Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Deathfromabove said:
This leaves out the part where his humor hasn't evolved in the 11 years he's been making Youtube content. The same foreskin dick titty nipple poo poo fuck 11 year old jokes for over a decade. He's only maintained his relevancy by being the "voice of reason" drama Youtuber and doing reactions to videos doing the same unfunny jokes and sarcasm he does in his other videos. He makes drama content for people who want bland, inoffensive, middle of the road opinions that don't shock or offend. You can guess exactly what he's going to say and the same jokes he's going to make just by the title.
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I read this with Cr1tikal's voice lol

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Nikocado has been moving the goalpost since he hit 200 pounds.
He was gonna stop at 250
He was gonna stop at 275
He was gonna stop at 300
Oh this place gives you free food for being 350, He’ll stop after he hits that goal.
He’s just not going to stop
Ok he’ll stop at age 30.
It’s like when Orlin breaks up with him (notice it’s “break-up” not divorce) and posts on his channel the recorded mukbangs they didn’t post, we know it’s not true, we know Orlin is still in the house and those “unreleased videos” were probably shot during their breakup period. “Hey Nick, my channel views are down, let’s break up so people will go there.” We know they’ll get back together and break up again because they’ve done it so many times.
The video below talks about him moving the goalposts.
 
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Pikonic said:
Nikocado has been moving the goalpost since he hit 200 pounds.
He was gonna stop at 250
He was gonna stop at 275
He was gonna stop at 300
Oh this place gives you free food for being 350, He’ll stop after he hits that goal.
He’s just not going to stop
Ok he’ll stop at age 30.
It’s like when Orlin breaks up with him (notice it’s “break-up” not divorce) and posts on his channel the recorded mukbangs they didn’t post, we know it’s not true, we know Orlin is still in the house and those “unreleased videos” were probably shot during their breakup period. “Hey Nick, my channel views are down, let’s break up so people will go there.” We know they’ll get back together and break up again because they’ve done it so many times.
The video below talks about him moving the goalposts.
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Orlin and him never broke up, i swear, i am not surprised anymore how easy it is for the media to brainwash people if even Nikocado Avocado manages to make them believe all the shit he does in his mukbangs is real. He literally had five wedding days, a dozen break ups and a hundred "he cheated on me" videos. People in the comments really thought "Nancy" was in his video ffs even tho he called her Karlee several times.
 
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Ponzo said:
Orlin and him never broke up, i swear, i am not surprised anymore how easy it is for the media to brainwash people if even Nikocado Avocado manages to make them believe all the shit he does in his mukbangs is real. He literally had five wedding days, a dozen break ups and a hundred "he cheated on me" videos. People in the comments really thought "Nancy" was in his video ffs even tho he called her Karlee several times.
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Niko’s followers know the Orlin breakups are BS, and Niko knows they know that. It doesn’t matter as long as they give clicks and comments.
I mean, look at Orlin’s channel, he barely changes the name of his videos
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