Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

[PIÑA]

This keeps getting sadder and sadder.

It sure does. “Livestream is cancelled” Of course it is! You wouldn’t be able to prove us that you live in some rich home instead of some small ass apartment complex or ghetto condo/trailer park. “You’re won’t be able to see anything else anymore” Why? Because you got found out for your bullshit?


LOL she’s mad as fuck!

 

[Water-T]

OH NO! JODEE IS UPSET THAT WE CALLED OUT HER BULLSHIT! NOW WE'LL NEVER GET THE TOUR OF HER HOVEL SHE PROMISED!

someone please hold me.

But seriously - Jodee never intended to show us her gated luxury apartment. Just like she never showed us the hotel she said she was going to do a Vlog at, or the pile of rare Nikes that Anal slept on, or that tell-all article from Newsweek, or her law classes in Seattle at a campus that didn't even HAVE law classes, or her trip to Disney after the Salem one, or any of the million of other things she claims she owns but can never prove.

This is just more of the "I'M CANCELLING MY TRIP TO EUROPE BECAUSE OF HOW MEGAN MARKLE GOT TREATED!" bullshit Jodee pulled before; She couldn't afford to go in the first place, and thus made up some BS reason for why she can't go to Europe.

JFC, you are such a sad, pathetic little narc, Jodee. Getting anally inflamed because your weak attempts to fool internet randos into believing you're the next Kim Kardashian keeps falling flat. No wonder you lust so hard for Grug's gross deformed purple carrot - you're two peas in a pod.

 

[AssRock]

Jodee makes it tempting to want to powerlevel hard, but then I remember that unlike Jodee, none of us have to prove shit in order to try to come across as superior, especially to her and her obvious theatrics.

Plus even if she has a Merc, second hand older models are dirt cheap, especially in the US, because no one wants to pay for the parts and maintenance.

I hope she tries flexing with an Audi, since those are the most "in" rich people cars these days.

 

[PIÑA]

Idk Jodee. Can that small apartment of yours hold all that hoard you had from your other house? Let’s hope you don’t showcase your bags of Mountain Dew cans and cushions this time.

 

[Water-T]

When has "Jodee has too few possessions" been part of the conversation?

It's always been "Man, Jodee keeps wasting Anil's money on cheap useless junk like plastic iPhone cases and 90s electronic knick-knacks like Tamagotchis!"

Nice attempt at a strawman though, Jodee. Maybe he can keep you company now that Anal has "given you lots of space" - several miles of it! LOLOL!

 

[TakeMyWorf]

Only Jodee would be proud to show off the "biggest room" in her newest shitty apartment with that horrible carpet and exceptionally outdated baseboard. Congrats on living in another shitty place I guess?

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

There are several apartments that have access gates, I lived in one about 20 years ago. They're really common when the apartment community is in a lower-income area too, they don't indicate status or wealth at all, sometimes the gate is just there to keep homeless people from pissing in the hallways.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Did she lose her old house because she couldn't afford it?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Wow! We totally believe that’s your car, Poordee.

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So somehow we moved from a BMW to a Mercedes? Okay. I’ll play along.

It’s probably a 2012, based on the 4 slats in the grill. They stopped using those hood ornaments around 2017, so it sure as fuck isn’t new.

I have yet to find one over 15K.

Stay mad, Hodee!

 

[Pippeyy]

So somehow we moved from a BMW to a Mercedes? Okay. I’ll play along.

It’s probably a 2012, based on the 4 slats in the grill. They stopped using those hood ornaments around 2017, so it sure as fuck isn’t new.
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I have yet to find one over 15K.

Stay mad, Hodee!

How white trash do you have to be to fake flex a Mercedes and it not even be a good model? Go out pretend to have this Mercedes-Maybach GLS, then her stupid hood ornament flex could make sense. Nothing she does is even half-assed. It's embarrassing.






I just came back from law school classes, to my luxury gated community, where my carpeted grand office sits, while filling orders for my makeup company, checking leads for my journalism career, while pregnant with twins, starting University of Alabama and being worshipped by my completely committed husband, see:

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Oh for fuck's sake.

Even 18 year olds will put in the effort to find a cool car in some parking lot and get someone to take a few photos of them casually posing with it. Everyone knows they're losers trying to look good on social media, but unlike stealing an existing photo, it's at least a bit harder to conclusively disprove.

Not that it matters in the least what make Jodee's car is. As it's been said, used Mercedes, BMWs, Audis etc that are a few years old and kept in externally decent shape can go for like $5k, and that's in Canadian shekels. Jumping on the "deal" and ending up with a fucking money pit that spends more time in the shop than your garage is common for clueless broke retards who only make the purchase to flash a logo around and flex their fake status. Nothing but class for this broad obviously.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Without her inside with a pic of yourself it could be anyone's vehicle even in a parking lot. Proves nothing. A random open gate? What does that prove? Most public storage rental places near me are gated. She could have parked in front of a random gate for a photo.

 

[Gentle Softlock]

I don't really get this whole thing about gates ? A lot of apartment building where i live have gates you have to have a pass to enter. It's not uncomon nor a sign of wealthiness maybe i understand her situation wrong.

Also, how's the cat Jodee ? I bet moving was hard for him uh. Unless...

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

I don't really get this whole thing about gates ? A lot of apartment building where i live have gates you have to have a pass to enter. It's not uncomon nor a sign of wealthiness maybe i understand her situation wrong.

Also, how's the cat Jodee ? I bet moving was hard for him uh. Unless...

She claims she's living in a private gated subdivision for the wealthy, but it's really just a shitty gated apartment complex.

 

[I hate children?]

Jodee can't even post a real unfiltered photo of herself that

I don't really get this whole thing about gates ? A lot of apartment building where i live have gates you have to have a pass to enter. It's not uncomon nor a sign of wealthiness maybe i understand her situation wrong.

Also, how's the cat Jodee ? I bet moving was hard for him uh. Unless...

Prisons ,junkyards and police impound lots also have security gates but leave it to Jodee to think they are a symbol of class .

 

[Water-T]

It's funny how Jodee is putting SO MUCH EMPHASIS on a fucking gate as proof that she's living the High Life, when gated access is a feature for even the most run-down flophouse apartments (usually just to keep squatters and crackheads out).

Of course, she could shut us up by doing a livestream (photos are too easy to shoop) of her place like she originally promised, but Jodee rescinded that after getting butthurt that she got caught out trying to fake floss for the 300th time this year.

Jodee's extra mad because she sooo badly wants to flex her fake Kardashian life, but she also wants to feel superior for doing the bare minimum by not posting about every.little.fucking.detail. of her life. What a real Sophie's Choice, huh?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I’m more confused about the emphasis on no one other than pre-approved guests may enter the premises. Why are you so excited about that Jodee? No one wants to come visit you. Good or bad.

 

[Dread First]

I'm more fascinated by the fact that she's explicitly raging at us on Twitter without even attempting to hide behind a facade of "screw the haters." Theoretically speaking: I'd stay the fuck away from Jodee if I were a wayward soul retarded enough even to consider her shit-tier astrology/tarot readings. Chimping the fuck out on your profile about bullshit that no one of importance cares for is the easiest way to lose prospective customers.

 

[easy]

@easy आपकी पसंदीदा भैंस वापस आ गई है।

oh shit son how'd i miss this hahahaha

 

[Montage]

I’m more confused about the emphasis on no one other than pre-approved guests may enter the premises. Why are you so excited about that Jodee? No one wants to come visit you. Good or bad.

She wants to invite us all over for a party.