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Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms
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You have that look on your face that little kids get when their parents try to make sure that their kids fit into their clothes, did your Dad make you try that on? I am sure your sexy Batman pj's will easily get Gloria's panties wet. Good job, stud muffin.
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That's no way to treat one of your biggest fans.
That diet has sure worked out for him though, ummmm, I think?
Edit: Was on my phone and sorry for the double post.
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I don't think homemaker means what he thinks it means although I'm sure he would look fetching in a frilly star wars apron.
Also check out that fly wallpaper
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Running the table is what Ken does on the farms... Holy shit I have never seen someone get such an array of ratings.
Bet of luck in the new gig. The job market is tough. If you care take a lolcow you know what you have to do.
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Can you tell us about your marriage? All we know about it is that you have admitted that you were married and she was not a mail order bride from Ukraine. How did you meet, and what was the cause of the divorce?
Can you tell us about your marriage? All we know about it is that you have admitted that you were married and she was not a mail order bride from Ukraine. How did you meet, and what was the cause of the divorce?
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The divorce was uncontested and we went our separate ways. Beyond that there is nothing to say.
She has a right to her privacy and wouldn't want some stranger barging into her life.
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She wandered too close to the cellar door, didn't she?
I am sure Gloria's family and loved ones feel the same way.
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I'll respect your ex's privacy, but I have a few more questions:
You went to college at an older age. This is normal for a lot of people, but you don't really mention much of your life before then when you were in your 20s and 30s. Did you have a job? What did you and your friends do for fun?
Many of the followers of lolcows are usually between the ages of 18-35 with some random little shits and older people hanging around, but they were in the minority. Many of them became interested due to "discovering" Chris on something awful or one of the chans. What made you discover Chris and fostered an interest in eccentric people in the internet? Did you follow any of the prehistoric lolcows like Mikey the "Hello My Future Girlfriend" guy, Gene Ray (Time Cube), and Alex Chiu (magnets -> immortality).
Why do you seek out and try to befriend every lolcow, even the disgustingly reprehensible ones like the Golden Knight?
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Yo what the hell, I just want to be transported back to Planet Gaus and I get insulted, and Flowers asks about divorce and he gets cordial responses, like what in the shit 
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Yo what the hell, I just want to be transported back to Planet Gaus and I get insulted, and Flowers asks about divorce and he gets cordial responses, like what in the shit
He blocked you on Facebook when he simply unfriended me. He must have it out for you
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Peace and Harmony: You repeatedly took friends only posts from my Facebook and posted them on the forums encouraging people to troll me. In addition, you exposed my Facebook friends on these posts to being potentially trolled. I had every right to block you.
I sent Ahuviyaa friend request because she liked my comments. She had a follow button (and you could comment on her public comments) in addition to a friend button and message button.
If someone on Facebook has a follow button as well as a friend button and you can comment on that person's public comments and that person likes what you post, chances are you can send that person a friend request and it will be accepted.
She later blocked me over an argument about an electric stun collar she had on Facebook with another friend.
Sarah (Pixyteri) was already following me on Twitter. I asked her if she wanted to be friends on Facebook and she accepted.
I have never been on Jay Geis' (Golden Knight) friend list. I have never sent Nick Stoutzenberger (Sick Nick) a friend request. While I would never write on Deviant Art what Jay Geis wrote, there is a difference. In the case of Jay Geis it was a story, in the case of Sick Nick it was for real.
In the case of Leonard Shaner, he sent me a friend request and I declined because he was too controversial.
As a suggestion, I think you should have a policy that only people who are actively on sex offender registry that is accessible to the general public should be labeled with terms such as "sex offender" or "pedophile". For good measure you should include a link to his/her profile on the registry. I will put more later on today.
I sent Ahuviyaa friend request because she liked my comments. She had a follow button (and you could comment on her public comments) in addition to a friend button and message button.
If someone on Facebook has a follow button as well as a friend button and you can comment on that person's public comments and that person likes what you post, chances are you can send that person a friend request and it will be accepted.
She later blocked me over an argument about an electric stun collar she had on Facebook with another friend.
Sarah (Pixyteri) was already following me on Twitter. I asked her if she wanted to be friends on Facebook and she accepted.
I have never been on Jay Geis' (Golden Knight) friend list. I have never sent Nick Stoutzenberger (Sick Nick) a friend request. While I would never write on Deviant Art what Jay Geis wrote, there is a difference. In the case of Jay Geis it was a story, in the case of Sick Nick it was for real.
In the case of Leonard Shaner, he sent me a friend request and I declined because he was too controversial.
As a suggestion, I think you should have a policy that only people who are actively on sex offender registry that is accessible to the general public should be labeled with terms such as "sex offender" or "pedophile". For good measure you should include a link to his/her profile on the registry. I will put more later on today.
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Ooh, who's Shy Bads? Looks like someone's angling to get her(?)self some Kengle.
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Listen my friend, I did indeed screencap your posts but I never encourage anyone to troll. I may ask for trannies to be executed by the state, but trolling is a definite no-no.
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hey @Thundersteam ! shy bads gots the hots for ya. would you hit that?
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Cat: Gloria's relationships are her concern, they are not my concern, they are not your concern. She's an adult. I think she's capable of deciding for herself what is appropriate on her Facebook page.