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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
I think he's talking about the voice actor guy that nick did the go fund me over
No, it was Augie because Augie was the first one to make fun of Ralph for shitting his pants during his 24 hour livestream and Ralph can never forgive him for that.
 
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i really can't tell what the last line means
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does ralph's kid smell like dog shit that is hot
or like a shit you take after eating a lot of hot dogs?
or is it a shit that hotdog shits out?
 
Ralph arguing during the stream with some guy about how Odysee isn't built off bitwave infrastructure
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1452784570206654466?s=20

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"Well they haven't banned me so they can't be that bad"
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If nobody here knows who Brandon Martinez is, he records himself having Omegle conversations with randoms (He would stream his footage to Bitwave.tv when it was still running)

He would generally engage someone in a conversation about something political, then hit them with some spicy POL talking points. Not as much shock value as a Gypsy Crusader or CODComedyTJ stream, but he seemed to have more of his shit put together and put out stable content over a longer period of time (My lore could be outdated though, since I haven't followed this shit since the start of the year)

Not sure if his content evolved much when he moved over to Odysee, but I'm going to guess the hard limit for free speech there (possibly due to now processing payments in FIAT) is now Holocaust denial and Calling people Niggers/Kikes
 
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"Well they haven't banned me so they can't be that bad"
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If nobody here knows who Brandon Martinez is, he records himself having Omegle conversations with randoms (He would stream his footage to Bitwave.tv when it was still running)

He would generally engage someone in a conversation about something political, then hit them with some spicy POL talking points. Not as much shock value as a Gypsy Crusader or CODComedyTJ stream, but he seemed to have more of his shit put together and put out stable content over a longer period of time (My lore could be outdated though, since I haven't followed this shit since the start of the year)

Not sure if his content evolved much when he moved over to Odysee, but I'm going to guess the hard limit for free speech there (possibly due to now processing payments in FIAT) is now Holocaust denial and Calling people Niggers/Kikes
Ralph pulled the same shit with bitchute. He sucked their dick long after it was known they were working with Hope Not Hate to censor people. IIRC he even went so far as to shit talk everybody not sucking bitchutes dick right after Rand criticized them.
 
In Ralph's case, this does make them somewhat unique. Ralph's banned from pretty much every platform except Odysee, here, and Discord.
"Here" lmao. Ralph and Gator are more than welcomed on the Farms but they only interact from the outside or through sock accounts.

What do you guys have to lose? Just post here. It would be a power move.
 

Ralph somehow forgot to do Tequila Sunrise because he had another dentist appointment today. He totally wasn't crying under his blanket after Nick Rekieta drunkly raped him over night.

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If (big if) he actually has been going to the dentist, then wtf is wrong with his teeth? I don't know what is requiring multiple appointments in the span of weeks. It's not like we've seen him struggle to eat or run his mouth.

Is he blowing his remaining scraps on gold plated teeth?
 
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Ralph somehow forgot to do Tequila Sunrise because he had another dentist appointment today. He totally wasn't crying under his blanket after Nick Rekieta drunkly raped him over night.

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If (big if) he actually has been going to the dentist, then wtf is wrong with his teeth? I don't know what is requiring multiple appointments in the span of weeks. It's not like we've seen him struggle to eat or run his mouth.

Is he blowing his remaining scraps on gold plated teeth?
I woke up at 10am and can't stream at 11am because I have a 2pm appointment! I get it big dog, you do you.
 
If (big if) he actually has been going to the dentist, then wtf is wrong with his teeth?
Copious amounts of shit whiskey and Coca-Cola are rotting them down through the dentine. Guessing he's been putting a dentist visit off to go on benders and trips out of state. He's going to be mumbling with dentures before he's 40 on air.
 

Ralph somehow forgot to do Tequila Sunrise because he had another dentist appointment today. He totally wasn't crying under his blanket after Nick Rekieta drunkly raped him over night.

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If (big if) he actually has been going to the dentist, then wtf is wrong with his teeth? I don't know what is requiring multiple appointments in the span of weeks. It's not like we've seen him struggle to eat or run his mouth.

Is he blowing his remaining scraps on gold plated teeth?
Lol. We’ve seen Ralph’s teeth, he ain’t going to any dentist unless it’s to get his teeth pulled out for dentures. They were gnarly years ago and he tries to hide them now with good reason.
 
So Ralph will attempt to weaponize Dax against Rekieta? God I hope so, good luck Gunt!

Also with regard to banning channels other than his own being ay okay, he must know that it's in in his best interest to share the platform with as many other channels possible because he could draw new audience from it like he did on YT years ago (if his show was worth anyone's attention). He behaves as if being the sole creator on the platform is good enough for him. Maybe he knows his show won't ever grow again and has abandoned all hope of rehabilitating it.
 

Ralph somehow forgot to do Tequila Sunrise because he had another dentist appointment today. He totally wasn't crying under his blanket after Nick Rekieta drunkly raped him over night.

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If (big if) he actually has been going to the dentist, then wtf is wrong with his teeth? I don't know what is requiring multiple appointments in the span of weeks. It's not like we've seen him struggle to eat or run his mouth.

Is he blowing his remaining scraps on gold plated teeth?
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