TractorGirl
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Thank you! Haha definitely taking all the pain relief at a proper hospital
Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.
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And don't let a crazy-eyed witch into your house within the first month of the baby's life.
These things used to be common knowledge but I guess in these modern times we've forgotten about the hazards of crazy-eyed witches.
Epidurals are worth it, and don't let the nurses bully you cause some will try. If you're in America you have the power as a patient to fire nurses that make you uncomfortable.Thank you! Haha definitely taking all the pain relief at a proper hospital
I wonder if Kaylee will ghost Jill about her first pregnancy and the birth of her child until she's properly rested. I really wouldn't blame her.
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Jill’s liner-encrusted demon eyes never cease to startle me when I scroll down and see ‘em. shudder
On the topic of Nathan… As much noise as fundies make about men supposedly being the head of the household, from what I’ve seen after watching these people for a while, it’s very easy for them to just be a figurehead while a woman like Jill is the actual ruler of the family.
Like somebody said earlier, a core component of fundie culture is making men and women feel like they’re naturally incompetent in the other’s realm and the realm of women includes pretty much EVERYTHING to do with the kids as well as all the domestic upkeep. And another big part of fundie culture is a huge emphasis on family connections as well as the idea that you should always defer to your elders.
So even if you’re supposed to have absolute power over what goes on with your family unit in theory, in practice it would still be seen as pretty uncouth to not only openly tell your wife's mother to take a hike and leave you alone, but tell her to do that in the context of her supposedly "helping" her daughter with the women-only realm of children and domestic work. It would be almost impossible to do that and still maintain the rest of your connections to the fundie community at large.
On the topic of Nathan… As much noise as fundies make about men supposedly being the head of the household, from what I’ve seen after watching these people for a while, it’s very easy for them to just be a figurehead while a woman like Jill is the actual ruler of the family.
Like somebody said earlier, a core component of fundie culture is making men and women feel like they’re naturally incompetent in the other’s realm and the realm of women includes pretty much EVERYTHING to do with the kids as well as all the domestic upkeep. And another big part of fundie culture is a huge emphasis on family connections as well as the idea that you should always defer to your elders.
So even if you’re supposed to have absolute power over what goes on with your family unit in theory, in practice it would still be seen as pretty uncouth to not only openly tell your wife's mother to take a hike and leave you alone, but tell her to do that in the context of her supposedly "helping" her daughter with the women-only realm of children and domestic work. It would be almost impossible to do that and still maintain the rest of your connections to the fundie community at large.
TractorGirl
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Maybe that’s why Jill wears the pants, cos FatFuckShrek does absolutely nothing. The kids do the yard work, the kids print their pamphlets, they’re in the RV 90% of the time so his only jobs are to drive and eat his family’s meal allowance.
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Jill, like the wicked witch she is, made a giant, sobbing, hysterical scene about having to finally leave Nurie and her family alone.
But don't worry - she's coming back in three fucking weeks for Thanksgiving, which Nurie is apparently expected to host for a minimum of 17 people and still suffering from birth injury. So that's why Jill so "selflessly" renovated the kitchen using Nathan and Nurie's cash
Oh, Jill guesses Susannah Keller is also related to Nemmy. Jill's obviously seething that her daughter settled near her in laws rather than near Sweet Mama; I wouldn't be surprised if Jill gets tired of the barndominium soon and starts bugging David for a move south.
Jill has cranked the drama up to 11 after being made to leave Nurie's house to gift some more. Nurie, what if he DIES before Mimi Can see him again? Just what every new mother needs to fear, right?
Anyhoodle, Jill has gone back to a rich grifting well! For ten years, these people have housed and fed Jill and Co whenever Jill's wanderlust has taken her nearby. Someone let Renee ride a horse in high heels. Maybe natural selection will take out a few Rodlets and there will finally be enough to feed them more than they'd receive in Auswitz.
But don't worry - she's coming back in three fucking weeks for Thanksgiving, which Nurie is apparently expected to host for a minimum of 17 people and still suffering from birth injury. So that's why Jill so "selflessly" renovated the kitchen using Nathan and Nurie's cash
Oh, Jill guesses Susannah Keller is also related to Nemmy. Jill's obviously seething that her daughter settled near her in laws rather than near Sweet Mama; I wouldn't be surprised if Jill gets tired of the barndominium soon and starts bugging David for a move south.
Jill has cranked the drama up to 11 after being made to leave Nurie's house to gift some more. Nurie, what if he DIES before Mimi Can see him again? Just what every new mother needs to fear, right?
Anyhoodle, Jill has gone back to a rich grifting well! For ten years, these people have housed and fed Jill and Co whenever Jill's wanderlust has taken her nearby. Someone let Renee ride a horse in high heels. Maybe natural selection will take out a few Rodlets and there will finally be enough to feed them more than they'd receive in Auswitz.
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Yes, epidurals are worth it, I had one with cheeselet #2, it was heaven.
And don't stay with your OB if he makes you feel bad for any of your choices.
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Colour me extremely surprised that Jill doesn’t force the girls to ride side-saddle in their long skirts!
(Side saddle is either as safe as or safer than riding conventionally... also, it came about as a way to still be ‘feminine’ when doing things ‘unbecoming’ of a lady [i.e.: straddling a horse], and more importantly, for preserving a proper young lady’s hymen for marriage.)
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Jill is boomer memeing at maximum cope levels on Facebook.
Jill has no idea whether Baldwin owns guns, nor does she seem to understand the levels to which having a gun in your home raises your risk of being a victim of a violent crime. But you can't stop the hyperbole of a self professed Christian who schlicks off to the idea of owning firearms.
It's just like Jesus said in that one verse... oh wait
And, despite being an excellent communist who expects the people to house and feed her family, and provide them with healthcare, Jill warns against following her communal living ways. Weird!
I won't post her latest sermon because women are forbidden from preaching. Just looking out for you, girl!
Jill has no idea whether Baldwin owns guns, nor does she seem to understand the levels to which having a gun in your home raises your risk of being a victim of a violent crime. But you can't stop the hyperbole of a self professed Christian who schlicks off to the idea of owning firearms.
It's just like Jesus said in that one verse... oh wait
And, despite being an excellent communist who expects the people to house and feed her family, and provide them with healthcare, Jill warns against following her communal living ways. Weird!
I won't post her latest sermon because women are forbidden from preaching. Just looking out for you, girl!
SituationTypeThing
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well, congrats on not killing anyone to the broke guy who chose to waste all his disposable income on guns, gun parts and ammo, I guess? Nobody asked him to own guns, it's not noble to spend your last dime on something like guns, might as well be broke and spend your last dime on car rims. He chose an expensive hobby with a goal of potentially killing someone or something. He just hasn't had the opportunity... yet. A key difference between Baldwin and Billy Bob Gunner is Baldwin was inconsolable after accidentally killing someone, Billy Bob is prepared and waiting for the opportunity to kill someone. Who would Jesus love more, a hypocrite or a sociopath*?
*I don't believe all gun owners are sociopaths, just countering an absurd meme with an outrageous statement
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Jesus told his followers to sell their cloak and buy a sword if they didn't have one.
There is nothing about gun ownership that goes against a belief in Christianity. That said those memes are super shitty and boomerish.
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Actual side-saddle rider here. (If I wasn incrediby high I could write you an entire dissertation on the practice, assuming anyone would care and I am going to assume they don't.) It's a complex and challenging sport requiring special equipment 'and training; and without that training and equipment, trying to mimic it 'just for fun' or 'just for pictures' can result in injuries. Jill has no fucking idea of any of this or what it involves. And she has no idea that she has no idea, And that's the dangerous part.
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So is riding a horse front-facing safer for untrained people like the Rodlets?
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You still face front when riding sidesaddle, but both of your legs are on the left side of the horse. The saddle makes it possible. As for untrained people like the Rodlets I'd get them the quietest school horses I could find and put them in a closed arena - in idiot-proof tack. Then I'd be okay with them riding (in the arena, with a trainer present)
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Jesus Christ, I hope they don't have a gun. You know they wouldn't care about any safety rules and the kids would have an easy access to it.
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I hope they DO have a gun. That's 100 percent halal fundie birth control.
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She shills pyramid schemes of course the bitch is a facebook boomer who shares random posts with 0 facts ect.
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The heels on the horse are stupid, but to be fair, a flat soledshoe with no heel (think uggs, etc) would be much, much worse. Having a slight heel stops your foot from sliding through the stirrup and getting your leg stuck which, if you were to fall off the horse, could end in you getting dragged to your death. The heels are stupid, don't get me wrong, but they're actually safer than some alternatives. That's why proper riding boots will always have a slight heel.
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FFS, Baldwin might be a cock but it is 100% certain that he had no intention of blowing away his DoP nor did he have any reason to believe it would be possible when he used what he believed to be a safe prop weapon. The dude is obviously inconsolable over what he's done.
Plus, the fucking Queen of England rides sidesaddle. She is a hardcore immortal. That shit is clearly not for the weak.
Plus, the fucking Queen of England rides sidesaddle. She is a hardcore immortal. That shit is clearly not for the weak.
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Damn straight. You need some serious core stength to be able to sit (On a moving horse), perfectly balancing yourself on an invisible axis with 2/3rds of your body mass on the left side. A rider also nends very strong legs, and better than average upper body strength. Why? Because your partner in this sport is a half-ton free spirit with an unexplained terror of miscellaneous random things (airborne plastic bags/scraps of paper, small childre, (some) small dogs, the fact that the gate is now painted a different color, etc. etc... who is also cabable of hitting 30+ mph from a dead stop if they wanted to. Happy riding!
(edit: typo)