James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
I wonder how Mike came across this, it didn't really make big waves, did it? That makes it even funnier though, all these Channel Awesome-tier Youtubers have been desperate to collaborate with RLM for years but only ever get acknowledged as a punchline (same with "MovieBlob" and that old forum post about Nostalgia Critic).
 
That's gotta sting knowing that both known serial murderer Mike and arsonist Rich could make a jab and get away with it scot-free
the reality about the monster madness plagiarizing is it shows James really doesn't manage his time or write his own scripts anymore.
james was literally the closest thing to a living monster movie encyclopedia.
he knows a shit ton about monster movies and horror films and he wanted to make B movie horror films for a living. he could have easily made a review and done it in his own words. he just doesnt care anymore.
 
What's really eating up all of James' time
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Speaking of his faces, I've really grown to hate that stupidass fake frown he'll do.
I guess Iḿ still wearing nostalgia goggles but to me thatś the face of someone raging at pointless shit - an angry videogame nerd if you wilḷ It no longer fits though because he doesn´t have the passion, instead heś the tired middle-aged daḍ TMAD should have his own stupidass fake frown, maybe this?

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I get it, time fucks us all, but surely a cinematographer should know the "laptop webcam" angle combined with 45 degree neck turn looks like assssssssssssssssssss ̣

I can still enjoy the irony that the whole premise of the AVGN character stuck in a self-imposed purgatory of playing shitty games which he could leave at any time - whereas James is stuck in a self-imposed purgatory of playing shitty games which he could leave at any time ̣
 
I guess Iḿ still wearing nostalgia goggles but to me thatś the face of someone raging at pointless shit - an angry videogame nerd if you wilḷ It no longer fits though because he doesn´t have the passion, instead heś the tired middle-aged daḍ TMAD should have his own stupidass fake frown, maybe this?

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I get it, time fucks us all, but surely a cinematographer should know the "laptop webcam" angle combined with 45 degree neck turn looks like assssssssssssssssssss ̣

I can still enjoy the irony that the whole premise of the AVGN character stuck in a self-imposed purgatory of playing shitty games which he could leave at any time - whereas James is stuck in a self-imposed purgatory of playing shitty games which he could leave at any time ̣
couldn't even put the effort to dress up for halloween
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unless that AVGN shirt is dressing up for halloween
 
To go back to how James goes "Yeah, mhmm, yeah." All the time, I think it's just nervousness and that's just how he talks. Proof of this as far back as 08 when he was on Opie & Anthony.


It's great when they give him shit for saying "Yeah." But it's still obvious when he's engaged with the conversation as evidenced by the Screen Wave videos.
 
I know I am late on this but is it the slobs or James that want to be the next RLM?
None of the RLM shots are original so I think that's an unfair comparison. There's no other normal looking way to get 4 people in frame with a single camera.


I am curious as to why anyone likes RLM? I tried watching the episode posted earlier and nothing they said was interesting or funny.
 
I am curious as to why anyone likes RLM? I tried watching the episode posted earlier and nothing they said was interesting or funny.
I think it's like an e-nerd hipster cred thing. A lot of people on this forum suck their dicks for some reason and I can't fathom why. The RLM guys were almost certainly bullied constantly in school and given swirlies.
 
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