Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Maude Snew]

Last I heard yeah, divorced, grew some chin pubes and drove his new motorcycle a lot and I think worked as a trucker. Also aged poorly but not as poorly as Lowtax himself.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Any evidence of the divorce? I still see a Natasha Robertson still living in Reform, Alabama. Of course, she may have decided to keep the Doobster’s last name. Not surprised because Natasha is about 15 years younger than him. Maybe Doobie got caught getting his hot dog smoked from a lot lizard and Natasha decided she could do better.

 

[Maude Snew]

Well that's way more recent than I remember it being maybe what I was remembering was when the separated .

Bonus aged Doobie picture. Also the thread on SA seems to be still active but it also looks like it's just people reposting PILED HIGH over and over again as they do.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Lowtax and Doobie should form a club of people that made a lot of money off goons and then didn’t.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Lowtax should write an article about Doobie on his new website. That is once he finishes his article on Notch.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Nah Lowtax is too busy writing articles on Facebook about how he's got Ministry's "Just One Fix" on loop. At like 1pm on a normal workday for everyone else. It's probably his anthem as his worthless, jobless, useless ass gobbles down a couple of scrip pills and chases them down with PBR.

 

[Maude Snew]

So I had some time to kill and looked into court records but all the sites want money but if anybody feels like it the town is Reform in Pickens County Alabama and divorce records are public probably just have to spend some money to get it.

 

[GoofTroop70]

It looks like Lowtax has been on YouTube eating tubes of meat for money. I wish I was making this up.

I'll post a screen grab when I get home from work but it's just as revolting as you'd expect and he's done it on more than one stream. He cold calls his elderly Mother and BIL late at night to ask them both for money while he slurs in both videos and his pupils are the size of dinner plates.

 

[Mr Moonface]

It looks like Lowtax has been on YouTube eating tubes of meat for money. I wish I was making this up.

I'll post a screen grab when I get home from work but it's just as revolting as you'd expect and he's done it on more than one stream. He cold calls his elderly Mother and BIL late at night to ask them both for money while he slurs in both videos and his pupils are the size of dinner plates.

You got me curious.



He is so drunk and high in this clip, but what else is new? It's hard to watch, Bam Margera was more coherent in his Instagram breakdown video.

Lowtax sets up the bit at the start of the stream, every time someone dontates $10 he eats a meatstick, asks for $260 for him to eat 26 meatsticks. Compares himself to Destiny, the streamer, says if Destiny gets money for just turning on his stream, then LT deserves money for his eating gimmick. Says his haters should donate too, as him eating this much meat will bring him closer to death.

Someone donates



Well, some people do make a living from mukbangs

Oh...

I made it twenty minutes in. For a complete trainwreck of a human being, he is so fucking boring. I took a look at the stills from the end of the stream and he didn't die, so I'm not watching any more without a big payoff.

 

[GoofTroop70]

You got me curious.

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He is so drunk and high in this clip, but what else is new? It's hard to watch, Bam Margera was more coherent in his Instagram breakdown video.

Lowtax sets up the bit at the start of the stream, every time someone dontates $10 he eats a meatstick, asks for $260 for him to eat 26 meatsticks. Compares himself to Destiny, the streamer, says if Destiny gets money for just turning on his stream, then LT deserves money for his eating gimmick. Says his haters should donate too, as him eating this much meat will bring him closer to death.

Someone donates

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Well, some people do make a living from mukbangs

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Oh...

I made it twenty minutes in. For a complete trainwreck of a human being, he is so fucking boring. I took a look at the stills from the end of the stream and he didn't die, so I'm not watching any more without a big payoff.

Watch the first one man. It's him eating one giant log of meat. Somehow even worse than this one.

E: tonight he is eating brussel sprouts for money so he can return to applebees and play the same song on repeat while he drinks alone

 

[White Devil]

Watch the first one man. It's him eating one giant log of meat. Somehow even worse than this one.

Maybe his tranny fetish is that he's just actually fucking gay.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

You got me curious.

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He is so drunk and high in this clip, but what else is new? It's hard to watch, Bam Margera was more coherent in his Instagram breakdown video.

Lowtax sets up the bit at the start of the stream, every time someone dontates $10 he eats a meatstick, asks for $260 for him to eat 26 meatsticks. Compares himself to Destiny, the streamer, says if Destiny gets money for just turning on his stream, then LT deserves money for his eating gimmick. Says his haters should donate too, as him eating this much meat will bring him closer to death.

Someone donates

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Well, some people do make a living from mukbangs

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Oh...

I made it twenty minutes in. For a complete trainwreck of a human being, he is so fucking boring. I took a look at the stills from the end of the stream and he didn't die, so I'm not watching any more without a big payoff.

Is he supposed to be Walter Sobchak or something?

 

[Mr Moonface]

Watch the first one man. It's him eating one giant log of meat. Somehow even worse than this one.

I took a closer look at his channel, and there's actually 5 streams with meat in the title. I like how he's been doing this for weeks and his views haven't increased at all.

From the stream on Oct 22nd.



None of the other streams have him clearly eating meat at the start, but it looks like he's been doing this all October.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Fucking amazing, someone posted his marriage picture earlier when he was totally normal and making all kinds of money off SA, and we all get older and look different, but to go from that to whatever this is... Holy shit.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

You got me curious.

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He is so drunk and high in this clip, but what else is new? It's hard to watch, Bam Margera was more coherent in his Instagram breakdown video.

Lowtax sets up the bit at the start of the stream, every time someone dontates $10 he eats a meatstick, asks for $260 for him to eat 26 meatsticks. Compares himself to Destiny, the streamer, says if Destiny gets money for just turning on his stream, then LT deserves money for his eating gimmick. Says his haters should donate too, as him eating this much meat will bring him closer to death.

Someone donates

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Well, some people do make a living from mukbangs

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Oh...

I made it twenty minutes in. For a complete trainwreck of a human being, he is so fucking boring. I took a look at the stills from the end of the stream and he didn't die, so I'm not watching any more without a big payoff.

Lol he's on the same shit that Biden's on.

Also you didn't mention that he dressed himself up like Walter from The Big Lebowski.

edit: fuck somebody already posted that.

 

[AnOminous]

Also you didn't mention that he dressed himself up like Walter from The Big Lebowski.

This fucker needs to quit defiling Walter Sobchak. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck in Vietnam so that this fucking scumbag. . .

 

[ellroy]

This fucker needs to quit defiling Walter Sobchak. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck in Vietnam so that this fucking scumbag. . .

He is imitating someone from a comedy that came out in the late 90s, while still a very relevant comedy not many people from his generation dress up from the movie because they have gotten older. Of course Lowtax does because he gets to relive the late 90s.

This man can't move forward with his life and just wants to relive the past.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

He is imitating someone from a comedy that came out in the late 90s, while still a very relevant comedy not many people from his generation dress up from the movie because they have gotten older. Of course Lowtax does because he gets to relive the late 90s.

This man can't move forward with his life and just wants to relive the past.

I can't hate on him for trying to live in the late 90s after living in the current globohomo era. It'd make any intelligent person want to go full Uncle Ted.

 

[ellroy]

I can't hate on him for trying to live in the late 90s after living in the current globohomo era. It'd make any intelligent person want to go full Uncle Ted.

Lowtax isn't reliving the 90s and early 00s because of globohomo, he is doing it because he is a stupid junkie that wasted his life.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I took a closer look at his channel, and there's actually 5 streams with meat in the title. I like how he's been doing this for weeks and his views haven't increased at all.

From the stream on Oct 22nd.

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None of the other streams have him clearly eating meat at the start, but it looks like he's been doing this all October.

This photo gave me heartburn. Cheap sausage is like a congealed log of grease.