hey, it's better than the alternative I guess but it can make them difficult to work with when they think that the fact my stairs aren't carpeted are a good reason to deny me a dog.

Chewing tinfoil is more fun. I remember when I was looking for a dog, and the local animal shelter's form looked like a fucking mortgage application, complete with non-refundable fee just for applying. Which is especially stupid in my neck of the (back)woods, where you can jump on the local classifieds and get a puppy for a couple hundred bucks, no questions asked. "Don't shop, adopt." Make adopting less of a chore than replacing head gaskets then, cocksuckers.

 

[Blackstar]

To be fair I would rather have an incredibly inbred and deformed frog-dog than a pitbull which could go berserk and maul everyone around it if someone coughed too hard

 

[I am the Muffin Maker]

For a municipality shelter, sure but just go for a local rescue group you see tons of dogs, even healthy well bred dogs. Many times they find dogs before shelters do, or through word of mouth. Usually groups like this are just your average dog lovers in the community who want dogs to get good homes. Many times it's easy to get an old dog whose humans have either died or went into nursing care.

Not to power level but I know a woman who runs a local rescue group. She's retired law enforcement and yes, even small groups that are just normies trying to rescue in their spare time will literally hound your entire background because they've seen too much.

Idk man. Dogs are innocent souls and humanity has failed them.

The people who run these groups are insane. They do more vetting than what goes into foster care.

If you have money, and don't want a shitbull you go and get a dog from a non-exceptional breeder.

Get a beagle or a mini-poodle. The poodle at least will live forever.

 

[kill yourself]

"Bred back" means breeding a descendent with an ancestor. In this case it sounds like a father × daughter cross except it's probably more like father/cousin × daughter/cousin cross because as OP mentioned there's four founding sires in this...well I don't want to say breed. Let's call it what it is; pyramid scheme.

Yeah the result will be one "crazy looking pup" indeed.

Oh god, i didn't know about the bred back part. i knew this breed didn't have a family tree, but it isn't even a family puddle. It's a fucking tesseract. All for this 1933 humpty dumpty looking mother/sister/daughter/all-in-the-same-dog fucker.

"crazy looking" indeed. They all look like Boglins

Let's call it what it is; pyramid scheme.

ey ese, don'chu call dis a pyramid scheme, this is a pyramid SKEEM, 2 different thang gringo

 

[Product Placement]

Oh god, i didn't know about the bred back part. i knew this breed didn't have a family tree, but it isn't even a family puddle. It's a fucking tesseract. All for this 1933 humpty dumpty looking mother/sister/daughter/all-in-the-same-dog fucker.
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ey ese, don'chu call dis a pyramid scheme, this is a pyramid SKEEM, 2 different thang gringo

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I also saw the boglin resemblance. If the breeders had any brains would have called these doglins rather than toads, much better name.