Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

Yeah I wonder that when I see the fucktons of pumpkin tentacle rape art round this time of year.
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It only gets worse with Furries and Foodsex. Here a couple of Fursuiters try to have sex with a pumpkin. D:
Where is Michael Myers when you need him? >.<
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Is it normal to feel sorry for a pumpkin? A farmer has worked hard for the thing to grow and eventually make its way to a dining table but it instead gets wasted on perversion.

After being used to the 'normal' perversions, they demanded a higher dose.
Why moderate your porn usage when you can just beat your meat every second of the day?
 
Yeah meth used to be the drug that truckers and housewives used to stay up for long hours. Now it's the drug of choice for queer dudes and black people now.
Given how easy it is for people to be diagnosed with it via online clinics, I believe a lot of furries are getting diagnosed with ADHD for easy access to stimulants. Watched a personal cow make art of their fursona snorting crushed meds and talking about partying with it before the diagnoses spread through their cliques like fire... alongside Adderall prescriptions. Total coincidence that they are all also alcoholics and sex addicts.
 
Given how easy it is for people to be diagnosed with it via online clinics, I believe a lot of furries are getting diagnosed with ADHD for easy access to stimulants. Watched a personal cow make art of their fursona snorting crushed meds and talking about partying with it before the diagnoses spread through their cliques like fire... alongside Adderall prescriptions. Total coincidence that they are all also alcoholics and sex addicts.
I swear, the real-life part of the fandom is just something short of a frat jock community for nerds. They only care and live for parties, at which they do drugs, get drunk, and rape minors, for them to go home, whine about post-con blues and then jerk off on voice with their friends, posting thirsty fursuit pictures every friday until they get to the next con.

I've lost track of what the 'real' fandom is anymore. There are hormonal teens playing games and buying art, people with jobs who go to cons in fursuit and have real-life meetups but are otherwise capable adults, and then those who don't care how far they fall as long as they can go to furcons and fuck their bros in the meantime.

And in the midst of it all, doe-eyed manchildren who go "Omg I love the fandom! ❤" on both porn and furcon pictures, having zero personality and way too much income, whom are likely the ones normal people bump into when they google anything furry, leading to this idea that it's not a colossal sexpest community.
 
I swear, the real-life part of the fandom is just something short of a frat jock community for nerds. They only care and live for parties, at which they do drugs, get drunk, and rape minors, for them to go home, whine about post-con blues and then jerk off on voice with their friends, posting thirsty fursuit pictures every friday until they get to the next con.

I've lost track of what the 'real' fandom is anymore. There are hormonal teens playing games and buying art, people with jobs who go to cons in fursuit and have real-life meetups but are otherwise capable adults, and then those who don't care how far they fall as long as they can go to furcons and fuck their bros in the meantime.

And in the midst of it all, doe-eyed manchildren who go "Omg I love the fandom! ❤" on both porn and furcon pictures, having zero personality and way too much income, whom are likely the ones normal people bump into when they google anything furry, leading to this idea that it's not a colossal sexpest community.
You're making this sound like way more fun than it probably is.
 
I've lost track of what the 'real' fandom is anymore.
That is what the "real" fandom is and always was. Some con hotels (AC, west coast cons) even have LEOs that look through people's computers if they're on the hotel wifi and numerous CP arrests have occurred from that. The hotels have been doing it for a long time, at least since the turn of the millennium.
 
That is what the "real" fandom is and always was. Some con hotels (AC, west coast cons) even have LEOs that look through people's computers if they're on the hotel wifi and numerous CP arrests have occurred from that. The hotels have been doing it for a long time, at least since the turn of the millennium.
I don’t believe that, half of the fandom would be in jail ten years ago if it were true.
No one is paying some rookie cop to go through 5,000 plus peoples WiFi to try and find the kiddie diddlers that they can actually nail without the “techthnically ithsa cawrtoon” bullshit.
 
That is what the "real" fandom is and always was. Some con hotels (AC, west coast cons) even have LEOs that look through people's computers if they're on the hotel wifi and numerous CP arrests have occurred from that. The hotels have been doing it for a long time, at least since the turn of the millennium.
Most of the reasons why Leo's are at the hotels is to deal with drunk exceptional people. While they might have the right to look through child porn most hotels especially the nice ones don't have a dedicated police officer for that. Most times police officers are too busy wrangling tards and drunkard's and busy chasing off homeless bums and crackheads.
It gets a lot less fun when you realize that in order to partake you have to stick your dick in furfags.

Remember, kids: not every hole is a goal.
I mean we say that now but when you're horny and 22 every hole is a goal to quote our favorite heroin using artist shadman.
I swear, the real-life part of the fandom is just something short of a frat jock community for nerds. They only care and live for parties, at which they do drugs, get drunk, and rape minors, for them to go home, whine about post-con blues and then jerk off on voice with their friends, posting thirsty fursuit pictures every friday until they get to the next con.

I've lost track of what the 'real' fandom is anymore. There are hormonal teens playing games and buying art, people with jobs who go to cons in fursuit and have real-life meetups but are otherwise capable adults, and then those who don't care how far they fall as long as they can go to furcons and fuck their bros in the meantime.

And in the midst of it all, doe-eyed manchildren who go "Omg I love the fandom! ❤" on both porn and furcon pictures, having zero personality and way too much income, whom are likely the ones normal people bump into when they google anything furry, leading to this idea that it's not a colossal sexpest community.
Yeah the fun part was being a frat partyesqe for horny and gay geeks to have fun. While there is fun to be had with that part what the horny frat sexpests have turned into are horny troon sex pests who suck the life out of the party unless they're so fucked up on drugs they're having fun.

While sexpests are a problem before at least they weren't trooned out and usually remembered this as the "gay" frat dude stage of their life before they married the first roastie and got stuck with a couple of crotch goblins. The current age of sex pests is even more well disgusting as they're all troons or child molesters in disguise.
@JethroTullamore I don't think hotels have dedicated police officers who browse through people's computers looking for CP. Anyone who thinks that is buying into some tall tale told to them by some autist online.
 
The Reno fur con venue might be mobbed up.

I'd rather fuck with the Reno cops than Vinnie, the head of food and beverage.
The mob is all corporatized now days. Most mob families get their money laundered through NGOs. Though it's probably a safe bet to guess Reno PD may have connections to Irish, Italian, or white surpremacist gangs.

Also update on the con free fur all.
Allegedly a Doxx was spread around on Peacewolf.

Hmmm anyone got bets on what might happen next.
 

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The mob is all corporatized now days. Most mob families get their money laundered through NGOs. Though it's probably a safe bet to guess Reno PD may have connections to Irish, Italian, or white surpremacist gangs.
The was an old rumour (it would be from 2017 or 2018) I remember hearing that apparently quite a few fur cons would end up getting mob cash injections as a money laundering scheme, pass some money through the con as ticket sales or selling ghost vendor booths, they write out some cheques as staff payments, con gets a bunch of their expenses covered in return type arrangements. If its true I would assume only the more established and stable cons would be involved. Apparently people don't watch the cons too closely.
 
Pizza furfag is having a whinge over being called a popufur.
Dafuq is a "popufur?" I don't want that in my search history.

Super late, so apologies if someone already brought this up:
These are all sex-thirsty furfags in close quarters, that much is clear. So why didn't they just fuck each other instead of performing bukkake on a pizza?
Oh I'm sure they did. Then once all their asses were too sore to continue, they decided to be edgy and collectively spunk on the pizza.
 
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