Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.

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Instead of putting their money towards helping the homeless, starving kids, countries without clean water, stopping abuse on women, preventing human trafficking they decide to put their money into owning Tweet. This is where the world has gone because of social media and the users should feel ashamed.
 
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But owning a Threadnought tweet is stopping abuse on women, because you're reminding everyone that Vic Mignogna is the biggest abuser of women to have ever lived and was tricked by the evil alt-right misogynazi fake lawyer Nick Rekieta into choosing the worst lawyer in history PERCY Beard who made sure Vic lost the case to silence all the poor oppressed wahmens he VICtimized.
 
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Super Jew Lawyer Akiva Cohen announced his intent to sue a Texas doctor pro se after reading about how they provided abortions in violation of the statewide ban. To get started on that, he'll need a good Samaritan to send him a copy of the article that's behind a paywall in the Washington Post.

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Cin Red said:
Super Jew Lawyer Akiva Cohen announced his intent to sue a Texas doctor pro se after reading about how they provided abortions in violation of the statewide ban. To get started on that, he'll need a good Samaritan to send him a copy of the article that's behind a paywall in the Washington Post.

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Imagine if he gets Doucette to represent him in this case.
Also, Cohen couldn't get his lazy ass to pay for the article himself.
 
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Cin Red said:
Super Jew Lawyer Akiva Cohen announced his intent to sue a Texas doctor pro se after reading about how they provided abortions in violation of the statewide ban. To get started on that, he'll need a good Samaritan to send him a copy of the article that's behind a paywall in the Washington Post.

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We need fellow New York lawyer Jew Joe Nierman to sue Akiva for being a disgrace to jew lawyers.

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For all the armchair lawyers out there, because he asked someone to send him a copy, wouldn't he now need a notarized affidavit from that person testifying that they didn't fuck with it before passing it along?
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Something something true and correct copy.
 
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For all the armchair lawyers out there, because he asked someone to send him a copy, wouldn't he now need a notarized affidavit from that person testifying that they didn't fuck with it before passing it along?
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If it's any kind of paper of record he could just move the court take judicial notice of it. It would be a hoot and a half if he did it, it went to the Supreme Court, and they took the opportunity to overturn Roe v. Wade and he'd have that on his record.
 
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He could just look up the article elsewhere or just learn to block the pop up for pay sites.
 
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"Nick's going to steal the GFM money!"
Meanwhile, Akiva Cohen is asking for $41,200 for the benefit of an organization he will not name. Oh, and he kickstarted the campaign with a $200 donation to his own fundraiser.
My name is Akiva Cohen and some of you are not going to believe this, because it could easily be a scam: I'm about to ask you to help raise money for an unnamed organization, on nothing more than my say-so.
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Just report it as a scam and move on.
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I'd honestly be tempted to, but anyone dumb enough to donate to a crowdfunder whose starter used the words "it could easily be a scam" and "on nothing more than my say-so" in the description frankly deserves to lose their money.
 
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