Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I suggest Based (pronounced "BASE ed") Francine Ralph-Pantsu-Vickers.

 

[Christorian X]

Adrienne Shannon Moon

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm personally hoping she gives it an animu name. She won't have the guts to do it, I bet.

Come on Mandy, name your Ralphababy after the loli chara that you jill off to the most.

Hayase Nagatoro Ralph

 

[Meckhlorde]

[The Guned Horse] is probably going to name the girl Sandra since big boy Ralph very much so misses those saggy titties.

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

he should irl stream the birth too with tts and media

May: *Pained labor noises*
Ralph: Thanks to cuntfucker666 in the chat for the dono! Uuuuuhm, let's see here, uh, well, nignog69 in the chat says, "I hope the thing dies during the birth", yeah, well I'm sorry to tell ya this, but the Ralphamale don't miss baby! My daughter's comin' out fine! *Slaps May's stomach*
May: *Exasperated wheeze*

 

[Kup]

May: *Pained labor noises*
Ralph: Thanks to cuntfucker666 in the chat for the dono! Uuuuuhm, let's see here, uh, well, nignog69 in the chat says, "I hope the thing dies during the birth", yeah, well I'm sorry to tell ya this, but the Ralphamale don't miss baby! My daughter's comin' out fine! *Slaps May's stomach*
May: *Exasperated wheeze*

“May, Butters just donated 500$ for me to “put the baby back in and for you to pop it out, this time on camera.” You up for it?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Adrienne Shannon Moon

Yes the most faithful manservant should get the honours of having Ralph’s daughter named after him

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Credit where credit is due, this looks decent, the ony faggy critique I have is those seeds shouldn't really be there.


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Let's compare this to an all-time classic: DSP's True and Honest Italian Meatball Sauce

May: retard with a retarded partner, l*licon, filthy kitchen, bought the meatballs, made the sauce but it's full of seeds
DSP: retard with a retarded partner, 100% not attracted to 2D character because he has a wife dood, pristine kitchen, made the meatballs and the sauce, had enough decency to avoid having a child

Sghetti with meatballs is nigger tier btw, for this and the reasons above DSP wins in my book

 

[Spergichu]

Sghetti with meatballs is nigger tier btw, for this and the reasons above DSP wins in my book

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone knows they can't have meatballs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

made the sauce but it's full of seeds

She didn’t make the sauce and those aren’t tomato seeds, they’re dehydrated red pepper seeds like every dive pizza joint keeps on the tables. Looks like jarred Prego, not even a nice sauce like Rao’s.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Crayon "Shin-chan" Ralph

 

[PaladinBoo]

what names would they pick?

If they were "True and Honest" "Christ is Kang" Christians they go with a biblical name like maybe Sarah or Hannah but no, May is going to go with a cringey anime name and Ralph could give less of a shit as his reroll isn't the boy that he wanted so bad.

 

[Thomas Highway]

If they were "True and Honest" "Christ is Kang" Christians they go with a biblical name like maybe Sarah or Hannah but no, May is going to go with a cringey anime name and Ralph could give less of a shit as his reroll isn't the boy that he wanted so bad.

They view traditional family structures as a meme to exploit.

They are white trash.

 

[Kup]

If they were "True and Honest" "Christ is Kang" Christians they go with a biblical name like maybe Sarah or Hannah but no, May is going to go with a cringey anime name and Ralph could give less of a shit as his reroll isn't the boy that he wanted so bad.

“Goblina Slay, Shannon, Ralph”

Poor poor girl, two first names for peak white trash.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If they were "True and Honest" "Christ is Kang" Christians they go with a biblical name like maybe Sarah or Hannah but no, May is going to go with a cringey anime name and Ralph could give less of a shit as his reroll isn't the boy that he wanted so bad.

Sandra “Sandy” Vagina would be a sweet tribute to Ralph’s mom and his downfall.

 

[PaladinBoo]

“Goblina Slay, Shannon, Ralph”

Poor poor girl.

LOL! As if Gaytor would get the honor of having his name be the Demon Baby 2.0's middle name.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If they were "True and Honest" "Christ is Kang" Christians they go with a biblical name like maybe Sarah or Hannah but no, May is going to go with a cringey anime name and Ralph could give less of a shit as his reroll isn't the boy that he wanted so bad.

Rachel is another biblical name if they want to go full Jew with Mays likely Jewish heritage. After all being genetically a Jew is passed down maternal line

 

[AltisticRight]

Rachel is another biblical name if they want to go full Jew with Mays likely Jewish heritage. After all being genetically a Jew is passed down maternal line

Abigail Jessu Sandra Morris.

 

[Pomniman]

Abigail Jessu Sandra Morris.

Soph too, don't forget her.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Nora Soph Ralph.