Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[stets]

The first thirty seconds of this are hilarious - it’s like a stroke is happening in realtime. His slurring and inability to complete a thought hasn’t been this bad since immediately after the stroke happened.

And nice to see Jack flush $199 more of Tammy’s money down the toilet in order to get $8 in Youtube revenue. This product is incredibly dumb. Buy a $30 thermometer with a wire on amazon and sent a temperature alarm. You don’t need Bluetooth and a fucking app to tell you when your meat is cooked.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

he finally removed the bacon up from the counter!

The MeatStick review ft. Butt Rub.
Jesus Christ, he has to be taunting us at this point.

 

[Aaway]

looks like there's a new meat marine in town

 

[Joycondrift]

I swear to fucking Christ.

Stop piling seasoning on 1/4 of the meat. Season the sides and roll it around in the seasoning that "falls off"

 

[Fatafata v2]

"I'm not even dressed with my show shirt "

Hmm, how long does it take jack to put a t-shirt on with the gimp arm? Never thought about it but could take 15mins and be the most physical thing he does all day

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

looks like there's a new meat marine in town

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Our boy Jack is getting plump again.

 

[rubytintedchix]

looks like there's a new meat marine in town

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Let’s have some fun this beat is sick. Jack wants to take a ride on this guy’s Meat Stick

Edit: Shazam shows the product review music being “Fake Money” by Mark Angel Comedy

 

[EvilDroid64]

he finally removed the bacon up from the counter!

The inside somehow looked more done than the outside. Give your steak a proper sear, fatass. You did it in your sous vide video!

 

[thedingledongle]

The way he was pronouncing filet mignon triggered me more than it should

 

[James done did it]

kiwis: no stop talking about how jack is disgusting it's so gross
jack: IM GONNA PUT THE MEAT STICK IN MY BUTT

 

[Chorton]

The first thirty seconds of this are hilarious - it’s like a stroke is happening in realtime. His slurring and inability to complete a thought hasn’t been this bad since immediately after the stroke happened.

And nice to see Jack flush $199 more of Tammy’s money down the toilet in order to get $8 in Youtube revenue. This product is incredibly dumb. Buy a $30 thermometer with a wire on amazon and sent a temperature alarm. You don’t need Bluetooth and a fucking app to tell you when your meat is cooked.

You weren’t joking, those first two minutes were exceptional. I really think he’s in his final days, it reminds me of the first few videos he made right after stroke 2.

“That’s why I’m not dressed in my show shirt, we’re not even ready to get started on the video.” What a bumbling buffoon, you’re recording.. this is the start of the video.

The celebrity LARP is especially prominent in this video. Jack should give it up, there is no “show”, there are no “fans”, the only people that watch are the ones on this thread.

 

[buttvomit]

he finally removed the bacon up from the counter!

the best part of the video was the giant arrow pointing at the new guy " MY BUDDY CHAD"

 

[captkrisma]

"I have all these free products rolling in! They're all off camera! Why no, I won't move the camera to tease any new videos...why do you ask?"

 

[Kier Starmer]

Add it to Jack's pile of gay for jesus stuff:

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Is that how Jack grabs Jack Jnr after smoking weed. At least he can't now with the strong hand disabled.

 

[buttvomit]

looks like there's a new meat marine in town

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wonder if that guy is wearing jerry garcia's ashes around his neck

 

[Stasi]

the best part of the video was the giant arrow pointing at the new guy " MY BUDDY CHAD"

Guy 100% came over to pack his fudge while Tammy is out of the house. When Jack asked him to taste his meat on camera he probably thought it would be a fetish video for this weird old queer's collection. Poor guy had no idea he would end up on YouTube eating raw beef and probably wishes he charged Jack extra for his services.

 

[wdymbro]

Jack claims to have never made bad pulled pork but conveniently forgets about his meat claws video with the raw pork. I am not surprised with the state of his brain lately.

 

[DoorPost101]

Add it to Jack's pile of gay for jesus stuff:

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Jesus looks like a vampire about ready to bite some poor drugged victim.

 

[JackIsBlack]

I’m six minutes and 34 seconds into the latest video and oh my God! Who gives a damn about this man’s process?? He could have spent 15 seconds saying he was going to do things differently by cutting the pork in half or whatever the hell he said because the thermometer’s battery only lasts 4 hours.. like any other normal chef with a cooking show would. Just shove the meat stick up your ass already, Jack.

 

[Adamska]

The first thirty seconds of this are hilarious - it’s like a stroke is happening in realtime. His slurring and inability to complete a thought hasn’t been this bad since immediately after the stroke happened.

And nice to see Jack flush $199 more of Tammy’s money down the toilet in order to get $8 in Youtube revenue. This product is incredibly dumb. Buy a $30 thermometer with a wire on amazon and sent a temperature alarm. You don’t need Bluetooth and a fucking app to tell you when your meat is cooked.

The only reason I clicked this video is because I wanted to hear how bad it was, since he's used meat thermometers like this before and this just confirms he hoards them too despite not using them.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. He might have had a minor ischemic stroke earlier that day during recording that he didn't notice nor care about.

"I'm not even dressed with my show shirt "

Hmm, how long does it take jack to put a t-shirt on with the gimp arm? Never thought about it but could take 15mins and be the most physical thing he does all day

Jack only said that because he's an angy toddler that probably found my Manchild Shirt catalogue finally. He's using a new one that is expressly not one on the list.

Jack claims to have never made bad pulled pork but conveniently forgets about his meat claws video with the raw pork. I am not surprised with the state of his brain lately.

Jack doublethinks away his failures too, so it's probably both things.