Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

i guess its not duplicate content if its on two different channels?

Actually it is and can be reported a such.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

More junk for the hoarder to waste TamTam’s money on.

 

[wdymbro]

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More junk for the hoarder to waste TamTam’s money on.

I want to reply with that bullshit "Christmas is for friends and family, not spending money" thing he posted on facebook not long ago to all of his new gadget posts. Just to see how long it would take before I get blocked.

 

[desudesu]

Really excited for the PCTLM stream today. I'm sure Gastrosexual Healing 3 will be inevitable given all the lowkey sexual quips the fat man made in the "Meat Stick" episode.

Also the lady in blue for the latest Calhoun BBQ WURZ looked REALLY uncomfortable with the fat man filming her near the end. God, his poor "friends" really cannot catch a break and enjoy a meal without fatty shoving his camera everywhere.

 

[Joycondrift]

You know.


All the "changes" jack has attempted to make with his cooking videos (the assumption being he's reading this thread)

All that shit goes out the window because at his core, the scarf on the go vids showcase how much of a rotten uncultured boomer he is.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

This description of rare triggers me

Properly cooked rare is not a "cool center"

They're confusing rare with raw

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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This description of rare triggers me

Properly cooked rare is not a "cool center"

They're confusing rare with raw

Looks like a right place for Jack then. He could not tell the difference.

 

[stets]

EDIT: I saw that The Meatstick also has an affiliate program and a brand ambassador program. Not hard to see why Jack did this video now...

If Jack provides an affiliate link or code then I missed it. There's nothing in the description either. He bought this with Tammy's money. He couldn't even been bothered to fill out a form.

Actually it is and can be reported a such

I see no option to report duplicate videos. It may technically be against their TOS, but it's obviously not something they're remotely concerned with considering the amount of duplicate and reuploaded content on their platform.

 

[Coupon11]

I'm new to this person. Why is he called a "Salmonella survivor"? Does he actually frequently get gastroenteritis from eating his undercooked chicken?

 

[DontEatThat]

I'm new to this person. Why is he called a "Salmonella survivor"? Does he actually frequently get gastroenteritis from eating his undercooked chicken?

He is notorious for under cooking meat and has been shown eating said under cooked meat. Whether its his raw bison burger, pulled pork claw, shake n bake, or wet brine chicken videos all of the meat is extremely pink and unsafe to eat by most standards. He is impatent when it comes to cooking so he will try to cook his food as quickly as possible under high heat, thinking itll cook just the same (it does not). He never has outright said he suffered any ill effects because its a bruise to his ego, but he has been to the hospital for various issues due to his diet. He also has bitched about how long plumbing workers take to fix his shitter in the past so were well aware he fucks up his insides pretty often.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I'm new to this person. Why is he called a "Salmonella survivor"? Does he actually frequently get gastroenteritis from eating his undercooked chicken?

We have no solid proof he has ever suffered from Salmonella, E.Coli, or any other food poisoning. Perhaps his body has adapted to the pathogens.

 

[desudesu]

We have no solid proof he has ever suffered from Salmonella, E.Coli, or any other food poisoning. Perhaps his body has adapted to the pathogens.

It is also believed that he is thoroughly possessed and protected by the spirit of the Wendigo. That is why he doesn't die despite having 3+ strokes, a dead arm, diabetes, frequent kidney stones, a blown gallbladder and an exploded Achilles tendon.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Really excited for the PCTLM stream today. I'm sure Gastrosexual Healing 3 will be inevitable given all the lowkey sexual quips the fat man made in the "Meat Stick" episode.

Also the lady in blue for the latest Calhoun BBQ WURZ looked REALLY uncomfortable with the fat man filming her near the end. God, his poor "friends" really cannot catch a break and enjoy a meal without fatty shoving his camera everywhere.

Hope we did ok.

 

[Adamska]

I'm amazed he gorges on his way, but I shouldn't be. I like he picked his friend up at "cwc ville" I can't unhear it. "soccer you find in mexican resturants" NICE Jack. Granted I like to dab on poverty ball a little this was just face slap.

Remember, eat before you eat.

He doesn't like it, being a tomato based, tasting like tomato. Jack is upset his friend is trying a small portion esp being told it's not good. So far no one likes it. Jack has the Sampler, it looks like enough for 2, the Brisket, looks eh.

Reminder that this is Jack's damn fault that they chose to eat there. Fatty Doo Doo needs his narcissistic supply and ability to shove his camera into people's faces, so he's always scared of Ma and Pa stores who might kick him out.

I'm actually amused at him bitching about this place's sauce having tomato in it. Why? Because NC has two varying styles of Barbecue. Eastern NC style is the vinegar/spice spritz you'd expect, but Calhoun's clearly either is even MORE shit than Jack admits, or they sell Lexington Style BBQ.

West North Carolina has its own barbecue tradition, in that they tend to add a bit of tomato to their spritz, and prefer to only sell dark meat. I can't wait for Jack to bitch when he goes to a South Carolina BBQ spot that does their mustard based stuff.

these landwhales really couldn't wait until they got to NC/SC, so they had to stop at a bbq place in TN. despite jack saying it's not part of the bbq wars tour, the video title still says bbq wars

Jack couldn't wait because he got hangy. Also I fully fucking expect that this newest gluttony series will only be in TN.

he asks tammy permission to order potato skins and fried pickles as if to pretend he's still following the profile by sanford diet. tammy sarcastically responds by saying "sure you can!" and "you do you!," completely out of fucks to give in regards to what jack shovels into his mouth. hey, at least she tried for a little while

Gotta love how Jack is so fucking stupid that he thinks anyone but himself will be fooled by his clearly fake and gay diet.

jack is amazed that this restaurant serves a burger despite the fact that there's a burger place next door. "it's weird if we were on burger wars tour we'd be over there". there's literally nothing left in this guys head

And of course he goes full Pavlovian response. Again, there are some birds smarter than Jack that do not instinctively squawk out "wars" when they see a burger or pizza.

jack predictably criticized their bbq sauce like he does at every single bbq place he eats at

The fat narcissist thinks his basic bitch Kansas City style shit is the best... which is why he never fucking uses it unless we point it out. It's even dumber given that Rob full on shows that his sauce isn't that bad (beyond it's bullshit pricing), making Jack refusing to use it utterly baffling.

jack is visibly triggered as his friend only tries a small dollop of the bbq sauce. did jack expect him to pour out half the bottle just to try it?

Yes. He fully expects people to agree and do as he do. This jokester unironically is closer to doing proper barbecue as I've learned since I learned how ignorant I was than Jack by his restraint.

jack's plate arrived and he begins to panic, asking if his bowl of baked beans is cole slaw (i'm not kidding)

*what is this?! what is that?!*

Muushh, it all returns to muuuusssshhh.

Thank god I don't have to watch this shit until I inevitably catch up on the Boy's Club episode I missed.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

looks like mitch and his wife have been replaced. being the stroked out r.etard he is, jack fails to introduce his new gluttony wars buddy until a few minutes into the video. i wonder if this is his doctor who he claimed would join him on the tour

these landwhales really couldn't wait until they got to NC/SC, so they had to stop at a bbq place in TN. despite jack saying it's not part of the bbq wars tour, the video title still says bbq wars

*sees soccer playing on TV, must mean they serve mexican food* never change jack, never change

jack gets distracted by the burger place across the street while heading to his seat

he asks tammy permission to order potato skins and fried pickles as if to pretend he's still following the profile by sanford diet. tammy sarcastically responds by saying "sure you can!" and "you do you!," completely out of fucks to give in regards to what jack shovels into his mouth. hey, at least she tried for a little while

jack is amazed that this restaurant serves a burger despite the fact that there's a burger place next door. "it's weird if we were on burger wars tour we'd be over there". there's literally nothing left in this guys head

jack predictably criticized their bbq sauce like he does at every single bbq place he eats at

jack is visibly triggered as his friend only tries a small dollop of the bbq sauce. did jack expect him to pour out half the bottle just to try it?

jack's plate arrived and he begins to panic, asking if his bowl of baked beans is cole slaw (i'm not kidding)

*what is this?! what is that?!*


the rest of the video is just people eating and jack asking everyone for their opinions on the place

That is a disgusting menu with all the grease marks and fingerprints on it. Unless it's printed that way in which case it's still disgusting.

If they don't care enough about the state of their menus then I shudder to think how dirty that kitchen is. No word of a lie. If I walked into a place and my menu looked like that I'd walk out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Hope we did ok.

Halloween classic Jack section was great. Was funny watching Jack make fuck hole pumpkins over the years.

You had a tough job trying to make Jack's content from this week entertaining. You managed to mine for gold in those turds so more power to ya. He content just keeps getting worse.

The bit about the cat was hilarious. Internet cats are big business. You don't want to piss off the cat lobby. They will fuck your shit up. You should monetize your cats somehow. Making fun of Jack and cats. There's gotta be a winning formula in that someplace.

 

[Adamska]

Hope we did ok.

Catching up on it as we speak. Thank you for saying that Jack scrabbled together scraps for his Vegas tours; I genuinely think the footage overall was scraps, since it's very clear the entire family did not want Fatty Doo Doo to film everything.

Also daily reminder that Jack believes Pulled Pork is a cut.

I also saw the GH3 beforehand; it's pretty good, but I'll admit it's carried by the reactions.

 

[Buck Mullet]

The moment when you realize Jack is going to obtrusively film and ask retarded questions the entire time everywhere they eat. This guy and his wife are the casualties of Jack's BBQ war.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm new to this person. Why is he called a "Salmonella survivor"? Does he actually frequently get gastroenteritis from eating his undercooked chicken?

Because he is completely immune to it. He constantly eats nearly raw chicken, cross-contaminates raw meat with other foods, and yet has never had an acute episode of any kind.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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I wonder if anyone has ever told Jacko that PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE FILMED WHILE EATING. Has it ever occurred to him? I'm curious if he has ever been forced to face any kind of consequences for his insufferable behavior. I bet Tammy yelled at him a couple times then just gave up because his stroked-out brain is incapable of learning.

Anyways, judge me as you will, but Jesus fuck that video made me hungry as hell for some chicken wangs and ribs. Fuck you Jack. Go back to filming the shit that you cook instead, because seeing that shit always makes me lose my appetite.