We begin at a milestone fit for The Greatest Lolcow Outside of Prison: Chantal’s thread
reached 5000 pages on October 14. Our last thousand page milestone was reached in mid-April, just six months prior and right at the start of the Nader saga. Good job Chantal!
Vlogtober limped on as she barely attempted to make Halloween-themed content. She paid $50 to
attend a drive-through haunted house with her pet simp Peetz. The first half of this unwatchable livestream is the static duo awkwardly interacting while waiting in line to enter the attraction. The second half is her obnoxiously shrieking at scare actors, but not actually pointing the camera at them for her audience to see. Shortly after streaming this she released a scripted video of her lumbering around a pumpkin patch with Nader, who does not speak or appear on camera.
She continued to blame her emotional instability on the recent death of Grandma Chins while even the stupidest of her paypigs correctly identified that the source of her turmoil was her not-relationship with Nader. During her October 15th livestream she had some sort of
emotional blue screen of death but quickly cat-deflected back to her normal state.
Nader
threaded off Chantal’s sideburns and widow’s peak, making her face look even more like a canned ham.
The chimp out loomed as she cleaned her filthy bedroom on October 17, raging about irrelevant shit-flingers Charlie Gold and Yaba while showing off that she
kept a plate of rancid KFC in one of her desk drawers for over two weeks.
Peetz finally
earned himself a thread of his own after making his own YouTube channel and a video about his quest to find a boyfriend-free girl who hates the outdoors and dogs but doesn’t mind him jerking off to Studio Ghibli movies all day while she works to support him. He quit his menial customer service job without first securing a new one, got his channel monetized, and gave us a tour of his filthy incel cave. He’s most recently been sperging about evil terves and which lady celebs are the most fuckable, like the true feminist he is.
Chantal, having learned she had gonorrhea a week prior and possibly had also contracted something really nasty like HIV,
put off bloodwork because standing in line was too hard. She made an appointment for a phlebotomist to come to her house, but then blew that off too. She instead posted a crying selfie on instagram like a teenager, still blaming grandma’s death for her state.
During a marathon
six hour livestream on the night of 18 October, she spent a great amount of time fucking up Nader’s recipe for chicken and vegetables, nearly slicing off her finger in the process of making an inedible slop she couldn’t pretend to enjoy before dumping it in the trash. She also made up a high school boyfriend that Shannon claims did not exist and pulled the “Nick messaged me” trick she always pulls when Nader is ignoring her, but this time claims it was a buff and handsome man from Dubai that she briefly spoke to in April who has now slid back into her DMs. (Discussion starts
here, Lenin Lime's archive of video
here, local archive didn't surface until here)
@a dinosaur found VanzBeezer's
abusive ex-husband who is also a cop.
Nader did a
live Q&A on the 19th wherein he said that they are not dating, she is simply helping with his YouTube channel. Chantal streamed herself moping around the house and
watching his livestream like a lovesick teenager.
After
another gross GRWM, the next two days we were blessed with joint cooking streams at the crackshack, first
homemade “nashies” (local archive) and then
koshari. Chantal spent these streams giggling and shrieking, burning a “love spell” candle from some pagan Etsy shop, making puppy dog eyes at Nader, and pretending to care about the cooking lesson he was giving her and to enjoy the finished product when she clearly did not. Meanwhile, Nader spent them ordering her to shut up, take a shower, and run outside when she had to fart, wiped his glasses on her shirt, slapped her dorsal hump, compared her to animals, and could not contain his disgust at her presence. When superchatted with demands they kiss, he gave her a brief peck on the cheek then wiped off his mouth. Chantal also livestreamed herself
stopping at McDonalds for a replacement binge after two false idol nashies slathered in at least a half cup of mayonnaise failed to satisfy her.
@BoobGravy
doxed an obnoxious VIB named Holly Roggow.
Jamaican aunt finally made Chantal get her blood drawn and spent the night at the Luxury Villa (
discussion |
archive), preventing Chantal from ordering a late-night binge or wheezing and grunting down to the kitchen for a cheeze beeze. During this stream she claimed that her diabetes is cured and that you are not supposed to inhale when you vape. She informed her audience that Nader’s behavior to her was just the playful antics of a man in love and that she felt his looks of disgust were actually looks of adoration. Also during this stream, we learned that the multiple garbage bags of rancid food and empty fast food containers that she cleaned up on the 17th were still in her bedroom five days later. She also
exposed her nasty underdrawers.
In the early morning hours of the 23rd, Chantal
spammed old photos of her with Malan on Instagram, apparently in a bizarre attempt to make Nader step his boyfriend game up. Instead he said
something that
sent her into an emotional tailspin, forcing Peetz to end his livestream and comfort her while she wailed. She continued to sedate herself out of the livestreamed meltdown we all knew was coming (
recap).
The next day, Chantal donned a baby pink influencer-esque outfit to
go “hiking” with Nader, indicating she very likely got paid and took him on another clothes shopping spree to keep him around then slowly waddled around a park and called it a hike. She spent the night at Nader’s where they finalized plans for a three-day trip to Toronto. She returned to the Luxury Villa the next morning to poopoos in the kitchen and
pick up errant cat shit with her bare hands before gunting off to the fat lady store for some new size 4x lawn-juray for the trip. Hours later she and Peetz went to the mall to
buy him women’s clothing, putting him one step closer to cutting his cock off. Meanwhile her thread
hit 30million page views, a true feat.
During this relatively quiet and boring period,
@giddy-up and
@a dinosaur used
the power of map autism to prove that the previous dox we had for Nader was incorrect. Absolute newfag
@notmyrealname1 chimed in with
the correct address. Comparison to brief glimpses out his windows and the reflection in her sunglasses on an instagram photo
confirmed that Nader Elshamy lives at
95 Rue Saint-Antoine, Gatineau, QC J8T 3L9. The address was immediately posted in Chantal’s live chat by troll account Harry Reems and she rage-quit her stream.
Later that evening she went live again, primed to chimp out over evil Kiwifarms for doxing and Nader for ignoring her phone calls (
discussion |
archive). But in a twist that blindsided all and sundry, some nutcase named (Brenda) Mae Anderson made a video accusing Nader of
sexually assaulting her after she flew to Ottawa to meet him. Chantal called Nader to demand proof this didn’t happen and he blew her off. She had a complete gunt meltdown on stream, admitting they were talking about getting married the previous evening (she said yes!), that she has literally crawled on the floor and kissed his feet on his command, that there are multiple sex tapes in his possession, and that she knew about the other women but took his word that he was not doing anything. The allegations caused a receipts war between Chantal, Nader, and
Mae speaking through reaction channel JustSayin, with Chantal declaring they were really super done this time. Peetz perched behind her with the smug grin of an autist vindicated at last and shit talked his nemesis. Peetz has recently admit he never spoken to Nader and cowers in his bedroom whenever Nads visits the Luxury Villa. Chantal spent the next morning streaming (
discussion |
archive) and pretending to s
uspend his cell phone she still pays for (likely writing a fake email confirmation), claiming she wanted to remove all proof of him from her channel, and swearing there was no way he could redeem himself.
Less than 12 hours later, using the excuse that she needed to retrieve her CPAP machine, Chantal returned to 95 Rue Saint-Antoine and was quickly convinced that
Nader did nothing wrong and really truly loves her. Both Nader and Mae released screenshots “proving” their version of the truth. Mae’s are full of Nader deleting messages and them planning to meet in Ottawa, linked above; Nader’s are full of
Mae having a shitfit in his DMs and threatening to ruin his life because he
didn’t meet her in Ottawa and she was abandoned at the airport. 18 October is allegedly the day that the encounter happened. It is worth noting that 18 October was the day Chantal posted the crying selfie and the night of the six hour stream. The only thread consensus on the assault story is that everyone involved is a human dumpster fire.
Chantal has stated publicly she believes Mae is lying. She also announced she will be going on her Toronto trip because it’s not refundable, and will not be live streaming but filming vlogs because she wants to bring people Nader-free content. In other words, Nader is coming and she needs to edit him and her constant verbal diarrhea about him out of the videos to keep her VIBs from stroking out. She deleted all community posts about the situation and promised for the roughly 500th time she would not be discussing Nader on her livestreams anymore.
On 26 October Mae Anderson was
doxed based on, amongst other things, a tattoo of a date on her wrist from a
Q&A video she posted. She is a 61 year old visiting nurse and alcoholic with prior DUI charges who lives at
112 Grandview St. Pasadena, CA, 91103 and
may be a tranny (a photo was found, she's just uggo). The date tattoo is her
estranged daughter’s birthday. Her daughter’s social media is mostly about recovering from the bullshit her mom put her through. The daughter is the only one with two braincells to rub together and, upon being informed of her mothers antics, she
confirmed the dox and deleted her social media presence stating she wanted nothing to do with it. Big ups to the kiwis who contributed:
@triangle triangle,
@The Bean Bag’s In A Hurry,
@ImpeachImprison,
@Nevaeh,
@clopso,
@chantalisfat and I’m sure many others I missed.
All was calm in the Chiniverse as Chantal and Nader gunted around Toronto (although her original plan was to
pretend she did not bring him). She made community post
threatening to sue Mae. Her
hotel and later the exact room were identified based on her own inability to not dox herself and everyone around her. She gave up pretending she was alone and instead posted pics of
herself and
Nader in the bath (separately, of course) and
taunted her apoplectic VIBs. Back home, Peetz exposed the extent of
the filth they live in including that the bags of garbage from 17 October are still in her room. The gunt slowly waddled around the zoo in Toronto before heading home.
She finally returned to livestreaming on 28 October (
Discussion |
archive) where she described this romantic getaway between a grifter and his slampig, wherein she admit she basically spent the entire time and several thousands of dollars to eat ubereats and room service in a hotel in downtown Toronto and complained about lack of access to food at all times.
(sorry for lateness, will try to get these closer to the 100 page mark next time but real life interrupted gunt watching this week when the thread exploded).
I think you should sue Charlie gold she’s putting out a video saying you’re faking an alibi for Nader. That’s defamation.
