Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

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As much as this makes people mad at Chris, I have hopes for the Jail Letters Saga.
Previous sagas were autistic since you needed to have a Master's degree in autism to wade through Chris' bullshit to interact with him. You also needed to team up with other autists since a single autist would most likely get his trolling plans derailed by other autists.
The Letter saga puts an end to that. Anyone in the US can send Chris a letter, and it's impossible to roleplay extensively with Chris through a letter. Furthermore, if people have good opsec, they would be able to avoid getting doxed far more easily. More normies would be incentivised to fuck around with Chris. Though some of the letters so far have been completely autistic, like the Islam and Plush Toy letter, other letters like the first letter, the Kengle letter, and this one have been illuminating.
Hopefully less autistic people will write to Chris in the future.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Furthermore, if people have good opsec, they would be able to avoid getting doxed far more easily
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Press X to doubt anyone writing to Chris has good OpSec.
Although as long as it's not encouraging him and just getting info, and giving him someone to talk to (as isolation is going to make him worse) I have no problem with it.
It's when people just waste postage asking him about sodomizing plushies or come up with bullshit to turn him into a fucking Wahabist then come here demanding we kiss their ass that pisses me off.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah Heretic Chris is starting to grate on my nerves.
I really thought he'd be more effected by having his whole life destroyed and this is the longest he's ever been away from Barb, I would have thought he'd have some concern for her considering he's never likely to see her again but the Motherfucker is so arrogant, so solipsistic, he just could not give a fuck.
He's in jail for fucking his smoothbrain Mom and he's giving it fucking 2 star reviews like he's on holiday with Gunt in a shitty Vegas hotel.
And he's enjoying the food.
He's ENJOYING jail food ffs.
What the fuck even is he??
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You're talking about a guy who regularly ate McDonald's and shitty Hungry Man TV dinners. Jail food is likely the closest thing Chris has had to a decent meal in his adult life.
 
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ANobody said:
"The Old Testament of Any Bible"?
Does he mean other translations? Does he think all holy texts are calles Bibles and are divided in Testaments? So many questions so little time
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He has a very literal way of speaking (remember him calling Barb "in her over-50s"?). He probably just means "pick any Bible and see".
 
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I have been in the camp Chris is a lot more unhappy than he leads on, he's been broken brain and now his made up land has taken over for reality of what things are. I also think he's always been deathly lonely, and his dumb ass waddling up to the bored as fuck guards who probably smile nod and laugh when really are disgusted by him makes him think he has friends because he has a literal captive audience with them till shift is up.

Also, I'll take a top hat but who ever is putting money on his books needs to get fucking thrown into a wood chipper.

Granted, if this shit about Barb writing him is true... maybe she's doing it, oh god if that's the case so much changes and I think I'll spare that rant but it makes me even more sick to my stomach, and the cheap red wine last night isn't helping.
 
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DerShqiptid said:
1389 was the battle of kosovo

Completely unrelated to chris' delusions
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If I recall correctly, the Idea Guys made the Serbian wars against muslims in Bosnia and Kosovo part of the CWCville canon. Thus the historical battle against the Ottomans being a founding myth of Serbian identity is probably relevant.

Halloween Hulk Hogan said:
As @Turbocuck mentioned, jail is probably an improvement on living with Barb. Why would he regret what he did? (Y'know, besides having a conscience, but he clearly doesn't have one)
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He's in a clean place where he doesn't have to work (remember in pre-trial jail you cannot be made to do chores, etc. because the slavery loophole in the 13th Amendmen only applies *after* conviction). While it sucks that he doesn't have his toys, everything else is taken care of. It's like a shitty bed and breakfast that you don't have to pay for unless you use the commissary. It only makes sense that he'd give it 2/5 stars based on those criteria. Like it would be 1/5, except it's free so it's 2/5. If he were occasionally allowed out to go to pony cons, had internet, was allowed to have his toys, and allowed to have Barb over for conjugal visits, it would be the best life he'd ever had 5/5.

It's definitely an improvement over his drive to Cleveland, or his trip to Too Many Games. He's definitely experienced worse than jail.

Bassomatic said:
Also, I'll take a top hat but who ever is putting money on his books needs to get fucking thrown into a wood chipper.
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There's a non-zero possibility now that it was Barb that put money in his account.

Least Concern said:
I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ, complete with ALL of the memories from the year Zero to physical ascension to Heaven,
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I find it the icing on the cake that Chris doesn't understand that there was no "year zero" as that's not how reign dates were calculated in antiquity, and still aren't, regardless of the culture or religion.
 
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ANobody said:
"The Old Testament of Any Bible"?
Does he mean other translations? Does he think all holy texts are calles Bibles and are divided in Testaments? So many questions so little time
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I think your latter guess is prolly correct. Chris doesnt even understand what australia is if you believe bob, how could he possible understand the religions of the world?
 
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OkiiManko said:
1389 A.D. saw the death of Pope Urban at the hands of a mob of jerkardinals for daring to say that churchies shouldn't do it for the money.
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ACKSHUALLY the schism started with Urban's ascent not his death and he died falling off a horse.

But the analogous event to the Western Schism must be the acrimonious breakup of the Watchmen, so it kind of makes sense? That would make @Psychic Espeon Urban VI, who "lacked Christian gentleness and charity [and] was naturally arbitrary and extremely violent and imprudent" and couldn't get along with people and would have gotten utterly BTFO if not for Catherine of Siena, meanwhile this makes @naught antipope Clement VII, who was a war criminal (fitting) and a bit of a dunce (no word on whether he was into lolicon) which in turn must make Meg Ringo Joanna of Naples. But in this grimdark retelling of history I guess St. Kate (ora pro nobis) never showed up to prevent Urban from succumbing to his own fuckery so I guess now we know where everything went wrong.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
a luxurious honeymoon meal was a TV dinner
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I love everything about that imaginary honeymoon in Sonichu Comic Special 3. He goes to the nearest budget hotel, "Double-CWC hotel," which was meant to be a DoubleTree hotel, which isn't upscale enough to be somewhere you should go for a honeymoon.

Also, honeymoons are typically in a remote exotic location, but for dumbass Chris, he just wanted to drive a few minutes to the nearest cheap hotel he could pay for with his welfare leech money because he always refused to work all his life. Then you have the specification of five Glade™ air fresheners because Chris always smells like shit and body odor because he only showers once a month, and he shits in his underwear constantly.

The whole thing was just a nightmare, but Chris thought it was the most romantic thing imaginable.
 
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Mr.Hyde said:
if he is in contact with barb it means he is getting out more than likely
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Whatever Chris is done, Barb is still his mother and the only family but she's really close too.

Probably one of the reasons she didn't turn him in, but when she was confronted and they were running tests there was nothing she could really do to stop them.

They're family, what is she supposed to do?
 
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