🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Insanely Retarded]

I guess he is referring to this?

Augie is pretending to be a woman on Twitter (and Warski immediately tried to jump on it for attention, although maybe it's his way of admitting how he actually feels).

That's how I read it. Obviously any charge like that would get to someone, but the mere fact he had to get the reality of the charges off of his chest publicly suggests to me they are weighing on him heavily. I think Ralph should just got for the plea, fuck man like had he not antagonised the Vickers so badly I think the fact he was Xanders father could have helped him.

In terms of him keeping his mouth shut, I doubt he will be able to do it in the long run. Ralph has low inhibitions and self control, but there have been a couple of content droughts in the past two years were he wasn't as active.

It's probably AugieRFC, he takes a lot of jabs at Ralph but is generally overlooked by the forum because he's one of the weirdos who are in with Nicholas D'Oreo who is more disgusting looking than Ralph. Augie is fucking skeletal, whereas D'Oreo looks like Jonah Hill if he was still fat and only drank energy drinks.

Something must have happened this last week that caused him to break down though, either his lawyer had presented some kind of offer that was rejected by the prosecution or they flat out told him they want him to do time or something, but it finally broke his stupid charade of his "lawyers" assuring him he was going to go free.

We need Ralph to be streaming his psychological breakdown and taking calls from any and all viewers. Unfortunately he won't do this due to being a crybaby little bitch.

Another point to make is that he's terrified of ever addressing his revenge porn case in an uncontrolled setting (he's only ever made a statement and left it alone, be it in writing or at the start of his show). If he is ever pressed about it, we'll easily get another 'DAS NOT TROO!!!!' & 'YOU WANNA HOLLAH OVER ME!!!!!' moment

It almost happened a week or two ago during his afternoon show just by him reading and interacting with the chat here, he got extremely angry about it. I think that was the first time he almost slipped up and said he was going to go to jail but ended up ranting about TV lawyers and the trial being "brutal".
Not really the same but I am sure that if just a few chat messages can get him to sperg out like that, a direct confrontation would break him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Him talking about loving to write got me thinking about books. Has he ever mentioned in the past however many years he's done the kill report any books that he was reading/ read? I'm not the biggest book reader myself but I also don't go out of my way to talk about how much I love to write.

It’s very obvious Ralph doesn’t read and has never read. At most I’d gamble he read The Hobbit or some Stephen King novel before his mom had an internet connection in the house and that is his great love of books in its entirety.

You must be a dedicated reader to be a good or great writer. Ralph is very clearly an atrociously bad writer. He thinks it makes him sound like a cultivated gentleman of learning to proclaim his deep love of the written word, but it’s just absurd and embarrassing like all his ego pumping, fart huffing escapades. He’s a lover of the written word just like he’s rich, a very influential e-celeb, a property owner and father.

 

[Pomniman]

Him talking about loving to write got me thinking about books. Has he ever mentioned in the past however many years he's done the kill report any books that he was reading/ read? I'm not the biggest book reader myself but I also don't go out of my way to talk about how much I love to write.

He's definitely a fan of Hunter S. Thompson, but I can't remember him actually talking about reading any of his books.

 

[Fannyscum]

Daddy Dax sent him a copy of Trump's "The Art of the Comeback" after he got booted from YouTube (could have been one of the other platforms) and that was the last anyone heard of it. He's an avid reader of Kiwi Farms, that's about it.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

He's definitely a fan of Hunter S. Thompson, but I can't remember him actually talking about reading any of his books.

He idolizes Hunter S Thompson because he watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, he's never read one of his books. I doubt if Ralph has read a single book in the last 15 years of his life

 

[BritbungHole]

since when does britbong not like ralph?

 

[Kup]

Daddy Dax sent him a copy of Trump's "The Art of the Comeback" after he got booted from YouTube (could have been one of the other platforms) and that was the last anyone heard of it. He's an avid reader of Kiwi Farms, that's about it.

Guarantee he’s read Hunter S Thompson, who is of course Ralph’s “spirit father” as opposed to Ronnie who is his “spirits” father.

Both failed him btw.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

since when does britbong not like ralph?

He wanted on Ralph's show when they were both streaming on dlive and Ralph ghosted him or something and he's been mad ever since. Probably happened sometime in 2019, but I'm not sure.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Guarantee he’s read Hunter S Thompson, who is of course Ralph’s “spirit father” as opposed to Ronnie who is his “spirits” father.

Both failed him btw.

No, he’s watched movies about HST. I honestly don’t believe Ralph has read a book since high school.

 

[PaladinBoo]

No, he’s watched movies about HST. I honestly don’t believe Ralph has read a book since high school.

I don't think Ralph has read a book in his life. I imagine him being the type of kid who would make book reports out of the movie adaptations of books. Why spend days reading a book when he can watch the movie in 2 hours and write a half assed book report based on that? He so desperately wants to portray himself as this educated Southern Gentleman when really he is disgusting, uneducated White trailer trash.

 

[Sammich]

He's definitely a fan of Hunter S. Thompson, but I can't remember him actually talking about reading any of his books.

Hunter Thompson never really wrote anything that wasn't a self insert sort of story, most of his stuff is collected articles he wrote for the newspapers/mags. Most of his stuff is Rollign Stone stuff. Some of his work is just collected mailings he's done. Dude was talented as all hell, but he never really wrote much book wise. I've read most of them, and rum diaries and hell's angels were very good, his write up on the kentucky derby was one of the best article he's ever written though.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I think he's talking about the voice actor guy that nick did the go fund me over

Vic? Nah, Vic's 50+. Boyish as he may seem, he's gone from a twink, to a twonk, to a twank, by this point.

At most I’d gamble he read The Hobbit or some Stephen King novel

Ralph read "Everybody Poops". He thought it was an instruction manual, and so he sharted on a livestream.

 

[HarveySperg41]

And the Gunt is back to posting, but it looks like he is mainly post show related. Maybe that last round with Nick’s fans made him realize he needs to focus on the show more.

 

[PaladinBoo]

It’s very obvious Ralph doesn’t read and has never read. At most I’d gamble he read The Hobbit or some Stephen King novel before his mom had an internet connection in the house and that is his great love of books in its entirety.

You are giving him too much credit. I doubt he read books by Tolkien and King. I would guess that any book that had more then 200 pages he immediately disregard as a waste of his time.

 

[AltisticRight]

And he's back tweeting, with a fresh avatar!

The engagement of your verified 50k account is worse news.
A | L

 

[FM Bradley]

I don't think Ralph has read a book in his life. I imagine him being the type of kid who would make book reports out of the movie adaptations of books. Why spend days reading a book when he can watch the movie in 2 hours and write a half assed book report based on that? He so desperately wants to portray himself as this educated Southern Gentleman when really he is disgusting, uneducated White trailer trash.

He had eight uninterrupted months where he could have read like a motherfucker.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He had eight uninterrupted months where he could have read like a motherfucker.

Ralph actually talks about books he read during his incarceration, I can't remember which specifically, but that and when he was at college are the only times I have seen when he talks about having read anything.

I believe him on this one, with nothing much else to do in prison it was probably a great distraction. Plus he talks about them fondly - for whatever reason it seemed genuine to me.

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph actually talks about books he read during his incarceration, I can't remember which specifically, but that and when he was at college are the only times I have seen when he talks about having read anything.

I believe him on this one, with nothing much else to do in prison it was probably a great distraction. Plus he talks about them fondly - for whatever reason it seemed genuine to me.

Ralph read the below book that his cellmate gave him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph actually talks about books he read during his incarceration

Maybe during his upcoming prison sentence he can get through the Koran. White trash Muslim would at least yield interesting content (read: lunacy).

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Maybe during his upcoming prison sentence he can get through the Koran. White trash Muslim would at least yield interesting content (read: lunacy).

Ralph would make a good western convert I think.