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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.0%
  • lol no

    Votes: 344 93.0%

  • Total voters
    370
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you guys don’t understand, i get shit views and no followers on purpose! in fact i could start up a stream right now and get a MILLION followers if i wanted to!
 
Man raging at people on the internet who makes fun of them, has to remind us he is ''winning''.

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Holy shit this is like Salt Bae sprinkling the final touches of salt on a masterpiece. The only people who brag about going to the Vegas strip are retards who don't realize the place is a giant tourist trap designed to syphon your money away from you. And am I missing something? Is the pig saying that he's going back to Vegas mere days after leaving Vegas? May must make a lot at Subway for him to afford this.
 
I think Ralph is jealous someone other than him can actually write.
100%. Ralph has his shitty little blog that no one reads while Josh is a contributor to one of the most read websites in the dissident "sector".

This is just pathetic Ralph. You're an angry little man with a baby dick, cope and seethe more you faggot. No one cares about what you have to say, even Faith is better at writing than you.
 
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Holy shit this is like Salt Bae sprinkling the final touches of salt on a masterpiece. The only people who brag about going to the Vegas strip are retards who don't realize the place is a giant tourist trap designed to syphon your money away from you. And am I missing something? Is the pig saying that he's going back to Vegas mere days after leaving Vegas? May must make a lot at Subway for him to afford this.
Dam, that nigga going to be eating his $80 slab of beef tonite! He gonna liv like a king!
 
Ralph in denial that his show is nothing without guests like Jim and Josh:
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>"I win every, single, time."
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Will Ralph ever move past the denial stage of grief.
Null gets over 1,500 people watching his autism recap every time. Today he got as high as 1951. What's Ethan's numbers again?

Null gets kicked off of almost every crowdfunding platform and yet still finds a way to fund this duct tape site, the fediverse, and himself. Ethan gets kicked off of almost every crowdfunding platform and has to go to some pajeet knock off only to have it hacked and then HE doxes all his users.

Null wins all his lawsuits. Ethan cannot legally say or mention Adrianne Blair.

Win.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
TIME.
 
Part of me is kinda wondering, that maybe Ralph is upset that he WASN'T mentioned on MATI this week.

Maybe he craves Josh's attention, and that he didn't even warrant a mention on the show, he needed to grab that attention some how?
He is the jilted ex, he checks out all the boxes. That’s why he’s upset that Null is getting back together with Chantal.
 
This is why Ralph is now, for me at least, the funniest lolcow. The impotent seething and lashing out is one thing, as is the utter lack of self awareness. What makes Ralph special is that he doesn't know when to quit and thinks he is winning and that we all envy him. That never fails to get me.
 
Ralph, I thought living well was the best revenge. Why don't you just put down the booze and work on improving your writing? Then maybe one day you'll be a contributor to an influential website.

Oh yeah, I forgot. You're a wet brain fat faggot with no self control and a double digit IQ. Also, you can't satisfy a woman with your baby dick. That's why you're engaged to a pedophile.
 
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