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He's gonna double down on the Youtube streaming gig because he thinks that if he goes back to Twitch, he'll lose half of his viewerbase again. Even if this is true, he should take the hit, because otherwise his viewerbase is going to trickle down to basically nothing if he stays, but he won't because Phil doesn't understand the concept of long-term investment.
 
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Professional. All streamers just have their tips leaderboard run off the screen. I agree.
 
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be a shame if youtube did a house cleaning of sorts before they implemented these new changes or put some requirements to use these new features like 500 members or never being banned or removed from adsense or unless you're someone like PDP, Gaura Gwara, Doc or Tim you need a specific amount of stream hours from implementation or not being a toxic piece of shit that advertisers would avoid like the plague.

be a real damn shame...

oh and is he having a stroke or something he's really stumbling over his words, not really sluring but just stumbling more than usual and saying shit like "laughably funny" as opposed to depressingly funny?
 
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tzgnilki said:
I wonder how Phil will take credit for this

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I want to see his whales band together and create a sock army for Phil. Just imagine seeing the members be like 500 and his viewers like 179.

Either way Phil is probably rubbing his hoofs at the thought of making more champs money.

Maybe he will get that vibe that he had for most of 2017 back!
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
oooh I knew of such mechanics like the 4 fiends in FF4, I didn't know thats what it was called. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
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Yeah a lot of 4/5s bosses are puzzle bosses. Because while you do facetank most of them. As well as most combat encounters in the game. Things like barrier shifting bosses or even that mist dragon. While these are puzzles for retards. They are still puzzles.

Actually. There is a boss in FF9 I don't think he called a puzzle boss. Its that book where you have to find the enemy on the right page

EDIT: As a contrast to highlight my point. Theres that one Dark Souls boss. After the alleyway in the really narrow room. Thats the kind of thing he would call a puzzle boss, because the solution is to find a good vantage point to fight from. Which is what Dark Souls wants you to do. Thats the core game. Its just really making it prominent there
 
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Pisstrooper said:
"Seattle has a lot of Asians because it's closest to Asia." -DSP

Yes Phil, it couldn't be the tech industry, history of Asians in the Western states. This was sort of true in terms of why Asians were brought over for the railroads, when people travelled by steamship, not you know, planes.
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well I mean renton is where all the little japanese children end up that are clearly running around unattended through out kamurocho

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He's also not had a lot of cuban food cause he's never had it before. Sure why not.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
"Seattle has a lot of Asians because it's closest to Asia." -DSP

Yes Phil, it couldn't be the tech industry, history of Asians in the Western states. This was sort of true in terms of why Asians were brought over for the railroads, when people travelled by steamship, not you know, planes.
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No it's because Seattle has the best Chinese food places. Snort.
 
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MoonRocker said:
After taking a much needed break away from watching Phil’s gouty jowls flap on camera and the ‘Tism Vortex in general for almost a month, coming back to an incoherent and particularly delusional State of the Stream video, being blessed with the sight of seeing Phil’s autism in real-time in lieu of watching his awful fan art, a wildly unexpected monster-sized bill related to his super serious identity theft issue, and Keemstar just dunking on Phil where it hurts him the most, this seems as good as any time to jump back into the this cesspool of toxicity with other mentally ill shitheads.

Watching Phil from afar and only popping in to quickly check things out at a high-level reminded me how easily one can get too emotionally invested into someone else’s life, especially an individual’s life you may particularly dislike.

But taking time away also reminded how incredibly pathetic and pitiful Phil’s life truly is. When the last element of total control he has left in his life is a virtual space sparsely populated by less than 250 people when it numbered in the thousands at one point, you know for someone who cares so much about being relevant that it’s slowly killing him inside. That this sorry excuse of a man has become so scared to live his life in anticipation that someone could mildly fuck with him, he’s shut himself off from the rest of the world. The word sad doesn’t even begin to describe the conditions he’s willingly stuck himself into.

In the four weeks I took a break, I was able to travel to three different places and just experience life to create memories that I’ll fondly remember down the line.

And what has DSP done besides get fatter, unhealthier, more paranoid, and even more irrelevant? Absolutely fucking nothing.

And that’s the crazy thing with Phil. You could leave for 6 years and come back at any point in time and he’ll still be sitting in some type of gross chair, sitting in front of a pale wall peeling off soundproof foam that was lazily implanted, with the camera still pointed at his stupid face, and still asking for people to tip him or give him money because trolls have ruined all his other avenues to make money.

How can someone call this a “life,” I’ll never understand. I was getting angry and pissed off watching this dude’s tiny, little life. I also have to be honest that watching Phil get rewarded financially for his awful behavior also truly pissed me off because I get that he needed to be miserable. The problem with this line of thinking is that Phil is permanently miserable. He just tries his best (and clearly fails) at properly hiding it. His rampant alcoholism and gambling issues are symptoms of a much deeper existential crisis that he’s perpetually stuck in. And that’s the best form of poetic justice one could ask for to afflict this piece of shit.
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Some have their work, some have an abusive SO, some have an addiction, some have debts. Phil has his life for prison.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
"Seattle has a lot of Asians because it's closest to Asia." -DSP

Yes Phil, it couldn't be the tech industry, history of Asians in the Western states. This was sort of true in terms of why Asians were brought over for the railroads, when people travelled by steamship, not you know, planes.
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Phil also hates asians, which is just banging. Never forget he went out of his way with the "PandaLee is not asian" thing.
Feels quite bad because his gated community has a few asian couples and families.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil also hates asians, which is just banging. Never forget he went out of his way with the "PandaLee is not asian" thing.
Feels quite bad because his gated community has a few asian couples and families.
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Asians otherwise known as the "west coast fgc" the guys who according to piggy "play play play all day seven days a week fifteen hours a day unlike the east coast guys who just are naturally skilled and walk in and get fourth place at evo".
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil also hates asians, which is just banging. Never forget he went out of his way with the "PandaLee is not asian" thing.
Feels quite bad because his gated community has a few asian couples and families.
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I think it's been discussed before, but the general consensus is that he actually carries this hatred from his Street Fighter days, right? It's not his local neighborhood or something since he described it as an "african war zone" or whatever (real subtle, Phil).
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Phil also hates asians, which is just banging. Never forget he went out of his way with the "PandaLee is not asian" thing.
Feels quite bad because his gated community has a few asian couples and families.
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I hope both neighbors on either side of him move out, and he gets a Kahn Souphanousinphone on either side.

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"STUPID POLACK HILLBILLY!"
 
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Schmeckel said:
I hope both neighbors on either side of him move out, and he gets a Kahn Souphanousinphone on either side.

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I would love another Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions incident where his neighbour tells him to shut the fuck up, and in typical Phil fashion, he's a gigantic pussy about it.
 
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