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Anecdotally, most lazy people who get fryers don't clean them. I'm willing to bet the fryer ended up at a thrift store, still full of oil.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I'd bet Jack has bought a fryer full of oil. I mean, it's such a good deal!
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Jack probably calls the burnt oil slurry that accumulates at the bottom of the fryer "seasoning" and thinks its important to leave it, despite never seasoning his cast iron.
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It may come to you as a surprise, but Jack isn’t that great at cooking. Or thinking. Or thinking while cooking.
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It's because Mushbrain wants as much meat in his mouth as he can get. That's why he always crams his sandwiches into his maw. He's trying to get as much meat as possible in there.
So he went with big old sausages and not hot dogs.
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Agreed. A lot of the times the jack fagposting/grossposting in here becomes really fucking gross in a way that even Jack himself isn't. I think people should heed the guidelines from the DSP board and try not to be repulsively detailled about how grotesque Jack is. Let him do that.
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Hey, it's like when you get a new toy as a kid and it turns out batteries come included!
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Agreed, though there’s a part of me that’s okay with the *occasional* fag-/gross-posting because it makes me picture Jack reading it and seething. Seething, because we all know he’s a deeply insecure closet case that yearns for what is being described. And that causes an amalgamation of angry feelings, self-loathing, and shoved-down inner conflict. If Jack is able to feel that, we’re doing our job.
Jack is a revolting individual inside and out, as has been covered here ad astra. But from the sexual standpoint, when you think of how unhygienic he is, along with the multitude of disgusting health factors that add up to him being a ticking time bomb, it’s amazing that anyone could look at Jack and find something stimulating there. And we KNOW it’s happened at least twice; Cali and Garrett are living proof. I doubt Tammy even touches him these days- his unsexy mobility issues certainly limit what they can do. She thinks of the coffee breath, farts, and (likely) BO. She then remembers that if they start doing the naughty, there’s a chance that Jack’s heart will explode and she’ll wind up trapped under his hulking corpse, covered in the blood/vomit/urine/feces that he spewed from his orifices as he shivered out into oblivion. At that point, she decides it isn’t worth it and calls on Jim Traynor.
TL;DR: Jack is fucking repulsive, and the only people who’d be willing to pass their penises or anything else into the rotting filth cauldron that is his rectum would be the participants in Louise Hogarth’s The Gift.
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Okay, no question about whether Elina is another troll now.
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we all know he chugged the entire bottle after turning the camera off
and that stupid painting in the back always cracks me up
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Licking your fingers then putting them back in the jug. Absolutely disgusting.
Also look at Jack desperately trying to rationalize to himself that he didn't basically straight up steal this from the store. Sure, they are just "getting rid of it".
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I wonder if this is what will go through his mind when he sees another microwave bacon cooker on the shelf and wraps it up as a gift to himself from "Santa"?
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Jack is really trying to justify this. “I’ve got six more for friends” yeah that’s what friends are for, giving each other gallon jugs of cheap BBQ sauce. The cheesy Jesus painting behind him is just perfect. This is almost performance art.
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God how dense can you get to even squeal about clearance sauces?! My local supermarket does these so often and I’m able to score cans of tuna for less than 50 cents. Maybe he can share the same excitement about Sweet Baby Rays with Zuckerberg.
Also good job contaminating the jug with saliva. Jack is the reason why I’m wary about eating at someone else’s place. I shudder at the thought of the fat man’s visitors or his church congregation being served year old brisket, rotten garlic, undercooked meats, saliva tainted condiments and other contaminated food.
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Oh man I can't eat at peoples homes usually for that reason. My friends think I'm insane, but seeing stuff like this just reinforces it. They say "Well why do you still eat at restaurants then??" as some kind of gotcha. Sure, I get it, its a little hypocritical but in a good restaurant there is certain expectations about cleanliness and professionalism. There is a 50/50 chance you just beat your meat and didn't wash your hands before making me that sandwich, dude.
OK I'm done ranting.
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"It made me nervous...." Went back to the store to grab 5 fucking more.
Of course he can't taste whether or not it's off, we've seen his cooking.
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God, having been part of the retail machine before I cannot imagine being remotely surprised, scared, amused, or shocked by clearance products. There are people like this?