Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Isn't that what anti-SLAPP laws are for? @AnOminous, any input on those?

Florida, Nevada, Utah, and Virginia all have them.
YES, BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND. Section 230 protects me already. BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND.

It's $5000 for a retainer and $200~$500 an hour for a lawyer to write a paper that just says "SECTION 230".

If he's labeled a vexatious litigant, then I don't have to respond. UNLESS HE FILES FROM NEVADA, WHICH HE WILL IF HE'S A VL IN UTAH.

Do you get it?

Granted, going to trial (what I'd have to do without anti-SLAPP/Section 230) is expensive! It's $75,000 instead of $5,000! BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND.
 
YES, BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND. Section 230 protects me already. BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND.

It's $5000 for a retainer and $200~$500 an hour for a lawyer to write a paper that just says "SECTION 230".

If he's labeled a vexatious litigant, then I don't have to respond. UNLESS HE FILES FROM NEVADA, WHICH HE WILL IF HE'S A VL IN UTAH.

Do you get it?
I think we've established by this point that we're not lawyers. But we are adults living on our own(presumably), so we've got the ability to help pay for lawyers. A pinned post or something about a need for increased donations to fight off lawcows would probably get a good uptick in donations, since right now nobody outside this thread knows this is that big an issue.
 
Iirc Null was the one who sunk the gofundme for Chris, since the fear was now that people would be giving money to a rapist and that all the money given so far would go to said rapist.

Hence why I said it probably wasn't helpful. I figured it was at least worth a shot.
Well yea but in terms of legal advice it's always better to get it from an actual lawyer.

In any case I feel for @Null , it's gotta be a lot of stress to have two idiots tag team you in the same year, draining funds that go a long way in Eastern Europe. Even though their arguments are lulzy, I'd be so fucking annoyed with them wasting my time and money, appealing endlessly, and it'd be hard to withstand.
 
I think we've established by this point that we're not lawyers. But we are adults living on our own(presumably), so we've got the ability to help pay for lawyers. A pinned post or something about a need for increased donations to fight off lawcows would probably get a good uptick in donations, since right now nobody outside this thread knows this is that big an issue.
I'm working on something but it's not ready. In the mean time, you can assume that the various lawyers (I have like four at the moment) who have looked at this case have exhausted ideas like 'what about anti-slapp'.

I'm sorry to be so rude but I have been dealing with this quietly for 2 years and now I'm about to fucking snap
 
YES, BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND. Section 230 protects me already. BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND.

It's $5000 for a retainer and $200~$500 an hour for a lawyer to write a paper that just says "SECTION 230".

If he's labeled a vexatious litigant, then I don't have to respond. UNLESS HE FILES FROM NEVADA, WHICH HE WILL IF HE'S A VL IN UTAH.

Do you get it?

Granted, going to trial (what I'd have to do without anti-SLAPP/Section 230) is expensive! It's $75,000 instead of $5,000! BUT I STILL HAVE TO RESPOND.
FWIW he's right- attorneys charge BUCKETS of cash for the most basic of services. I speak to clients every day who are dumbfounded they ran through their entire retainer on a few phone calls and a divorce response.

Could you set something up akin to like a honeymoon fund? and just provide it to KF members? Those aren't very tightly regulated whatsoever. Or get a burner bank acct w/ a burner phone and set up a dedicated Zelle account or something like that? I understand how tight payment processors on you, but there's got to be a similar route that just avoids the issue of 'funding kiwifarms' altogether- what you do with personal funds that your friends and supporters give you is none of your business.
 
I'm working on something but it's not ready. In the mean time, you can assume that the various lawyers (I have like four at the moment) who have looked at this case have exhausted ideas like 'what about anti-slapp'.

I'm sorry to be so rude but I have been dealing with this quietly for 2 years and now I'm about to fucking snap
Nah mate, we get it. Aside from melly russ is the biggest one of these, so anyone who's been in this thread for any length of time knows how fucking awful it is to deal with him. So long as we can help the site stay alive and piss off greer and melly, you're good to flip out every now and again.
 
I'm working on something but it's not ready. In the mean time, you can assume that the various lawyers (I have like four at the moment) who have looked at this case have exhausted ideas like 'what about anti-slapp'.

I'm sorry to be so rude but I have been dealing with this quietly for 2 years and now I'm about to fucking snap
And I apologize for bugging you with hackneyed questions.
 
FWIW he's right- attorneys charge BUCKETS of cash for the most basic of services. I speak to clients every day who are dumbfounded they ran through their entire retainer on a few phone calls and a divorce response.
And I'm very fortunate that Skordas and Hardin are both shaving my billable hours down by at least 50% because this is clearly fucking stupid bullshit obviously intended to waste my fucking time and money.

Family lawyers won't do that tho. They'll bleed you.
 
I'm working on something but it's not ready. In the mean time, you can assume that the various lawyers (I have like four at the moment) who have looked at this case have exhausted ideas like 'what about anti-slapp'.

I'm sorry to be so rude but I have been dealing with this quietly for 2 years and now I'm about to fucking snap
I'm so sorry. I wish I could do more for you than offering my measly shekels, but that's all I can do for now.

Fuck Russell Greer with a rusty chainsaw. Too bad we can't make him Lucas Werners' roommate.
 
Nah mate, we get it. Aside from melly russ is the biggest one of these, so anyone who's been in this thread for any length of time knows how fucking awful it is to deal with him. So long as we can help the site stay alive and piss off greer and melly, you're good to flip out every now and again.
Him breaking is what they want really, it's their form of revenge as a vexatious litigant. That's what they use the courts for. So even when they lose their case, they still win (in their eyes) because they have inflicted some pain upon Null and KF. It's plainly malicious and it's what gives them satisfaction to be honest.
 
Part of me calls bullshit on this but Tyra Banks is known to be a control freak and a huge narcissist...
I lost a bet with my little sister and had to read Tyra Banks YA novel in its entirety. She is absolutely a narcissist.

There is no greater window into someone's mind than a fucking novel they wrote, and I guarantee you that Modelland did not have a ghostwriter. It was clearly workshopped at some hugbox-style writing circles where they will address penny-ante writing issues but never touch structural defects, bad characters or completely batshit stupid premises, but it was 100% written by Tyra Banks. And it's a goddamn narcissistic fever dream as-filtered through the act of mindlessly and clumsily aping the only three books Tyra Banks has read.
 
I lost a bet with my little sister and had to read Tyra Banks YA novel in its entirety. She is absolutely a narcissist.

There is no greater window into someone's mind than a fucking novel they wrote, and I guarantee you that Modelland did not have a ghostwriter. It was clearly workshopped at some hugbox-style writing circles where they will address penny-ante writing issues but never touch structural defects, bad characters or completely batshit stupid premises, but it was 100% written by Tyra Banks. And it's a goddamn narcissistic fever dream as-filtered through the act of mindlessly and clumsily aping the only three books Tyra Banks has read.
Why do you think she doesn't really model anymore, while Naomi Campbell still gets shitloads of work? Even though Naomi is a phone-thrower of the highest caliber?
 
And I'm very fortunate that Skordas and Hardin are both shaving my billable hours down by at least 50% because this is clearly fucking stupid bullshit obviously intended to waste my fucking time and money.

Family lawyers won't do that tho. They'll bleed you.
you're very fortunate in that regard. In my experience family attorneys are so sick of the drama they won't even take billable calls because they're so fucking jaded. Plenty of them will charge a flat $1500 for a divorce just to get people in and then all the way out of the door. it's the defamation/personal injury/civil attorneys that are ripping people to shreds all day ime.
 
There is no simple method. This page explains it:

There may be a way to use a legal crowd fund system set up by the lawyers. I'll have to look at how it works.
Please do. If I could simply enter my card info and send you $20-$50 for legal expenses I would do it in a heartbeat. Hell, PM me a mailing address and I'll drop a $50 bill in an envelope and send it to you today. Yet I am far to lazy and/or impatient to jump through hoops for something that should be automatic, the assholeishness of PayPal etc. pisses me off so much.
 
Nah mate, we get it. Aside from melly russ is the biggest one of these, so anyone who's been in this thread for any length of time knows how fucking awful it is to deal with him.
I think Russ' legal saga is nearing his end. If you observe his modus operandi he gives up after some time. He gave up on Swift, he gave up on Grande, he'll give up on Josh. Just a speculation but I think his ego is much more fragile and when he's publicly humiliated in court he buries the memory of it, pretends it never happened and direct his malice to another target. Mel on the other hand is nothing but persistent - she's too crazy to realize that she's wrong and she enjoys the fight anyway even if she loses all the time. In the long term she's much more dangerous than Russhole.
 
I think Russ' legal saga is nearing his end. If you observe his modus operandi he gives up after some time. He gave up on Swift, he gave up on Grande, he'll give up on Josh. Just a speculation but I think his ego is much more fragile and when he's publicly humiliated in court he buries the memory of it, pretends it never happened and direct his malice to another target. Mel on the other hand is nothing but persistent - she's too crazy to realize that she's wrong and she enjoys the fight anyway even if she loses all the time. In the long term she's much more dangerous than Russhole.
Mel will eventually destroy herself. God only knows how, but one day she's going to do something that wrecks her beyond repair. Maybe it'll be having to sell off all her shit to pay Jersh's court costs, maybe it'll be threatening someone who lives near her and doesn't tolerate bitches. But it's only a matter of time. People like her don't make it to old age, they either change their mental state or someone else changes their physical state.
 
I’m five pages behind, but let me speak to the issue: donating to null.
people keep saying they’ll donate when their finances are straight, or when things perk up.

I’d like to ask: do you still pay for Jnternet? Do you buy Starbucks? Do you buy any form of entertainment? Get a hair style? New clothes? Birthday gifts? If so, consider skipping a movie or cable or a new pair of shoes-make the gift-and donate to null. This forum is used by a lot of us on a regular basis and null is nice enough to keep it ad-free. If you are in that group, it should be an obligation to help, IMO. If you are truly paycheck to paycheck with no luxuries, then there’s nothing you can do, but how few of us can’t afford $5.00? If every regular gave $5.00 it would add up.

I’m not wealthy, but I have bought from every merch run since I got here and I don’t wear tees and hoodies. I’ve thrown him from $20 to $100 from time to time and should do it more.

Examine your finances and decide, is it worth $20.00 to keep Kiwi farms going?

There are places here that tell you how to donate but it’s easy: get a visa gift card and send the numbers to Null. Open coinbase and get crypto and transfer it, my grandpa can do it. Or look for the threads that tell you how best to help.

We love Kiwi Farms and where are we going to freely laugh at cows if it goes away? Be TRUE and HONEST and help.
 
That's for an uncontested divorce.
Sometimes- I see uncontested go for closer to $750-$1000 these days. Most people who get uncontested divorces are just going the DIY route these days, which is much, MUCH cheaper.

Of course, if it's going to be a several-month court battle they charge more than $1500, but usually, all it takes is one consultation to know how rough the divorce is going to be.
 
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