Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%

  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%
  • Total voters
    765
How are they going to fund their doordash price increase if they rarely post!
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juli is on a muh mentals healths break on patreon, be understanding! Wonder if she has lost patreon followers. I am a judy valentin autist as she gives those chin whoppers a run for their $$.

Anyway, a few days ago, coco had IG stories about journalling while sitting on her porch. She enjoyed having "docile" (her words) yellow jacket bees land on her.
 
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merwitchpigRude said:
juli is on a muh mentals healths break on patreon, be understanding! Wonder if she has lost patreon followers. I am a judy valentin autist as she gives those chin whoppers a run for their $$.

Anyway, a few days ago, coco had IG stories about journalling while sitting on her porch. She enjoyed having "docile" (her words) yellow jacket bees land on her.
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Lol, this time next year, C and J are probably going to be overrun with wasps, mice, termites, spiders, squirrels, maybe even birds, bats, raccoons, or possums. They don't know the first thing about home maintenance and that pests and vermin are not cute inside your house and need to be addressed ASAP.
 
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merwitchpigRude said:
juli is on a muh mentals healths break on patreon, be understanding! Wonder if she has lost patreon followers. I am a judy valentin autist as she gives those chin whoppers a run for their $$.

Anyway, a few days ago, coco had IG stories about journalling while sitting on her porch. She enjoyed having "docile" (her words) yellow jacket bees land on her.
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They probably were enjoying sugar by osmosis and in a lull.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
They both look like shit. Not just aesthetically. Corissa especially looks like she is on death's door. Not that J looks any healthier, but holy shit, Corissa just looks really sick to me.

I always assumed J would kick the bucket first, but I'm not so sure about that anymore.
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Ya know, I used to think Corissa was the one dragging JULIANA down and egging on her self-destruction (back in the days when I still thought JULIANA was a far more sympathetic character than she has turned out to be).

But to look at Corissa now, and how severe and undeniable her physical decline has been (especially in the last year and a half), the question, "Who's enabling who?" comes to mind.

The truth is, it's a folie à deux, with each of them cheering each other on to sickness, disability and premature death. They can waddle out to the field behind their house and take all the clichéd sunset hand-holding selfies together they like, but there is some seriously dark, creepy shit going on there—an unstated mutual suicide pact. I agree that it looks like JULIANA might just outlive Corissa after all, because it's almost a shock to see how wrecked Corissa is looking these days.

As a side note, I guess there's no shower in that house Corissa can fit into, because good lord, look at that matted, filthy hair; I can practically smell it through the internet. Yikes.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
They both look like shit. Not just aesthetically. Corissa especially looks like she is on death's door. Not that J looks any healthier, but holy shit, Corissa just looks really sick to me.
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I was thinking the same. For the last few months at least, Corissa has been getting worse looking. Her hair is dull and thick with grease in those pictures, and her skin looks spackled over with all the texture, rough patches, and discoloration. She looks tired and just... Like you said, on death's door.

JULIANA looks just as unwell as she always does, but I'm never not completely disgusted by her shape. Just the size and shape of those forearms versus her stubby hands sets off visceral disgust alarms.

I can't help but feel they bought the house they're going to perish in.
 
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Corissa the Privileged has so many opportunities at her disposal to get healthy. You know if she wanted to, this "treat yo' self" bitch would find a way to get sponsored by a prepared portion-controlled meal delivery service, hire a personal trainer or attend private weight-loss-oriented power yoga classes, see an RD about aggressively managing her diabetes.

But no. She's going to cripple herself and then die before 50 because of stubbornness and a Dr Pepper addiction. It's absolutely pathetic.

Also, I don't think this was posted back in May, but Corissa is dumb as a fucking petrified stump:
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Corissa the Privileged has so many opportunities at her disposal to get healthy. You know if she wanted to, this "treat yo' self" bitch would find a way to get sponsored by a prepared portion-controlled meal delivery service, hire a personal trainer or attend private weight-loss-oriented power yoga classes, see an RD about aggressively managing her diabetes.

But no. She's going to cripple herself and then die before 50 because of stubbornness and a Dr Pepper addiction. It's absolutely pathetic.

Also, I don't think this was posted back in May, but Corissa is dumb as a fucking petrified stump:
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Holy fuck. Why would she even admit to being this fucking ignorant, unless she believes it's totally normal to be this profoundly, shamefully uneducated?

And I don't believe she's joking, here; being a Narc, she doesn't have a sense of humor about herself that would allow her to do that.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
Corissa the Privileged has so many opportunities at her disposal to get healthy. You know if she wanted to, this "treat yo' self" bitch would find a way to get sponsored by a prepared portion-controlled meal delivery service, hire a personal trainer or attend private weight-loss-oriented power yoga classes, see an RD about aggressively managing her diabetes.

But no. She's going to cripple herself and then die before 50 because of stubbornness and a Dr Pepper addiction. It's absolutely pathetic.

Also, I don't think this was posted back in May, but Corissa is dumb as a fucking petrified stump:
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God, and I thought J was a moron for her constant spelling issues and inability to use an apostrophe when necessary. This bitch thinks DC is in fucking Rhode Island and yet she acts like her opinion about anything matters :story:
 
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Somewhere there is a 5th grade social studies teacher who should hang her head in shame. How can you not know where the capital of your own country is? How is it possible to graduate high school without knowing that?

I knew they weren't the brightest bulbs, but wow. She is so self-absorbed that nothing -- not even basic facts about your own country -- is important enough to waste precious Corissa time on. I bet she can map out -- by memory -- every restaurant within a 50 mile radius, though.
 
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Why the fuck would she think Connecticut and Vermont are that big anyway? If that’s the case then where are New York and Pennsylvania in this fuckery? She also went to Georgia with JULIANA before this trip. Did she think Florida was where Georgia is or…? This isn’t learning where things are in a new country, it’s your fucking home, Corissa!

I learned the states and capitals in fucking Kindergarten. Fucking children that just left preschool know more about the United States than this almost 40 year old woman.

Just further shows just how fucking dumb as rocks Corissa is. That theory I have where she just bought the first search result on Zillow is really checking out now. How’s that bathroom?
 
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