Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Fìddlesticks]

She's definitely not going on a cocaine bender. Cocaine would probably help her loose a bit of weight. Cake on the other hand, she will have plenty (and booz too)

I doubt she is doing grams but its London. If you dont do cocaine in the bars she would frequent then you'd be in the minority. Its blatant. She is greedy, she will stick her snout in any feed bag and cocaine is a "flashy supermodel" drug. She did the cocaine Christmas baubles with Jolene I believe. Fat coke addicts exist and coke and drink go very well. Along with having natural pain killing as a side effect and energising for her trotting in London.

But you are right she is probably on cakes and booze binge and hangover from the "British" reception those ladies from Hereford gave her.

Also. I laugh at the fact that Tess got invited and dined out in Hereford and in return she took them to London. That's a big value discrepancy in costs. Buying friends is how Tess has anyone puts up with being around her.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I'm a rancid bitch, but if Tess actually gets Covid while overseas, I don't feel sorry for her at all. Due to her size, she is obviously far more susceptible to the worst of it than nearly anyone else her age, or probably anyone else under 70. I really doubt the vax is as effective for people as fat as she is, and she's done all of this mask virtue-signaling and other Covid-scolding while traveling to Mexico, Alaska, and now the UK. In the past, she's also implied terrible things for someone who's a "mawm," e.g., if she dies young, so be it.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Beer was low in alcohol, true, but it's all they drank cos the water wasn't safe. Right up to the early Victorian era there were beer rations built into salaries and if we drank like that today, we would be royally fuuuurked up. @Cheesegirl78 would love it, seeing as she's been appointed our resident alkie. You lush, you.

Yum. Warm weak beer. Old timey people must have just been constantly farting. Poor old sacks.

his physician literally sewed his mouth shut so he could only drink small amounts. He got down to a normal size after a year or so.

POV: you’re a peasant working in the castle. Your supply of grain has some mold but you can’t afford not to eat it. You consume ergot and now you’re unknowingly tripping absolute balls when the hellishly fat monarch with his MOUTH SEWN SHUT is escorted around the corner.

she's done all of this mask virtue-signaling and other Covid-scolding while traveling to Mexico, Alaska, and now the UK.

My thoughts exactly. Last year people who got covid were sinners deserving of hell (despite hell coming to only a relatively tiny portion of them). “They must not have been socially distancing” or something blah blah blah “normal human behavior is now apostasy”.

This year? I’ve seen posts demanding that unvaxxed people be denied medical care if they fall ill with covid.

Betcha Tess won’t be half as harsh on herself tho. Her county is back on lockdown yet she’s gallivanting away in LoNdOn. Wasn’t that sinful enough before that a bunch of college kids got doxed for going to Cancun? Pretty sure she said something about it, and probably made it about how the kids were huuwhite or some shit.

 

[multiverse]

Tess uses the lady gremlin filter so she can hide her chins in the scarf



She has a sad. My guess is that she landed back in LA a few days ago but doesn't want to admit what a massive bust her UK trip was. No moddle clients; only feeders now.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

That's not her with a filter that's someone else's tikok. I wonder what made tess stop eye fucking herself for this long, you think she's sad the bri'ish were too harsh on her? She might be a narcissist but she is still insecure about her weight, comparing herself to smaller fat women like we've seen in those DMs with nick.

 

[Pink_cake]

Oh you reminded me about William Conquistador, who was so fat, that when they tried to fit his body into the largest coffin there was, he literally burst.

What an indignity for a Conquistador.

 

[multiverse]

Confirmed Tess is holed up alone, binging, watching movies.


Wonder what happened to all her new BEST MATES from Herefordshire.

 

[Flawmil]

I'm a rancid bitch, but if Tess actually gets Covid while overseas, I don't feel sorry for her at all. Due to her size, she is obviously far more susceptible to the worst of it than nearly anyone else her age, or probably anyone else under 70. I really doubt the vax is as effective for people as fat as she is, and she's done all of this mask virtue-signaling and other Covid-scolding while traveling to Mexico, Alaska, and now the UK. In the past, she's also implied terrible things for someone who's a "mawm," e.g., if she dies young, so be it.

Remember when she went full Karen on those frat boys having an outside party. She posted pics of them to shame them on Twitter and reposted other things related to shaming others for going out.

I know it’s considered the tail end of this pandemic but you can still get covid and like you said I doubt the vaccine is meant for someone her weight. Also, realistically, how many people in the world have traveled across seas to different continents since covid? Not very PC of you, Ryann.

 

[NoReturn]

bath

More comments on those photos:

"I Weigh 300 kilograms with Dr. Nazardan"
Amazing.

 

[Azovka]

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"I Weigh 300 kilograms with Dr. Nazardan"
Amazing.

The @golovukhov comment is understood as “guys, how much XP does (killing this) monster give you?”

Russian comments are always the best.

 

[Cripple]

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"I Weigh 300 kilograms with Dr. Nazardan"
Amazing.

"Enough lard for all of Ukraine."

Ukrainians might be my favorite nationality now.

 

[multiverse]

It has been three days since Ryann has made a post; she hasn't made a Story that isn't a repost during that time either.

She hasn't tweeted in over a week



Somethings off; let's hope a river of milk is just around the corner.

 

[Constellationzero]

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"I Weigh 300 kilograms with Dr. Nazardan"
Amazing.

Reminds me of other names they could use for the show.

* How We All Doin'?
* Who giva you da fass fud?
* I Need You to Lose Tirdy Pound in Tree Munt.
* Peessa is Not Part of You Diet When You Seven Hunnred Poun.'

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

It has been three days since Ryann has made a post; she hasn't made a Story that isn't a repost during that time either.

She hasn't tweeted in over a week
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Somethings off; let's hope a river of milk is just around the corner.

Maybe Lord Beetus came in with a bang. Or she has gout. She would never admit to it tho.

 

[multiverse]

Maybe Lord Beetus came in with a bang. Or she has gout. She would never admit to it tho.

Whatever has happened, it must be a big ego blow to have her under cover for days. Did something happen in London? Did she make it back to LA? Has her feeder stopped paying her rent? Does she have the coof?

 

[Cripple]

It has been three days since Ryann has made a post; she hasn't made a Story that isn't a repost during that time either.

She hasn't tweeted in over a week
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Somethings off; let's hope a river of milk is just around the corner.

Maybe some of ya'll just won the death pool. I mean who would be checking in on her? The hotel staff maybe?

 

[multiverse]

Maybe some of ya'll just won the death pool. I mean who would be checking in on her? The hotel staff maybe?

She did a repost of something dumb on her Stories earlier this morning so she's likely alive. Just not showing her face.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Whatever has happened, it must be a big ego blow to have her under cover for days. Did something happen in London? Did she make it back to LA? Has her feeder stopped paying her rent? Does she have the coof?

Well, I have a very hard time believing that she traveled all the way to Britbongland in the midst of a pandemic just to gallivant drunkenly around Hertfordshire and stuff herself with the finest greasy pub chow on offer.

I think she went there in the hope she could get back in touch with her old contacts in London, and get paid work lined up—and it didn't happen. I'm going to guess that nobody of any importance was willing to make time to hang out with her, much less offer her work.

She did not spend all that time, exertion, and money just to hang out in the countryside on the cheap with a bunch of fat nobodies, and there's nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise. She went with the intention of re-igniting her career in London and being invited back on somebody else's dime, while having the chance to post lots of Insta stories about hanging with her cool London "friends" who had missed her so much. Yet apparently none of them offered to put her up, or take her out, much less book her for future gigs.

Whatever her real purpose for the trip, it was a huge failure, and she's now home, lying low for a bit while nursing a massive narcissistic injury. She'll be back posting as normal in a couple of days, but for now she's deep in the sulks.

 

[multiverse]

Well, I have a very hard time believing that she traveled all the way to Britbongland in the midst of a pandemic just to gallivant drunkenly around Hertfordshire and stuff herself with the finest greasy pub chow on offer.

I think she went there in the hope she could get back in touch with her old contacts in London, and get paid work lined up—and it didn't happen. I'm going to guess that nobody of any importance was willing to make time to hang out with her, much less offer her work.

She did not spend all that time, exertion, and money just to hang out in the countryside on the cheap with a bunch of fat nobodies, and there's nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise. She went with the intention of re-igniting her career in London and being invited back on somebody else's dime, while having the chance to post lots of Insta stories about hanging with her cool London "friends" who had missed her so much. Yet apparently none of them offered to put her up, or take her out, much less book her for future gigs.

Whatever her real purpose for the trip, it was a huge failure, and she's now home, lying low for a bit while nursing a massive narcissistic injury. She'll be back posting as normal in a couple of days, but for now she's deep in the sulks.

She may have tried to swallow her pride and approach Milk Model Management to take her back: they were her one and only agency, and the ones who got her tons of work for a ~3 years.

Being a dumb narc, she shit talked them after they dropped her and made a big stink about how she was too great for them. And being a dumb narc, Tess would believe that this could be resolved by her waltzing into their London HQ for a visit and they'd beg to get her back... and in reality, she'd be told she needs to book an appointment in advance, and everyone is quite busy right now thank you very much, have a nice day, ta.

This level of narcissistic injury would certainly cause the current retreat. She's posting old, ass kissing stories about her former personal pilates coach. Probably hoping for some freebies.



Like most fats, Tess thinks if she just works out a couple of times she'll immediately drop 100 pounds forever while being able to eat anything she wants, and then all the men and agents will want her.

 

[melty]

Oh really? Sora's your bff now, Tess? How often do you hang out outside of the sessions you pay for?