US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

lol wonder how they'll handle Joe inevitably saying nigger with a hard R on live TV.

I think it'll be met with Cuomo levels of bus throwing and unpersoning where they suddenly act like they all hated Biden all along and jerk themselves off over how Democrats are willing to police their own bad behavior unlike the Rethuglikkkans, force Kamala and her unnatural smile to take the helm and declare that it's a new day for the Democratic Party now that the last of the evil old white men are gone.

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't know if this is recent or just memeology101 digging up old news, but the look on Macron's face when the harpiesstaffers start screeching at the press to leave is absolutely priceless. Same shit they pulled with BoJo. It's one thing to do this on the home turf, but dictating to the foreign press in the élysée seems a tad arrogant.

That's the American way. What we says, goes. Don't like it, fuck you.

 

[Trianon]

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Only thing I've seen of this so far, but it wasn't like I looked into it deep or anything.

Remember they will say this is profane, outrageous, etc. etc. even though they claimed Trump wore diapers for 4 years.

They were touting how "long" the meeting was as evidence that Francis and Biden got along great and chastising U.S. Catholics for wanting him denied communion.

I don't know if this is recent or just memeology101 digging up old news, but the look on Macron's face when the harpiesstaffers start screeching at the press to leave is absolutely priceless. Same shit they pulled with BoJo. It's one thing to do this on the home turf, but dictating to the foreign press in the élysée seems a tad arrogant.

This after Joe told Macron he "thought they'd told you" about the Australia sub deal and refused to apologize for it. Europe as a whole is silently begging for Trump to come back.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

That's the American way. What we says, goes. Don't like it, fuck you.

I thought it was funnier when the Chinese did this shit to Obama and his retinue during a visit to China, and they stood there on that runway and took it.

 

[Sithis]

A Southwest Airlines pilot reportedly used an anti-Joe Biden chant during an announcement to passengers with an AP journalist onboard

AP journalist Colleen Long said she tried to get the pilot to open the locked cockpit door in an attempt to get a comment for a story she was writing on the phrase.

www.yahoo.com

Lmao apparently now the journowhore who wrote the pearl clutching AP piece about Let's Go Brandon is now trying to claim she was on a SWA flight and almost got removed from the plane because the pilot said "Let's go Brandon" and she kept trying to get access to the cockpit to interrogate him about it

 

[pwnest injun]

This administration is the most feminized government I've ever seen. It's obsessed with managing its appearances, constantly checking to see what's popular so that it can pretend that it always liked that thing, and it's fucking late getting ready every time it goes out.

 

[The Nothingness]

If Biden did poop his pants in front of the pontiff, did he say this afterwards?

 

[Oxous]

A Southwest Airlines pilot reportedly used an anti-Joe Biden chant during an announcement to passengers with an AP journalist onboard

AP journalist Colleen Long said she tried to get the pilot to open the locked cockpit door in an attempt to get a comment for a story she was writing on the phrase.

www.yahoo.com

Lmao apparently now the journowhore who wrote the pearl clutching AP piece about Let's Go Brandon is now trying to claim she was on a SWA flight and almost got removed from the plane because the pilot said "Let's go Brandon" and she kept trying to get access to the cockpit to interrogate him about it

Things that didn't happen for $500, Brandon

 

[Coupon11]

I've decided to start reading the Wikipedia article about Joe Biden, just so I can know a little abuot what I'm talking about, instead of being like 12 year old spouting nonsense in Reddit comments. I'm surprised to find out he isn't really such a saint. In his failed 1988 presidential campaign, he told several lies about himself and plagiarized several speeches. During the Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings for the appointment of Clarence Thomas as a Supreme Court Justice, he brushed aside Anita Hill's allegations that Thomas sexually harassed her. I'm surprised the online left hasn't found these things and gotten Biden cancelled for them. It goes to show you the online left mostly spouts babble and doesn't so much as crack a book to gain background on what they're talking about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden

 

[Aldeland]

Things that didn't happen for $500, Brandon

I wonder if she even knows why they keep those locked during flight?

 

[wopirish]

I've decided to start reading the Wikipedia article about Joe Biden, just so I can know a little abuot what I'm talking about, instead of being like 12 year old spouting nonsense in Reddit comments. I'm surprised to find out he isn't really such a saint. In his failed 1988 presidential campaign, he told several lies about himself and plagiarized several speeches. During the Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings for the appointment of Clarence Thomas as a Supreme Court Justice, he brushed aside Anita Hill's allegations that Thomas sexually harassed her. I'm surprised the online left hasn't found these things and gotten Biden cancelled for them. It goes to show you the online left mostly spouts babble and doesn't so much as crack a book to gain background on what they're talking about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden

You really think they care? #believeallwomen was thrown in a woodchipper when Biden got #metoo'd. How many times has the media talked about it since then?

 

[PenguinSuitAlice]

I've decided to start reading the Wikipedia article about Joe Biden, just so I can know a little abuot what I'm talking about, instead of being like 12 year old spouting nonsense in Reddit comments. I'm surprised to find out he isn't really such a saint. In his failed 1988 presidential campaign, he told several lies about himself and plagiarized several speeches. During the Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings for the appointment of Clarence Thomas as a Supreme Court Justice, he brushed aside Anita Hill's allegations that Thomas sexually harassed her. I'm surprised the online left hasn't found these things and gotten Biden cancelled for them. It goes to show you the online left mostly spouts babble and doesn't so much as crack a book to gain background on what they're talking about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden

Oh, they're aware, they just know that if they do so, they lose their grasp on power further, or do the unthinkable: have to admit they were wrong to nominate him for the election.

 

[The Nothingness]

I've decided to start reading the Wikipedia article about Joe Biden, just so I can know a little abuot what I'm talking about, instead of being like 12 year old spouting nonsense in Reddit comments. I'm surprised to find out he isn't really such a saint. In his failed 1988 presidential campaign, he told several lies about himself and plagiarized several speeches. During the Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings for the appointment of Clarence Thomas as a Supreme Court Justice, he brushed aside Anita Hill's allegations that Thomas sexually harassed her. I'm surprised the online left hasn't found these things and gotten Biden cancelled for them. It goes to show you the online left mostly spouts babble and doesn't so much as crack a book to gain background on what they're talking about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden

Also there's the racial remarks he has said and calling an actual Klansman his mentor.

 

[celebrityskin]

I hear from liberals regularly and most are not in tune with any of AOC's left or right wing critics. Usually the attitude I hear is something like "ah I heard AOC upset Republicans, so I guess she's probably doing things right".

Since 6th Jan i've noticed her support base has shifted quite a bit, they're to the left of the mainstream Kamalas/Pelosis/Hillarys but to the right of the DSA and Justice Dems. That appears to be her new fanbase.

 

[Weppers]

I've decided to start reading the Wikipedia article about Joe Biden,

Don't frame this like you set out to memorize a history textbook. Don't frame this like you're bringing us a wealth of concealed truths. And furthermore,

During the Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearings for the appointment of Clarence Thomas as a Supreme Court Justice, he brushed aside Anita Hill's allegations that Thomas sexually harassed her.

What's wrong with that? There was no evidence of anything. Plenty of their shared coworkers called her a liar.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

lol wonder how they'll handle Joe inevitably saying nigger with a hard R on live TV.

Let's go Nebiros!

 

[Thomas Talus]

It goes to show you the online left mostly spouts babble and doesn't so much as crack a book to gain background on what they're talking about.

It's more that all espoused principles are subordinated to the pursuit and defense of power. Robert Byrd was an unrepentant Klansman who said "niggers" on national television in the 21st century, and they had nothing but good things to say about him.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Guys, calm down, it wasn't a shit it was a George Floyd homunculus.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I think it'll be met with Cuomo levels of bus throwing and unpersoning where they suddenly act like they all hated Biden all along and jerk themselves off over how Democrats are willing to police their own bad behavior unlike the Rethuglikkkans, force Kamala and her unnatural smile to take the helm and declare that it's a new day for the Democratic Party now that the last of the evil old white men are gone.

He was referring to Nate Guhrs.

 

[the clap]

"He's saying we should lynch naggers! Naggers!"