US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Titos]

Ok really what the fuck
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Is there a particular reason that districts aren't just drawn as Rural and Urban? Other than the urbanite retards whining they don't get more reps?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

omg yessss. I remember those videos, they were amazing. For the uninitiated, the Democratic train was trying to cut the MAGA trucks off, not the other way around.

Also, SCOTUS has said police have no obligation to protect you. And letting Wendy Davis file the suit for you is hilarious.

“Instead, according to text messages and 911 audio recordings obtained by Plaintiffs, they privately laughed and joked about the victims and their distress, including by calling them ‘tards,’ making fun of a campaign staffer’s ‘hard’ breathing, and retorting they should just ‘drive defensively’ or ‘leave the train.’”

lmao that's based, I hope these lolsuit faggots get rekted

 

[Kane Lives]

Is there a particular reason that districts aren't just drawn as Rural and Urban? Other than the urbanite retards whining they don't get more reps?

Gerrymandering benefits both sides of the aisle. Very little incentive to change something that the elites use to keep themselves entrenched.

 

[Art Kassul]

Hmm...

https://www.michigancapitolconfiden...m-parents-rushed-meeting-stage-never-happened

He said:

I'm getting hardcore crazy vibes form that face. The longer you look at it the more it feels like its looking at you.

 

[thx1138]

Gerrymandering benefits both sides of the aisle. Very little incentive to change something that the elites use to keep themselves entrenched.

I know a lot of people talk about the long game that Democrats play, how they lay foundations, how they plant minefields, and the decades-long dirty tricks they employ, and they all do and it's all true but they do sometimes shoot themselves in the foot, and I could see the stupid radleft saying "Haha, victory! We have slain the evil (Harry Potter reference) of 'gerrymandering'!" to win a few races...and then (eventually) find their backs against the wall in districts that go red.

 

[derpherp2]

….I don’t know how to feel about going on Twitter and hearing that the President shit himself.
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“Mostly” false.

He only shidded and farded, not sharded. checkmate conservitards lololololmao

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

….I don’t know how to feel about going on Twitter and hearing that the President shit himself.
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“Mostly” false.

How do you rate shitting yourself 'mostly' false? He only crapped his briefs a little bit?

 

[Mewtwo_Rain]

Can't wait for the "Yeah, he shit himself. So what? At least he didn't post mean tweets." Defense to spring up. I hope Biden faithful have that much self reflection not to stoop to that level of idiocy. Even better we'll get white house officials making books telling the account of the time Trump shit up dozens of his pants off the cuff and how they randomly forgot about it until now.

 

[Ranger from Quake 1]

I'd bet money that she's dating the black guy.

I know it's bad etiquette to react with images, but c'mon now.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

omg yessss. I remember those videos, they were amazing. For the uninitiated, the Democratic train was trying to cut the MAGA trucks off, not the other way around.

Also, SCOTUS has said police have no obligation to protect you. And letting Wendy Davis file the suit for you is hilarious.

Trump Train Vs. Biden Shitshack : FIGHT!

 

[UnKillFill]

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I know it's bad etiquette to react with images, but c'mon now.

I mean... It's just common knowledge that black men like big-assed (more often than not, white) women, even if they're otherwise ugly. (Which she is)

The fact that they obviously both work for the same shitty VA DNC gay ops group only makes it even more likely that he's tapped that (fat) ass.

 

[borsabil]

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I'm getting hardcore crazy vibes form that face. The longer you look at it the more it feels like its looking at you.

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes

….I don’t know how to feel about going on Twitter and hearing that the President shit himself.
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“Mostly” false.

Left wing fact checks. The claim is that the President VIOLENTLY shit himself. The President was not engaged in actual violence, he didn't hit anyone, witnesses have confirmed. He only let go an explosive turd into his Depends. Checkmate

 

[Dindus]

He reignited an economy that Obama had smothered with a single tax cut, pushing to bring manufacturing back to the US, and easing regulations that did nothing but make it harder for businesses to operate in the US.
He ended the Korean War.
He engineered peace deals between actors in the middle east who had refused to work with each other.
He built up the military.
He renegotiated trade deals to be more beneficial to the US.
He made the US energy independent.
This list goes on. Early on Trump was getting a lot done which is why the last two years was spent fending off a never ending barrage of bullshit.

The best thing he did was to expose with no chance of doubt how intertwined the MSM and DNC had become.

I know it is popular to pretend he did nothing but watch gorillaTV and play golf but it is simply not true that he did not accomplish things.

Trump had serious problems and I have no problem talking about them but to say he did little of note is simply incorrect.

Nice cope

 

[CaesarCzech]

Gerrymandering benefits both sides of the aisle. Very little incentive to change something that the elites use to keep themselves entrenched

There is only one way to change this world, only one way to stop the elite using us as pawns. There is only one way to have peace, prosperity and security, being able to care for our families in peace. BY CRUSHING THEM.

PEACE THROUGH POWER.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Why is is that some women have all the fat go down there? I’m not complaining but I’m wondering if that’s a good or bad sign.

It's just genetics. Also it's probably not all just fat, she's probably got wide hips wrt bone structure as well.

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I know it's bad etiquette to react with images, but c'mon now.

Pretty sure when Null coined that phrase he was talking about people having conversations regarding people in prison/jail. But regardless of that, it was an off-hand joke, dude. It's not like he wrote a fanfic detailing the woman getting railed by the black guy.

 

[verissimus]

So got to think/ask; what happens if Virginia goes Red Tuesday?

Do the Democrats go full panic mode and give the kill order to silence the lunatic lefties, try and spin it as not mattering (since Virginia tends to always have governors of the party out of power trend-wise), or doe the left go full-on Network and the top brass (Pelosi, Schumer, etc) start conspiring on a plot to murder Joe Biden complete with discussing how to do it and whether or not they should make it a right wing assassination, ISIS/Al Quada assassination, "COVID", or "natural causes" as far as debating which cover up scenario the public will believe and which one is doable in terms of carrying it out successfully?

I'll go with : accuse Youngkin/Republicans of stealing the Virginia gubernatorial election and use this as an excuse as to why the Left must be allowed to steal "fortify" the 2024 election.

 

[Penis Drager]

….I don’t know how to feel about going on Twitter and hearing that the President shit himself.
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“Mostly” false.

It's fake you retards.

 

[borsabil]

It's fake you retards.

Joe has history

https://www.thecut.com/2021/03/bidens-dogs-blamed-for-poo-incident-at-white-house.html

Many correspondents are saying that a pile of feces appeared on the floor outside the Diplomatic Reception Room on Wednesday, and although not a single witness to the crime has come forward, everybody seems to share an opinion as to who did it: either Champ or Major, President Joe Biden’s two dogs, who were allegedly seen loitering in a nearby hallway. Admittedly, suspicious!

What kind of monster blames an innocent pupper for their own bathroom incident?

On the one hand Biden shitting himself in front of the Pope, and his staffers immediately shutting down the livestream so they can take him to the bathroom is glorious. On the other he's the President.

 

[Penis Drager]

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Joe has history

https://www.thecut.com/2021/03/bidens-dogs-blamed-for-poo-incident-at-white-house.html

What kind of monster blames an innocent pupper for their own bathroom incident?

On the one hand Biden shitting himself in front of the Pope, and his staffers immediately shutting down the livestream so they can take him to the bathroom is glorious. On the other he's the President.

Oh, I have no doubt the geriatric pedophile is incontinent.
The fake news here is that Snopes would touch that shit with a 30ft pole unless they could deboonk it outright.

 

[borsabil]

Oh, I have no doubt the geriatric pedophile is incontinent.
The fake news here is that Snopes would touch that shit with a 30ft pole unless they could deboonk it outright.

They've gone from sperging out over the fucking obvious, that Biden has dementia, to covering up that he's so far gone he can't control is bowels

Remember this?

Poor fucker. How far gone and corrupt is America that their political establishment would knowingly put a potato in charge of their government?