Zoomer baes, do you want to take care of a baby, and an old invalid too? At the same time? If you answered "oh hell yeah," then let Lucas raw dog you.
You may need to explain to him how to perform the act. Be gentle. He is largely unfamiliar with female ananatomy. He thinks about sex constantly, but has an adolescent's understanding of the mechanics. Lucas is old, out of shape, fat, diabetic, medicated, and may be unable to perform the act. Even if he is able to achieve an erection, his comically small penis may prove incapable of penetrating a human female. If penetration is physically possible, the likelihood of Lucas having viable semen is quite low. It could be dead loads from a mico penis wielded by a naive oaf.
But anyway, if you are somehow able to navigate the technical challenges of mating with Lucas, and become pregnant, you will now be expected to care for 2 babies.
Some might look at this and say This is a tremendous amount of unpleasant effort for a disagreeable reward. Yes, it's true, Lucas has work cut out for him. He is trying to sell you, Zoomer bae, on a proposition that is not very appealing at a glance. To accomplish this task, all he needs to do is overcome the forces of ageism, bigotry, Capitalism, and God.
What a grand struggle.
