Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[GentlemanFaggot]

God, having been part of the retail machine before I cannot imagine being remotely surprised, scared, amused, or shocked by clearance products. There are people like this?

To be fair, I have never seen one sold for a penny before, not even at the most desperate bankruptcy or warehouse inventory sale.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

God how dense can you get to even squeal about clearance sauces?! My local supermarket does these so often and I’m able to score cans of tuna for less than 50 cents. Maybe he can share the same excitement about Sweet Baby Rays with Zuckerberg.

Also good job contaminating the jug with saliva. Jack is the reason why I’m wary about eating at someone else’s place. I shudder at the thought of the fat man’s visitors or his church congregation being served year old brisket, rotten garlic, undercooked meats, saliva tainted condiments and other contaminated food.

Remember when he made the Dolly Parton dinner with the rotten bell pepper? He supposedly served this to people. At this point anyone who willingly eats anything Jack made is an idiot and deserves the food poisoning.

 

[Bassomatic]

So Jack if holidays are about family why did you throw out your oldest son and choke him?

Are you just amped for more creepy Tam Jr vids?

Let's be real you just like another excuse to gorge fatty.

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[Tleilaxian]

That's like three people there with either missing or too many chromosomes.

But when you add them all up, they've got the right amount for 3 people, so problem solved.

 

[Kosher Salt]

To be fair, I have never seen one sold for a penny before, not even at the most desperate bankruptcy or warehouse inventory sale.

I've never seen anything for a penny, but I've seen a whole tray of bread that was marked 5 cents a loaf.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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So I got 6 more bottles for

“””””””FRIENDS”””””””

 

[stets]

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This is so cliched Jack that it almost feels like a deep fake.

Jack is the reason why I’m wary about eating at someone else’s place.

I’m completely with you. Maybe I’m neurotic, but things like pot lucks really freak me out. I’d rather eat at a hole in the wall, messy restaurant that I can see then eat food from a dozen different mystery kitchens.

So I got 6 more bottles for

“””””””FRIENDS”””””””

One for the kitchen, five for the bedroom.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Drowning poorly cooked chunks of meat in hot sauce is not cooking, Jack.

 

[densedance]

What I don't fucking get it is, that he bought 6 of those huge jars? For a household of 2 people ???
I kinda get it if you buy like a 3-pack of Philadelphia Creamecheese pack but 6 of those huge ass jars that he wasn't even familiar with it?

 

[Pig Cups]

What I don't fucking get it is, that he bought 6 of those huge jars? For a household of 2 people ???
I kinda get it if you buy like a 3-pack of Philadelphia Creamecheese pack but 6 of those huge ass jars that he wasn't even familiar with it?

He’s probably too mushbrained to understand the concept of shelf life and thinks that they’ll last forever. After all, he was trying to sell Jacksauce from rancid, expired stock that was sitting in his garage.

Personally, I’m 99.99% sure that he’s going to be over-slathering his food in it and (as he demonstrated) drinking it straight. And being the glutton he is, it won’t take long at all to go through all 6 bottles.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

And being the glutton he is, it won’t take long at all to go through all 6 bottles.

I can't wait for the next garbage stew video where he throws 3 bottles of sauce, a whole container of bacon up, and whatever food is rotting in his fridge into a crock pot.

 

[Comma]

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Like... is that painting behind him a rendition of him choking his son, or is it Jack Jr. groping a boy at church?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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you know you're a fat piece of shit when you actually care about something like this

While Jack secretly craved for a foot long up his rectum by his secret lover LaDaunte he decided to share his invaluable experience in the fast food industry with the world. Also nice comment form Charles.

Jesus Christ, really study that photo closely…
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Cali looks like the kind of dyke that Hannah Gadsby totally would get moist in front of.

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I bet he eats Tammy's pussy with the same gusto.

Implying that she still lets him.

I wonder what his wife loves more: his limp arm or his limp dick?

The day when he finally croaks. Is there something like widow's pension in the US?

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Like... is that painting behind him a rendition of him choking his son, or is it Jack Jr. being a Youth Minister, groping one of the church boys?

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Lol good catch, probably some religious shit. It reminds me of "Jesus vs. the Addict".

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am glad Jack exists so it is a constant reminder not to do for Thanksgiving.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

So I got 6 more bottles for

“””””””FRIENDS”””””””

Joey, Chandler, Ross, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe probably wouldn't have anything to do with him.

 

[Chorton]

Like... is that painting behind him a rendition of him choking his son, or is it Jack Jr. groping a boy at church?

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Add it to Jack's pile of gay for jesus stuff:

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Add it to the pile of gay for jesus stuff Jack has:

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Oh he is deffo dryhumping him. No doubt!
Its another "closet clue" from Jack Scalfanis supressed homosexuality.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Wasn’t that one of those diamond painting projects that Jack did? I have only ever seen tween girls and wine moms interested in that cutesy arts and craps bullshit. Jack is a man in his 50s.

On second thought, yeah that seems about right.

 

[Aaway]

he finally removed the bacon up from the counter!