🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Twinkletard]

Hey now, the Ralphamale is actually investing in his kid's future by risking it all on the ponies. Banks are only used by the dastardly Jew cucks at the Karen Farms.

His parents were the type who probably thought scratch off lotto tickets were a retirement vehicle.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Gross, two fat sexual deviants overshare on Twitter. Ralph confirms he was jacking it during the Soph stream?
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It's embarrassing as fuck that he's trying to get visibility off of boogie of all people. Ralph should probably look at boogie's career at the moment (or lack thereof) before deciding to throw his lot in with him.

 

[Slav Power]

Seems that Ralph is taking Goebbels' words to heart.
A lie repeated a thousand times becomes the truth.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

It's embarrassing as fuck that he's trying to get visibility off of boogie of all people. Ralph should probably look at boogie's career at the moment (or lack thereof) before deciding to throw his lot in with him.

Given he tweeted out “free baked alaska”. I think he is desperate for friends or potential guests, even ones he’s previously roasted. ( the famous boogie clip from his show was supposed to be folks setting up & beating on boogie, boogie threw them a few curves and walked away smiling

 

[Null]

I cannot overstate the mirth of seeing Ralph piss off what remains of his audience.

 

[bigwetfarts]

I had an interaction with Ralph, years ago.

No idea if this is of any interest but during goobergate, I was one of the naive retards who thought this was actually about ethics. At one point a bunch of em started hyping some garbage indie game because the dev was "on their side", which is pretty much what they claimed the other side was doing initially with Quinn and that reporter. So I point it out. Ralph replies to me, which results in a bunch of people harrassing me for a few hours. After exchanging a couple DMs, he felt bad about it and we talked a bit after that, but that's when I realized these people are cunts and they do not give a fuck about ethics. From talking to him, he seemed like a pretty reasonable guy back then, I think he started being an asshole just for the money, like most of the alt-right.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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I cannot overstate the mirth of seeing Ralph piss off what remains of his audience.

The fact he still has a still from the Chris video as his banner is so fucking kino as he fucking rees like a tranny on Twitter.

I do wonder how you feel about him now having made more money off of Chris and having more of his Internet relevance tied to Chris than you now.

 

[Null]

I do wonder how you feel about him now having made more money off of Chris and having more of his Internet relevance tied to Chris than you now.

I'm not going to compare dick sizes with Ralph but I really doubt he made more off the footage rights than the coins made. It wouldn't matter to me regardless. Seeing Chris actually being arrested was invaluable to me personally. Ralph did me a great favor and brought closure to the Chris shit.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I genuinely do not understand how people like Ethan Ralph and his sphere have gotten banned from every video platform under the sun, but all of them still have twitter accounts.

 

[Null]

btw the advice in that article is:

The Department of Education makes it hard for you, and ugly. But it is possible to survive the life of default. You might want to follow these steps: Get as many credit cards as you can before your credit is ruined. Find a stable housing situation. Pay your rent on time so that you have a good record in that area when you do have to move. Live with or marry someone with good credit (preferably someone who shares your desperate nihilism).

tl;dr: prepare before defaulting. Ralph didn't do that.

I genuinely do not understand how people like Ethan Ralph and his sphere have gotten banned from every video platform under the sun, but all of them still have twitter accounts.

His blue checkmark is unironically his most valuable asset. He never fucks around with it.

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

His blue checkmark is unironically his most valuable asset. He never fucks around with it.

The only asset in his possession the gov't can't put a lien against.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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I cannot overstate the mirth of seeing Ralph piss off what remains of his audience.

Lol. Sure Ralph, that’s why your mother lived in a home she had to rent after defaulting on the mortgage and you live in a shitty rental home in an very cheap property market. No bank on earth would give him a mortgage.

He’s a 36 year old man with kid on the way and can’t afford to buy a home for his supposed family. This is the first year, after 34 years, Ralph hasn’t been sheltered and supported by his mom. But he’s got great credit guys, Ralph has it all figured out.

I’m sure he only moved out of momma’s shack because he got May to put the utilities in her name, that’s how bad Ralph’s credit is.

May and little Sandra will be in a HUD rental by next year at this rate.

 

[MeltyTW]

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I cannot overstate the mirth of seeing Ralph piss off what remains of his audience.

Fucker you're just coping and seething at how ralpha he is on his perma period, bitch

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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btw the advice in that article is:

Take money off the government (see: the people via taxation) for education and don't pay it back.

Ralph is student of politics and doesn't understand the tragedy of the commons. You'd think someone who is basically NatSoc would highlight how damaging this is to wider society as something bad.

He's the epitomy of a wigger. All me me me. Noted US student loan system is shit, but people like Ralph are encouraging behaviour that makes it more expensive.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Losing that checkmark would destroy him in ways going to jail, losing his child and being proven to have a small dick never could. The tantrum would be legendary. Unfortunately no one cares about Ralph, not even twitter staff who probably just don't notice him.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph is student of politics and doesn't understand the tragedy of the commons. You'd think someone who is basically NatSoc would highlight how damaging this is to wider society as something bad.

The true Ralphamale way is to not even pay medical bills. Fuck settling debt, just be a parasite and blow your money on gambling in Vegas!

I wonder if Ralph will live to regret this...at some point in his future he may need to rely on a hospital to keep him alive. He already admitted to being a gimp with a bad leg and he's only in his mid thirties....image how he'll be feeling in 10 years if he's still alive.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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btw the advice in that article is:



tl;dr: prepare before defaulting. Ralph didn't do that.


His blue checkmark is unironically his most valuable asset. He never fucks around with it.

Can government at one point just garnish whatever money his making ? I'm pretty sure they can directly take out of his bank account.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Saving the white race by acting blacker than ol' coalie's ass.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Can government at one point just garnish whatever money his making ? I'm pretty sure they can directly take out of his bank account.

In theory the hospitals could go after him, but Ralph is broke as shit.

Can't squeeze blood from a stone. Poverty shit like this happens all the time in the US, the hospitals just eat the loss, making your healthcare and insurance more expensive. You are paying for the medical care of Ethan Ralph, even if you have private insurance.

 

[Chris Chad]

Based leader of the White race, Ethan Ralph, telling all you whiteys exactly how to act like a nigger.