Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uncle Ted]

He has a Gatorade in his pocket (why? Afraid it's gonna fucking run off in the woods?) And a couple shell magazines from the looks of it.

As for shooting into a rivier, what a fucking irresponsible piece of shit. The AR12 shoots lead buckshot or birdshot. Those lead bearings travel downstream to where fish and other wildlife eat them, thus poisoning them. I also saw there was a full firing range not 14 miles away from downtown Hendersonville. Jr could have been responsible and supported a small business, but no, he's got to fuck up the ecosystem. FUCK YOU.

To add on to this, shooting at water at a low angle will cause pellets to ricochet off of the surface, like skipping a stone. So he's not only polluting the water, he's also endangering anything downrange of him.

 

[Compositesludge]

Anyone thinking that Brianna may end up in a ditch soon with a few bullet holes through her?

This implies that Jack wouldn't go full Wendigo and attempt to cook and eat the evidence to save his son.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

A nickel’s worth?! Jesus Christ how many jugs of this shit are they expecting to go through?!

Assuming that Jack gulps that shit down using a beer stein, quite some numbers I'd say.

How close to expiry would that BBQ sauce be if they're giving it away like that?

6 weeks past best before is exactly what Jack needs for the freezer burned meet in his fridge.

Closet homosexual Qali is weeks away from shooting up his first elementary school.

Nah, he'll shoot up a Kindergarten, just because the risk that those elementary school kids have better aim and firearms than him is just to god damn high.

I feel bad for Tammy since she doesn't like anything spicy.

Most likely the main reason why she married Jack to begin with.

 

[rubytintedchix]

All missing episodes of The Boys’ Club have been restored.

- I uploaded 17 on Monday.
- I uploaded 2 last night.
- After digging, 16 never got removed, I’m just an idiot who didn’t put it in the right playlist.
- 19 has just been released with some edits.

We are whole again.

 

[the khat quaffer]

When Jack says she loves him "for my good parking spaces," he's bragging that they have a handicap placard for their car because of him.

That's what he brings to the marriage.

"My good parking spaces"? You mean that disability placard that lets her take up a space that someone else could use, like a disabled vet, a paraplegic, or people that just had surgery? Noooo, save a spot for the American deathfat that can't stop shoving meat drenched in gallons of 5¢ hot sauce down his throat.

Also I kinda like how he worded it like he's an inanimate object: "my good parking spaces." Is he a vehicle now? Maybe after ripping off a handicap spot, Tammy can put one of those bright red steering wheel locks on Jacko to keep him from being stolen.

 

[AnOminous]

But notice we didn't see it melt? That's because he took out a lot of it. Instead of dumping what looked like a cup and a bit of oil he wound up with just a small amount in the pan that barely covered the bottom. There's no way in hell that that big lump of fat, and I mean the oil not Mushbrain, melted into that small amount in the pan.

This is why it would be literally pointless to watch this fat fuck's videos for actual information, even if you were some literal space alien with no comprehension whatsoever of human food cooking, because he fakes even ridiculous shit like this.

Who does this moron think he's impressing with this? More people notice what a lying moron he is than are fooled.

To add on to this, shooting at water at a low angle will cause pellets to ricochet off of the surface, like skipping a stone. So he's not only polluting the water, he's also endangering anything downrange of him.

This whole family is just composed of utter dipshits. Can any one of these worthless dumbasses do a single human task competently?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I'm only concerned with the guy that is getting it out of his paycheck for something that might not even be their fault, markets don't fucking care if they overcharge you due to glitches and human error so I give it back when these situations are fucking over them!

Is that really commonplace in the US? I worked for a major supermarket in my part of Canada for a few years and that never happened, but we were unionized pretty decently. It was accepted if something was labelled wrong or came up wrong just to punch it in and get someone to change the label or fix the database because this shit happens.

All missing episodes of The Boys’ Club have been restored.

- I uploaded 17 on Monday.
- I uploaded 2 last night.
- After digging, 16 never got removed, I’m just an idiot who didn’t put it in the right playlist.
- 19 has just been released with some edits.

We are whole again.

Fuck yeah. Time to watch the missing episode.

 

[desudesu]

All missing episodes of The Boys’ Club have been restored.

- I uploaded 17 on Monday.
- I uploaded 2 last night.
- After digging, 16 never got removed, I’m just an idiot who didn’t put it in the right playlist.
- 19 has just been released with some edits.

We are whole again.

Interesting that the fat man is so quiet about this on social media because you’d expect him to cry and rage like what he usually does on Facebook; “Wahhh those LIBERALS at YouTube is silencing me!” Oh wait, he can’t make noise about it because that’ll destroy his entire facade of “not knowing about PCTLM”!

 

[stets]

Who does this moron think he's impressing with this?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Fuck you Paul!

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

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You can't forget this true and honest FoodJack: Ben Burkemper.



He's also an up-and-coming video game streamer!

Spoiler: It's not going well

 

[Aaway]

you know you're a fat piece of shit when you actually care about something like this

 

[Staffy]

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Paul loves it hard but definitely it ain't the tacos.

 

[Pig Cups]

At 1 min 24 it looks like Brianna is starting to lose hair? Which run girl.

Looks like Dad Bod is mixing in some light hair pulling to complement the wall-punching and verbal abuse that largely comprises his domestic violence repertoire.

Either that, or Brianna has some sort of autoimmune problem/other issue that results in hair thinning/loss.

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Jesus Christ, really study that photo closely…

Cali looks like the kind of dyke that Hannah Gadsby totally would get moist in front of.

When Jack says she loves him "for my good parking spaces," he's bragging that they have a handicap placard for their car because of him.

That's what he brings to the marriage.

That's a way to put "my wife has to drive my decaying ass everywhere I go"

I just assumed that Jack was just (yet again) pretending that he can drive like an actual man.

He totally yells her ear off when they search for spaces “GO THERE! GO THERE…AWW, HONEY COME ON!!” and argues LONG after that his space was better when they’ve already parked and gone in.

Jack really deserves to suffer a sudden case of ventricular fibrillation while his wifebeard is out of the house.

On the Spiced Cauliflower video I couldn't help but notice this comment... I really hope they are bullshitting, I can only imagine what backwoods trailer-park Hills Have Eyes creature this person might resemble now after having lived on 3 years of Jacks recipes.
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When I see those these days, I assume that it’s a troll trying to build Jack up. However, in those cases it’s strictly for the purpose of encouraging Jack to NOT give up on YouTube and to keep posting autistically embarrassing and dehumanizing content to entertain us. Outside of unironic FoodJacks, any compliments Jack receives are dishonest in nature.

didn't jr post a picture of an injured dog on his IG with a caption that said "why am i laughing at this" or something like that? guy is already a psychopath at 21. i can only imagine the shit he's said/done to tammy jr

A basic, easy, and reliable way to judge whether or not someone is a psychopath or sociopath (and if so, to what degree) is to simply look at how they treat animals. Very telling.

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That fucking soyface is maddening enough, but to arrange them in one place so that they can be viewed altogether? -shudders in rage-

“Could somebody, just, put a dick in that guy’s mouth, please? ‘Cuz that’s what he wants! He’s a cocksucker in disguise, and he’s got his mouth open because he wants someone to cum in it!!”
-George Carlin

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Thanks for the input, fatty.

 

[AnOminous]

Paul loves it hard but definitely it ain't the tacos.

Paul Dillon is one of the few Foodjacks more disgusting and pathetic than Jack himself. I can't get over this fat bastard calling his fans that but Dillon deserves it. He is a true Foodjack. Most of Jack's unironic fans seem like slow-in-the-minds but that dude comes across as an actual psycho of some sort.

 

[Staffy]

Paul Dillon is one of the few Foodjacks more disgusting and pathetic than Jack himself. I can't get over this fat bastard calling his fans that but Dillon deserves it. He is a true Foodjack. Most of Jack's unironic fans seem like slow-in-the-minds but that dude comes across as an actual psycho of some sort.

He's a blatant passive aggressive bitch from what I seen with one of his Facebook posts, it can't get any more faggoty than that

 

[stets]

He's a blatant passive aggressive bitch from what I seen with one of his Facebook posts, it can't get any more faggoty than that

Was Paul the asshole that bragged about abusing his children on Facebook and thought people would actually find it funny? Fuck that guy. I hope he dies from covid after spending two painful months on a vent.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Paul, if you hate hard shelled tacos so much, why don’t you make an UberStank video about it and complain to the manager like the boomer Karen that you are.

 

[Adamska]

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you know you're a fat piece of shit when you actually care about something like this

Jack is so desperate to gobble down carbs and throw away all pretenses of dieting. He's so goddamn angy that he has to pretend he doesn't scarf down butter bread and cookies.