Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

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Would you jerk off animals daily for $10,000 a month?


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Great news! Our DIY veterinarian is now offering a veterinary retreat! :cryblood:
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Is he at all qualified?
lol no
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But you can still but oodles of veterinary equipment from his website.
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Yes a normie can give a dog needles, for example if your dog is diabetic, but you go to a fucking VET to show how its done jesus christ.

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stoping dehydration
His whole profile is veterinary advice and giveaways.
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Wow such a great vet
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His says he's in NY, does any one know the local legalities of this fucking unlicensed "retreat"?
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I never saw if there was a firm decision if we're allowed to share other species of intentionally deformed animals, but since someone already scratched the surface on horses, I figured I'd contribute a bit more in that vein.

Because to me, the saddest and most fucked up horsies are miniature ponies. There's really no such thing as one that doesn't have some kind of issue, since most of them suffer from some flavor of dwarfism.

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Yeah my parents have miniature horses but they're the regular horse portions sized down kind. The mare is actually a few inches taller than the breed standard. So you basically have the slimmed down pony bigger kind and...these. And you have the IGers all trying to breed the world's smallest one. They're about as bad as the toad people but at least without DIY ear cropping.
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These are two of the worst.
I can't imagine these things can eat. Rabbit teeth constantly grows and needs to be worn down. I had a rabbit patient with a mismatched jaw due to an old injury. Every month we had to literally grind his teeth down with a dental drill. You must have to do similar to these.
Great news! Our DIY veterinarian is now offering a veterinary retreat!
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Is he at all qualified?
But you can still but oodles of veterinary equipment from his website.
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Yes a normie can give a dog needles, for example if your dog is diabetic, but you go to a fucking VET to show how its done jesus christ.

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stoping dehydration
His whole profile is veterinary advice and giveaways.
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Wow such a great vet
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His says he's in NY, does any one know the local legalities of this fucking unlicensed "retreat"?
Unfortunately you can grab any vet supplies you want in Mexico. Our large animal vet was pissed people had been using meds before he had even diagnosed stuff because the local Mexican feedstore has illegal veterinary drugs for sell. Technically you can get the DEA and USDA on you for this but like anything else in animal health...good luck!

And I'm not even going to get into every he does wrong because it'd be a several page essay. Starting with you specifically should know how to find the kidneys on a dog before attempting an IM injection lest you inject directly into them.
 
People for some reason think unnaturally flat faced animals like that are 'cute,' when all it really does is make their face and head anatomies into deformed nightmares.
It's basically an evolutionary psychological effect where people are inclined to find babies cute and want to protect them, which exists to make people care about the young and improve their rate of survival. It just so happens that this effect also extends to other things that have baby-like features, whether they're other animals or even inanimate objects.

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Mind if I expand this to a few more species? Because this phenomenon is fucking abhorrent and terrifyingly popular in seemingly every corner of the earth.

Persian cats are one example, or any flat faced cat breed for that matter. Obvious breathing problems aside, they also suffer from bad dental & eye diseases.
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Then you also have Arabian horses that are a whole other league of fucked up.
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Morality aside, how anyone finds any of these animals visually appealing is beyond me. They're painfully disgusting to look at, and this is coming from someone who works with "gross" looking animals. Seriously, any normal person looks at these animals and alarm bells immediately ring in their head, so how fucking exceptional must you be to think this is attractive?
I kind of wonder about that. It's like there is a certain trait in some people which causes them to perceive grotesque deviations from the ideal forms as being attractive.
 
I was in LA recently and French Bulldogs are all over the place now. They've been a popular breed for years, sure, but they're not new. The breed is ~100 years old now. Why are they suddenly so popular people are stealing them? There hasn't been a "101 Frenchies" movie.

Also talk about spray and pray. If you have a God damn machine gun, learn to use it!
 
I know someone who breeds American Bullies that actually look like dogs and I had never heard about this nano/micro/toy bullshit before, this is sad. :(
The breeders seem to all have the same profile too, they're almost like one big hivemind of people who talk the same, act the same, and it's so unsettling.
 
I kind of wonder about that. It's like there is a certain trait in some people which causes them to perceive grotesque deviations from the ideal forms as being attractive.
Its certainly to do with neoteny, but that's harder to explain the bully phenomenon where the dogs are supposed to macho compensations for their acorn sized bent ducks.

There's a crunchy baby-like circle on instagram for owners of horrible congenitally deformed dogs who name their accounts shit like "bella's miraculous journey". The QOL of the dogs vary, some are totally normal at being dogs but just look junji ito creatures, others are clearly handicapped. One I follow is a frenchie with an insane hydrocephalus dome, turns out it died recently.


She was owned by the same person who owns the yoda dog they claim was rescued from a truck in china headed to a dog slaughterhouse. I want to call bs because there's tons of fake "rescued from slaughter in china" grifts for americans who want to play saviour and adopt a stupid expensive mutt with a mystery temperament. Like why the hell would there be squished face and pedigree dogs being sold for meat? However after learning of the bully scene being huge in china I could now see a greeder tossing out a deformed brachycephalic they have no use for, maybe.
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It really fucking pisses me off seeing deformed animals being used for inspiration porn. It's not some triumph that your fuck ugly pug survived the dozen medical conditions that were bred into it, its a damning reflection of human greed. They always go on about about how the dogs "learned to love themselves and feel beautiful" and loads of anthropomorphic shit while getting loads of asspats. It's all done for the human ego.
Almost makes me as MATI as the dumbass vegans who try to stick a 900lbs hiefer with a broken leg in a wheelchair. Shooting it between the eyes would be a kinder fate. Those cows always last just a few months maybe years until the sanctuary cryptically posts about their death without any details before e-begging for more money on useless procedures to drag out some other poor animals' suffering.
 
Its certainly to do with neoteny, but that's harder to explain the bully phenomenon where the dogs are supposed to macho compensations for their acorn sized bent ducks.

There's a crunchy baby-like circle on instagram for owners of horrible congenitally deformed dogs who name their accounts shit like "bella's miraculous journey". The QOL of the dogs vary, some are totally normal at being dogs but just look junji ito creatures, others are clearly handicapped. One I follow is a frenchie with an insane hydrocephalus dome, turns out it died recently.
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She was owned by the same person who owns the yoda dog they claim was rescued from a truck in china headed to a dog slaughterhouse. I want to call bs because there's tons of fake "rescued from slaughter in china" grifts for americans who want to play saviour and adopt a stupid expensive mutt with a mystery temperament. Like why the hell would there be squished face and pedigree dogs being sold for meat? However after learning of the bully scene being huge in china I could now see a greeder tossing out a deformed brachycephalic they have no use for, maybe.
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It really fucking pisses me off seeing deformed animals being used for inspiration porn. It's not some triumph that your fuck ugly pug survived the dozen medical conditions that were bred into it, its a damning reflection of human greed. They always go on about about how the dogs "learned to love themselves and feel beautiful" and loads of anthropomorphic shit while getting loads of asspats. It's all done for the human ego.
Almost makes me as MATI as the dumbass vegans who try to stick a 900lbs hiefer with a broken leg in a wheelchair. Shooting it between the eyes would be a kinder fate. Those cows always last just a few months maybe years until the sanctuary cryptically posts about their death without any details before e-begging for more money on useless procedures to drag out some other poor animals' suffering.
That hydrocephalus megamind dog looks so fucked.
 
Man I didn't even know about the breed in the OP. That's just sad. Nothing but trophy dogs, no purpose but having something "Unique" to show off. Just like chihuahuas and pugs. Fuck the people who own them and continue to support this kinda bastardized breeding.
You've obviously never seen a well bred, working Chihuahua. I didn't believe in them either until I met a guy who bred working chihuahuas and used them for their intended purpose of pest control, I have never seen any animal tear apart rodents more viciously or efficiently than those three dogs did. Not snakes, not cats, nothing.
 
You've obviously never seen a well bred, working Chihuahua. I didn't believe in them either until I met a guy who bred working chihuahuas and used them for their intended purpose of pest control, I have never seen any animal tear apart rodents more viciously or efficiently than those three dogs did. Not snakes, not cats, nothing.
Sure they have their use, but those aren't the ones you usually see people having around.
 
Its certainly to do with neoteny, but that's harder to explain the bully phenomenon where the dogs are supposed to macho compensations for their acorn sized bent ducks.

There's a crunchy baby-like circle on instagram for owners of horrible congenitally deformed dogs who name their accounts shit like "bella's miraculous journey". The QOL of the dogs vary, some are totally normal at being dogs but just look junji ito creatures, others are clearly handicapped. One I follow is a frenchie with an insane hydrocephalus dome, turns out it died recently.
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Those pups look like they are related to Damascus Goats as much as they are related to dogs.
 
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