Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Cilleystring]

Even if (huge if) Russ took down the site, it isn't gonna stop people from laughing at him. He's still gonna be posting nonsense and suing celebrities. That will never change, and neither will people laughing at his pitiful plights.

Russ cannot win, for he is a loser, and will continue to do what losers do best. Lose.

 

[Monokuma]

Null should sue Russell in the hopes that he goes on a date with him.

I hope you wrote a song for him, Josh. Spend at least $400 on it.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

*Russ filled an appeal.

Please, let's never say Russ is appealing ever again, ew

I mean you could say Russ has the appeal of being fascinatingly disgusting. He's the personality equivalent of the Baron Harkonnen's face (1984 version).

 

[AnOminous]

I'm really not looking forward to the things Russ will say if the farms has to shut down. He'll never shut up about how he single handedly defeated all his trolls, and he'll probably think it was because he had good legal arguments and not because of money. It'll probably inspire countless other lawsuits now that he thinks he won.

That's one of those wishes he shouldn't really be making. The only reason he isn't fucked with and A-Logged a lot harder is it's against the rules. No site, no rules, and plus we'll be really pissed at the dumb son of a bitch.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

He got a $10 coupon for soup when he nearly choked on a piece of plastic from the container, that counts as winning a lawsuit right?

Did anyone yell him he's supposed to eat the contents of the container and not the whole thing?

 

[Varis]

Doubleheader of grizzle and barstool law.

Dammit Ken, you gave Nick the wrong audition tape!

Well, we actually don't have the new one, but here's a clip from Russell's band rehearsal.

Btw, Russell, we didn't hack you and steal this video. You posted it on Instagram, you boob.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

That's one of those wishes he shouldn't really be making. The only reason he isn't fucked with and A-Logged a lot harder is it's against the rules. No site, no rules, and plus we'll be really pissed at the dumb son of a bitch.

The worst part will be that there will be a lot of people praising him and celebrating this.

That being said, it won't be long before Russ exposed himself to these people Isabelle Janke style.

Also what a lot of these people don't realize is that even if the site goes down, there will still be scores of other sites like this with far fewer rules against actual trolling. PULL and Lolcow in particular come to mind and while they're garbage, that's the type of place all this will migrate to. Not to mention that even if Dear Leader can no longer maintain this on his own, there's nothing stopping Kiwis from helping him revive this place somehow, and possibly make it more secure depending on how it's handled. Taking this place down would almost definitely backfire.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Easter Bunny left something in my garden, thought you guys may like it...

Spoiler: Images

 

[️ronic]

Dammit Ken, you gave Nick the wrong audition tape!

Well, we actually don't have the new one, but here's a clip from Russell's band rehearsal.

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Btw, Russell, we didn't hack you and steal this video. You posted it on Instagram, you boob.

It's a freaking wonder why this didn't make the show.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Null should sue Russell in the hopes that he goes on a date with him.

I hope you wrote a song for him, Josh. Spend at least $400 on it.

First Null's got to write a hit pop song to woo Russ. "Make Me Crusty Rusty", and the sue when Russ fails to properly appreciate the warm gesture and expense.

 

[SimpleSimpson]

Dammit Ken, you gave Nick the wrong audition tape!

Well, we actually don't have the new one, but here's a clip from Russell's band rehearsal.

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Btw, Russell, we didn't hack you and steal this video. You posted it on Instagram, you boob.

That singer sounds kinda like a woman. Beat sounds like something you'd hear at a primary school disco.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Dammit Ken, you gave Nick the wrong audition tape!

Well, we actually don't have the new one, but here's a clip from Russell's band rehearsal.

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Btw, Russell, we didn't hack you and steal this video. You posted it on Instagram, you boob.

No stage presence at all and while the lead singer is decent, albeit bland, there's nothing here that's special in any way. Unless we're talking "short bus" special in which case that's Russtard.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Perhaps Rekieta could set up some "vexatious litigation defense fund" on gofundme.

Then trannys would complain once they knew who the money was going to, and it would be shut down.

PULL and Lolcow

PULL shut down like a year ago, and lolcow.farm is circling the drain.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Then trannys would complain once they knew who the money was going to, and it would be shut down.

PULL shut down like a year ago, and lolcow.farm is circling the drain.

Okay, Glad to here about PULL but Lolcow would probably get a hail Mary from migrating Kiwis no at least temporarily.

 

[Miami]

That's one of those wishes he shouldn't really be making. The only reason he isn't fucked with and A-Logged a lot harder is it's against the rules. No site, no rules, and plus we'll be really pissed at the dumb son of a bitch.

This, pretty much. Even people who didn't have interest in Russell and his shit antics before will end up looking his way, whether they're Kiwi's or not. Some people seem to be under the belief that if KF ends up shut down for something as not being able to pay the bills, it doesn't mean the users are just going to poof into the void for eternity. As with all communities that die out, people move on to others or create new ones. How are you going to be able to wrangle your crazy Kiwi Stalkers if you've sent the entire roach mass scattering in every direction? KF dying out from financial issues sure doesn't mean Russell gets his way where S230 is repealed or altered and other areas lose their protection.

I believe that a lot of us would gladly donate to keep this site going, but it needs to be spelled out that we are genuinely at risk here, and the method of donation needs to be pretty simple and convenient. The information on how to get money to you is buried in small print unless one seeks out ways to contribute.

A merch run costs money and time and effort and I don't think you get much return for it.

Please, it is worth it to a lot of us to have this site where we can go and speak freely. I don't want the fucking cows to win.--EVER!! So do a broadcast post with the simplest method you can come up with for donating (some of us are rancid boomers) and perhaps there are enough people here who will put their money where they put their two cents' worth in regularly.

Indeed, sometimes people need to have it pointed out in the form of being clocked in the head with it to finally pay attention.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

That singer sounds kinda like a woman. Beat sounds like something you'd hear at a primary school disco.

I can't even hear the keyboard. It's like they unplugged Russ' amp.

 

[MelloYello]

Then trannys would complain once they knew who the money was going to, and it would be shut down.

People tried the same with the Mignogna-GFM, and that one is still up.
I doubt our resident whiny faggots are any more competent than the whiny faggots on twitter.
Perhaps more persistent, but as Russell keeps proving, persistent and stupid isn't a good combination....

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Dammit Ken, you gave Nick the wrong audition tape!

Well, we actually don't have the new one, but here's a clip from Russell's band rehearsal.

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Btw, Russell, we didn't hack you and steal this video. You posted it on Instagram, you boob.

Oh God, these 9 seconds felt like 9 hours. It's difficult to watch that. Russell is just so weird and alien like.

 

[Russketeer]

I can't even hear the keyboard. It's like they unplugged Russ' amp.

It's really faint simple chords that get buried in the synth drums. Keep in mind there is no guitar or bass, so the keyboard is doing anything that isn't synth drums or vocals. The accomodations are carrying the great bulk of it.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I can't even hear the keyboard. It's like they unplugged Russ' amp.

I can hear it. He's beating the same two chords out of it, over and over.

dee dee dee dee DOO DOO DOO DOO dee dee dee dee DOO DOO DOO DOO

Those keys must be bent by now.

But yeah, it's the same uninspired, repetitive crap we've come to know and expect from Russ. Like everything else, the effort and talent from his accommodations makes it marginally music-like, but the writing is pretty bad. There's only so much the accommodations can do to polish that turd.