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AckedyAckTheThird said:
I still can't believe he's proud of that "Thriller remix" at the end of Alan Wake's hateful truth part 2. If being a youtuber/entertainer was my actual job and this was the best I could come up with in terms of content, I'd fucking kill myself. Sings like shit, not even rhyming lyrics and this would all be forgiven if these were thrown out the window to be able to make it funny in any way. But it's not. It's really, really not. Deepthroat this, suck that, blue balls, "you skanky bitch, I'll fucking kill you", "blow away his stupid ass until he's fucking dead". Who the fuck ever thought this was funny? I know it was 10 years ago, but unless the average IQ of mankind has jumped up 30 points in the last 10 years, he has always attracted actual retards.
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Ironically, this is the exact kind of music Chris Chan made
 
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AckedyAckTheThird said:
I still can't believe he's proud of that "Thriller remix" at the end of Alan Wake's hateful truth part 2. If being a youtuber/entertainer was my actual job and this was the best I could come up with in terms of content, I'd fucking kill myself. Sings like shit, not even rhyming lyrics and this would all be forgiven if these were thrown out the window to be able to make it funny in any way. But it's not. It's really, really not. Deepthroat this, suck that, blue balls, "you skanky bitch, I'll fucking kill you", "blow away his stupid ass until he's fucking dead". Who the fuck ever thought this was funny? I know it was 10 years ago, but unless the average IQ of mankind has jumped up 30 points in the last 10 years, he has always attracted actual retards.
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All of his songs and his jokes in general are really cringe early 2000s middle school shit. He's extremely stunted mentally, he can't really make observational jokes about life because he has been a shut-in for the better part of a decade, and more importantly he was extremely sheltered. Good humor usually comes from stuggle, or critical observation of life's large or petty issues. Phil doesn't engage with the big issues, he literally yells at anyone in chat who brings up politics or religion, and his petty daily struggles are completely unrelatable and alien to most people. Like he tried to make a joke on Twitter comparing Facebook to people who win with lag in online games? Who the fuck is going to relate to that? So he just resorts to swearing, gross out humor, and beating/killing women, and he's not witty enough to make it funny or genuinely shocking, it's just like a kid trying desperately to look cool to his friends.

Example of Phil's totally relatable observational humor:
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Anony said:
When we let Swagginz back, and this is the only time he fed us a lie that we all knew was a lie, we were told to lie if he asked about why we were completely wiping the server before he could be let back in. I can't even remember the stupid lie we were supposed to repeat, just that the truth was Phil didn't fully trust Swagginz, so he wiped most of the server.
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"I don't really trust this guy here is a discord invite and a sword on twitch"

fucking what lol
tzgnilki said:
The halloween store dave goes to got doxed during the bank leaks and dave also mentioned his costume this year had to be special ordered, he just couldn't keep his mouth shut and had to flex how awesome his new toy is

I can only assume someone called or emailed the halloween store and asked to confirm "his" order, or what costumes they could special order
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The special order is probably him asking do you have this in my size and the store assistant being like "no but we could order it in for you"

Phil thinking he's getting the VIP treatment when the store assistant is just providing basic level of customer service.
 
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Anony said:
If you poked and prodded him on any specific issue, he'd more often get angry at the mod. In some cases, he'd outright lie to us to explain why we had to ban certain things, and then he pretended he was giving us insider secret knowledge of the situation. It was bogus as fuck.
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His paranoia truly knows no bounds, but more than that, Phil clearly doesn't over-share AND give people shit over being pressed for details because he forgets or something. He does it because the pity party is for him, and it's not supposed to come with anything he doesn't like. Same goes for everything else in his life, because his idiot mother made sure he never learned to take any bad with good.

The fact that this extends to the mods he supposedly trusts speaks fucking volumes about how self-absorbed he is.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
His paranoia truly knows no bounds, but more than that, Phil clearly doesn't over-share AND give people shit over being pressed for details because he forgets or something. He does it because the pity party is for him, and it's not supposed to come with anything he doesn't like. Same goes for everything else in his life, because his idiot mother made sure he never learned to take any bad with good.

The fact that this extends to the mods he supposedly trusts speaks fucking volumes about how self-absorbed he is.
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He just wants plausible deniability thinking it absolves him of being a shitbag.
 
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Anony said:
It was informal in that he'd tell us briefly that there was a situation, and to "be on the lookout for shitheads." We'd either already know the general story because back then, people in chat would volunteer information (people whispered me all the time and kept me filled in), or we'd know from detractor content (Madara watches Soma Julius Cruz, for instance). Anyone who didn't already know found other from other mods, not Phil himself. He trusts his mods to feel out naturally what he would or wouldn't want banned from there. If you poked and prodded him on any specific issue, he'd more often get angry at the mod.

In some cases, he'd outright lie to us to explain why we had to ban certain things, and then he pretended he was giving us insider secret knowledge of the situation. It was bogus as fuck.

He claimed that the reason Subaruman's name was being added to the chat filters was because it was the name of a big time donor who got dox'd and he wanted to protect them. He told us to be very firm with banning people talking about his wife because she had recently left an abusive relationship and she needed to heal. When we let Swagginz back, and this is the only time he fed us a lie that we all knew was a lie, we were told to lie if he asked about why we were completely wiping the server before he could be let back in. I can't even remember the stupid lie we were supposed to repeat, just that the truth was Phil didn't fully trust Swagginz, so he wiped most of the server.
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It's beyond exceptional that you did this bollocks for three years, went along with it and people here think you're based. I understand you're into weird hairy men fucking you, but Jesus Christ you took it to a level where necking yourself should be a valid option to consider.

Also on Phil's costume, I want to believe and hope he isn't stupid enough to dress as a monkey. There is no way he wouldn't do monkey noises or some awful comedy attempt where he just comes across as some insane racist in a monkey costume.
However, it's Phil so a monkey would make sense because he played that monkey ball game and he's a "retro gaymer" so Donkey Kong.
 
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AckedyAckTheThird said:
I still can't believe he's proud of that "Thriller remix" at the end of Alan Wake's hateful truth part 2. If being a youtuber/entertainer was my actual job and this was the best I could come up with in terms of content, I'd fucking kill myself. Sings like shit, not even rhyming lyrics and this would all be forgiven if these were thrown out the window to be able to make it funny in any way. But it's not. It's really, really not. Deepthroat this, suck that, blue balls, "you skanky bitch, I'll fucking kill you", "blow away his stupid ass until he's fucking dead". Who the fuck ever thought this was funny? I know it was 10 years ago, but unless the average IQ of mankind has jumped up 30 points in the last 10 years, he has always attracted actual retards.
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I guarantee that as a kid Phil was told by mama burnell that he was an amazing singer with a professional singing voice. Like any other stupid kid he internalized it and made it part of who he was, bursting into song every 5 minutes to impress his teachers/peers. While most of us grow out of being retards DSP obviously didn't. I bet even today, when he breaks out into his dumb songs on stream, he thinks everyone is blown away by his singing just like he did in the 3rd grade. Which is the age that leading pigologists put his arrested development.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
If you ever wondered whether gin has completely consumed whatever brain cells Phil had left, he just claimed that Super Monkey Ball has a "roguelike formula".
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Super Mario Bros. is a roguelike because you respawn at a fixed point when you die and the levels are new to you every time if you fry your memory with enough gin.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
If you ever wondered whether gin has completely consumed whatever brain cells Phil had left, he just claimed that Super Monkey Ball has a "roguelike formula".
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well he did say in the first stream the game is a complete ripoff of sonic spin ball..

OFC phil, the person who played a whole 2 roguelite/like games is now the expert of what is and isn't a roguelike. Like when he learns a new word or issue with a game like thus, I would argue, identity theft, illegal, RNG, beginner's trap, puzzle boss (is that even a real thing?), inaccurate kill cams, Old OW's low tick rate servers coupled with favor the shooter lag compensation, PS4 baked in 2 frame delay, input delay, rollback. any fighting game term like last week was neutral and so many more..

He'll take something he learns and thats it for everything.

I would argue, the best is when he's bitching about something he read but doesn't really know what he's bitching about. Like his DBFZ stream kept saying the Frame display in the UI was wrong...TECHINICALLY he's right since the PS4 forces vsync which adds up to 2 frames of delay BUT you would only notice if say you played for years on PC with no baked in 2 frames and went to PS4 or visa versa. But then anyone with 2 brain cells would adapt after a little bit, and well, as he cried about I think last week when asked why he hasn't adapted to the different speeds of differnet stages, he can't do that. The fuck are you talking about who plays fighting games and adapts you marhan! you don't know what you're talking about.

PP is the Inigo Montoya's "that word you keep using" meme's wet dream...

EDIT - so he's going to dress up like a monkey...there might be something here like when he kept saying boy dressed as a plantation owner Col sanders then tried to excuse it by saying someshit about sanders probably had slaves which ofc would excuse that Phil P Burnell in 2020 who keeps using the term with obviously in his mind was in a racial context....PP you are so damn lucky you're beyond irrelevant.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
It's beyond exceptional that you did this bollocks for three years, went along with it and people here think you're based. I understand you're into weird hairy men fucking you, but Jesus Christ you took it to a level where necking yourself should be a valid option to consider.

Also on Phil's costume, I want to believe and hope he isn't stupid enough to dress as a monkey. There is no way he wouldn't do monkey noises or some awful comedy attempt where he just comes across as some insane racist in a monkey costume.
However, it's Phil so a monkey would make sense because he played that monkey ball game and he's a "retro gaymer" so Donkey Kong.
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From his gay little "hint noises" I'm guessing Mario or Link, maybe the monkey comment was just his big-brained way to throw people off when he realized his hint was too obvious. He's shown he's competent enough to try and throw up misdirections, as with the cat fundraiser, as it's a form of lying which is his best specced skill after all. I want to think Phil wouldn't be so un-self-aware as to dress as a fucking monkey and clown around, but he always breaks through to a new low almost every time I have that thought.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
I want to believe and hope he isn't stupid enough to dress as a monkey. There is no way he wouldn't do monkey noises or some awful comedy attempt where he just comes across as some insane racist in a monkey costume.
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Why would you think someone that dressed up like the Colonel and spent an entire stream saying "boy" would do something that stupid...?
 
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Broomer said:
Why would you think someone that dressed up like the Colonel and spent an entire stream saying "boy" would do something that stupid...?
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Back to back costumes that wouldn't be considered questionably racist if it was anyone not named Phil wearing it? Yeah I think so, I'll predict at some point if he does wear it we'll be entertained by a loose interpretation of the DK rap with many a basketball American mannerism and style of speech.
 
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