Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

GunnlaugurSassoon said:
so I did some Googling and watching of videos, and reading old reddit posts. These videos especially:


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Evidently, this girl he stalked in High School was in a beauty pageant (someone said it was a Hooters pageant) in which she was contestant #4 wearing a green dress, and her friend was #3 in a black dress. 4 shows that his magic is working because the hospital he was born in had a 4 on it, and cars have four wheels. And football games have four quarters. And basketball games have four quarters. This girl started dating a guy from Wyoming to make Cobes jealous, because that's where he's from.

Cobes then says the boyfriend is "built similar to [him]". GothickingOpra on reddit posted a picture of the guy, who happens to be a marine and racecar driver, with the face changed for his anonymity. This is him:

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There's some other stuff but people reference videos I've yet to find, where he apparently talks about how she blocked him on facebook and he kept making alts to apologize to her "for sexually harassing her" and was planning on showing up at her house but was stopped by Clint. But again, no videos to verify.

Ngl, as hilarious as this deep lore has been to catch up on, it's pretty damn creepy even for Josh
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
so I did some Googling and watching of videos, and reading old reddit posts. These videos especially:


and


Evidently, this girl he stalked in High School was in a beauty pageant (someone said it was a Hooters pageant) in which she was contestant #4 wearing a green dress, and her friend was #3 in a black dress. 4 shows that his magic is working because the hospital he was born in had a 4 on it, and cars have four wheels. And football games have four quarters. And basketball games have four quarters. This girl started dating a guy from Wyoming to make Cobes jealous, because that's where he's from.

Cobes then says the boyfriend is "built similar to [him]". GothickingOpra on reddit posted a picture of the guy, who happens to be a marine and racecar driver, with the face changed for his anonymity. This is him:

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There's some other stuff but people reference videos I've yet to find, where he apparently talks about how she blocked him on facebook and he kept making alts to apologize to her "for sexually harassing her" and was planning on showing up at her house but was stopped by Clint. But again, no videos to verify.

Ngl, as hilarious as this deep lore has been to catch up on, it's pretty damn creepy even for Josh lmao
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We're not all born knowing how to use the internet toobz. Seriously though nice work cobro, I was still scanning old videos and got sidetracked.
 
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Cobes getting tipsy on a Fireball Mango Corona drink combo looking extra regarded.
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Edit: new spill
 
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Has Cobes ever drank Fireball before? Don't ever recall. Didn't know our sexy goth badboy had such a basic bitch hiding within him!
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
so I did some Googling and watching of videos, and reading old reddit posts. These videos especially:


and


Evidently, this girl he stalked in High School was in a beauty pageant (someone said it was a Hooters pageant) in which she was contestant #4 wearing a green dress, and her friend was #3 in a black dress. 4 shows that his magic is working because the hospital he was born in had a 4 on it, and cars have four wheels. And football games have four quarters. And basketball games have four quarters. This girl started dating a guy from Wyoming to make Cobes jealous, because that's where he's from.

Cobes then says the boyfriend is "built similar to [him]". GothickingOpra on reddit posted a picture of the guy, who happens to be a marine and racecar driver, with the face changed for his anonymity. This is him:

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There's some other stuff but people reference videos I've yet to find, where he apparently talks about how she blocked him on facebook and he kept making alts to apologize to her "for sexually harassing her" and was planning on showing up at her house but was stopped by Clint. But again, no videos to verify.

Ngl, as hilarious as this deep lore has been to catch up on, it's pretty damn creepy even for Josh lmao
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It's a little bit more understandable now why homedad Clint told him that Alisha died.
Happy birthday Kelly Osborne, he's a fan of her dad's music. Keep on rocking in the free world. TWU.
Seizure is doing a Halloween stream too:
 
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wyleanda said:
Does this dude not know how to check his receipt on what he orders? Like even doordash keeps them on their app...
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He’s obsessed with his food orders, drink combos, and cobra cooking creations. They bring so much joy to his little boglim brain his reward center is firing all circuits. When he’s in boglim brain mode he fixates on his food and that’s all his brain can compute. Leading to extreme repetition.
 
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ConsoleWarVet said:
I never catch the stream but the archives go on Odyssey. Someone's been posting them on YouTube too but the channel got deleted somewhat recently so they've been uploading a bunch of older clips so I'm not sure how up to date it is.
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Odysee?

Mad at the Internet – Don't get mad, let me do it for you.

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Queen Of The Harpies said:
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I cast a circle of plenty on you guys, to end your dry spells. Be it now, or in the future, so mote it be!
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(Also small circle of protection for Josh against possessed lathe tools)

Edit: Today it occured to me, that GKCJFS is bascially the boglim bachelor version of "The Osbournes". Cobes is almost as fucked up as Ozzy was in the show.
 
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Thomas Highway said:
Can you provide more backstory here?
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The pedo might not but I will. kladklad was one of the reddit mods who also owned a very large archive of cobra content, he and Oprah hated each other, as everyone seems to with Oprah. Oprah eventually won out and kladklad was removed and then removed the entire archive in retaliation.

muse gets a hard cock over knowing things about people, or thinking he does (and also kids apparently). His problem here however is that I only exist on here and on a number of alt-accounts across various discords to monitor the co-cows of the cobraverse so he is trying to figure out who 'I' am.

Thankfully his good buds bitesize and oprah feed him just enough bullshit to keep him thinking he knows what is going on.
 
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Games said:
I was always under the impression a lot of people in those circles hate Bitesize.
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look at who he 'features' on his channel: oprah/cobes/bitesize/mama/exhumed if you don't think these chucklefucks are all in on it together then you're delusional

in fact i think that a lot of these 'new' cobes tubers are making them seethe even more because they're not part of the 'old guard'
 
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Generic Retard said:
I cast a circle of plenty on you guys, to end your dry spells. Be it now, or in the future, so mote it be!
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(Also small circle of protection for Josh against possessed lathe tools)

Edit: Today it occured to me, that GKCJFS is bascially the boglim bachelor version of "The Osbournes". Cobes is almost as fucked up as Ozzy was in the show.
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So mote it be in the witches circle
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
It's a little bit more understandable now why homedad Clint told him that Alisha died.
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I just don't understand how it actually worked. Granted, retard, but he was clearly all over her shit while she "was alive" and he's had numerous different facebooks over the years that I find it hard to believe she had all of them blocked. He just heard she died and that was it, bitch was gone. The Discord found her in like 5 minutes, but he couldn't for years.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I just don't understand how it actually worked. Granted, exceptional individual, but he was clearly all over her shit while she "was alive" and he's had numerous different facebooks over the years that I find it hard to believe she had all of them blocked. He just heard she died and that was it, bitch was gone. The Discord found her in like 5 minutes, but he couldn't for years.
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I assumed he just stopped trying to contact her and switched to wanking to her photos and writing songs about her instead. It's still a bizarre thing for Clint to have said though
 
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