DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DeeTracktor]

Why the fuck does he still spend an hour talking about his schedule like if anyone is going to remember all this shit and not just look at his Twitter schedule...?

So people know when to give him money. He is not making enough to satisfy his addictions lately so he is giving people the opportunity to give Phil money by posting the schedules of all time times he will be online asking for money so you know when to give him money before you tune in and listen to Phil beg for money after reading his money begging schedule

TLDR he wants money

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

And this is where I clock for another week or two.... this guy is just straight boring even when the King of Drama goes at him.

Why the fuck does he still spend an hour talking about his schedule like if anyone is going to remember all this shit and not just look at his Twitter schedule...? Or maybe this is him just trying to stroke his ego by continually telling people useless information for hours just for him to think he's important.

I don't know. But I can't take anymore.

He can't fight the "King of Drama" because Keem will go through the banks leaks and shut his snout up.

Sure he is boring as piss when he ignores it but it's Phil's only tactic he has left.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

And this is where I clock for another week or two.... this guy is just straight boring even when the King of Drama goes at him.

Why the fuck does he still spend an hour talking about his schedule like if anyone is going to remember all this shit and not just look at his Twitter schedule...? Or maybe this is him just trying to stroke his ego by continually telling people useless information for hours just for him to think he's important.

I don't know. But I can't take anymore.

It's best to not overthink things with Phil.
He talks because he loves the sound of his own voice. Simple as that.

 

[Fragarach]

$300 tip, $500 tip, it doesn't matter. That money's gone before the day's end and he'll be back to begging the next day. Sadly he still owes that $1,500 (*cough* BULLSHIT) and after that $300 tip he needs $1,400 to pay his bill so please tip if you can, he gets those right away. Sound good?

I think some of Phil's whales still tip thinking they're owning us but after the leaks, I don't think anybody really cares that Phil gets these tips because we know where that money's going. You're out $300, Phil gets a new addition to his roster and DoorDash and the begging will continue forever. Money well spent I guess.

 

[capefear56]

Poor Phil. Can't refuse money, can't be seen being bought either. Must suck, having to have it both ways every time.

Phil simply doesn't attract people with real money, this is well-established. OIC is his best whale, and he isn't legit rich, just wasteful with his money.

We don't know that. Some people inherit a fuck ton of money from their parents/grandparents. Some rich people are just legitimately twisted, evil bastards (look at the girl who leaked the Chris Chan stuff). I wouldn't be quick to place all rich people on some kind of moral pedestal, or assume that they don't have some loose screws or that they only earned that money through merit/ability.

 

[PutridElephant]

There is some personal stuff I guess I can discuss...

[edit] Reminded us that he was legally told not to talk about it.
[edit][edit] talking about the "identity theft" Just admitted he didn't catch the breach right away.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Massive victim segment to get the zombie Hogan money

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

$300 tip, $500 tip, it doesn't matter. That money's gone before the day's end and he'll be back to begging the next day. Sadly he still owes that $1,500 (*cough* BULLSHIT) and after that $300 tip he needs $1,400 to pay his bill so please tip if you can, he gets those right away. Sound good?

I think some of Phil's whales still tip thinking they're owning us but after the leaks, I don't think anybody really cares that Phil gets these tips because we know where that money's going. You're out $300, Phil gets a new addition to his roster and DoorDash and the begging will continue forever. Money well spent I guess.

I think the constant begging has got bad and will never stop, and it eats into his own content. People just get fed up with the lies and his constant need of money for 30 minutes every week because we all know: It's bullshit, things never get fixed, and now we know what he's actually spending his money on.

Hard to enjoy anything from Phil nowadays when he's became so obvious lately that it takes away any sort of mystery, and more of "Oh, I was right all along and that wasn't even hard to guess."

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He is going to dress-up as authentic Italian plumber Mario for Halloween, isn't he?

 

[Sup3r]

And this is where I clock for another week or two.... this guy is just straight boring even when the King of Drama goes at him.

Why the fuck does he still spend an hour talking about his schedule like if anyone is going to remember all this shit and not just look at his Twitter schedule...? Or maybe this is him just trying to stroke his ego by continually telling people useless information for hours just for him to think he's important.

I don't know. But I can't take anymore.

Because he knows that his audience don't care at all about him. He could disappear tomorrow and no one would care. Derich would still tweet at porn stars and the whales will just move to the other lolcows. Also the longer he talks, the less he has to play the games he hates, the less he has to do.

Blaming lack of games for missing his member goal

[edit] somehow morphed into blaming Covid.

"I gotta blame somebody. Otherwise it's all my fault. Fuck that."​

I thought people loved lost judgement, he got over $1000 in one stream for it. Really most of those members, even now, are just socks created by a certain wheelchair to boost everyone's ego.
Covid helped your sorry ass Phil, in more ways than one.

DSP, the camera is on! Stop digging in your ears all the time!
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The goutee is all but fucking gone at this point, the only noticeable part of it is that awful moustache. Next time he's at Gloss Curls and Twirls he should get them to sort it out.

 

[Elbe]

Nice chill stream lol.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

TIL - you need a lawyer to close bank accounts and open new accounts as well as call companies and change your passwords. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand called out on it and has a melt down when told it's on the bank to fix the fraud..

EDIT - also he was robbed actual money cause his account was locked even though no money was actually taken. AFAIK and now it's $1500 but also $500 but caught himself and backpedaled.

Learning so much today, that lawyers you know you owe money for express services actually bill you for said service is a surprise you don't see coming. Interest, bills and late fees only exist in america not japan, no japan they let kids run wild on their own cause judgment told him so.

Planet DSP sure is an instersting place.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

We don't know that. Some people inherit a fuck ton of money from their parents/grandparents. Some rich people are just legitimately twisted, evil bastards (look at the girl who leaked the Chris Chan stuff). I wouldn't be quick to place all rich people on some kind of moral pedestal, or assume that they don't have some loose screws or that they only earned that money through merit/ability.

Except we kind of do know that he doesn't have that sort of money. OIC has repeatedly taken breaks because he doesn't have the money, he has even said that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He can't fight the "King of Drama" because Keem will go through the banks leaks and shut his snout up.

Sure he is boring as piss when he ignores it but it's Phil's only tactic he has left.

Keem should go through that and the begruptcy fraud. If anyone is going to know good expense numbers, it's going to be him.

TIL - you need a lawyer to close bank accounts and open new accounts as well as call companies and change your passwords. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand called out on it and has a melt down when told it's on the bank to fix the fraud..

Wait............this is the lie he came up with to cover the 'lawyer' lie?

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Notice how he only wants to be real and share some of his life with us, only when its money related?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Shit man, talk about the defensive distraction by that tard rage. How dare you spread the correct information that it's on the bank and how dare you get in between my money begging scheme.

 

[Lord_Point]

Guys I think we need to ease off DSP. He wants money to buy food and pay rent! Unlike 99% of this planet who only wants money to throw away on clown streamers and v tubers.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

That special k dude really rustled some jimmies there. Phil looked like he was ready to cry he got so angry lmao

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is pigsplaining the leaks and he is off to a great start. He had ''ZERO FUNDS'' except for the funds he had via paypal...

He couldnt afford to pay his bills so he had to spend $1500 on a lawyer...

He had to ''fix stuff'' and it took ages. He got most of ''the stuff'' fixed but he hired a lawyer then was hit with a bill from said lawyer for the services he employed him or her for out of the blue.

Phil has to spend £500 which was for ''important stuff'' i.e. a picture of Hulk Hogan looking like a zombie and athree burger doordash ''snack'' on sorting out fraudulant withdrawals from his account...

So in short Phil has been spending his bill money on gatcha and doordash as detailed in the leaks and is trying to double dip on his paypigs because he got hit with late fees and lawyer bill

He is claiming that the $1500 dollars he had to pay the Lawyer as stealing from him. He knows he cant say the person who hacked his info stole from him so he is mentioning ''theft'' as often as possible to gain sympathy when he hasnt said that someone has actually stolen from him. But he is actually talking about the lawyer bill he made up when drunk tweeting

This fkn guy

 

[UaineRunei]

Imagine giving a streamer $300 because someone else talked shit about him on the internet.

And to top all that, put "Anonymous" as the donator LMAO